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- Thread starter classichummus
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J&L Massacres
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Don't bait him. You care about his answer about that question as much as I do.
classichummus
on a break from forums
I did a bit. We did more of this position last night too. We also utilized the fact that she is super flexible and I had her stand up and bend over getting her head as close to the ground as possible, while I fucked her from behind. It was a lot of fun!!
She is so much fun to have sex with!! 
Oh and:
JL, if you really didn't care, why would post in this thread?
J&L Massacres
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
hpstare:hpsleepy:
Yub
Anachrophobic
Please, tell me this alleged sex you're having with your super flexible wonderful girlfriend is done with some kind of protection. I don't care if you get some kind of sexually transmitted disease, it's the thought of you impregnating her that's worrisome. It's bad enough Dirk has progeny. You breeding is a sickening thought.
Yub
Anachrophobic
The fat has finally clogged your veins and arteries enough to slow the supply of blood to your brain, I see. I'd suggest a visit to the doctor but he'd either misdiagnose you has having a mental illness or intellectual retardation or worse, mistake you for a manatee and call someone to drag your gigantic carcass into the ocean. If you're going to attempt to troll, at least try to ground it somewhere in reality, don't just type whatever pops into the malnourished thing you call a mind. I say all of that with kindness, because your previous post was embarrassing enough for you, I wouldn't wanna rub salt into the wound.