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Two Fridays ago I spread my legs in the back seat of a car for a guy who ate my pussy and attempted to make me cum. Then he left two bite marks on me, okay three, and then I had a date the very next day, which was cancelled thank God, but it was moved to the next Thursday, which was fine because most of the bite marks were gone anyway except for the one on my breast which was still there slightly-I hope he didn't notice, if he did he didn't say anything or his affection didn't change at all for me. That I am aware of, but mostly I dont' care anyway. The following Friday, which was the very next day, I slept with yet another man who I have been after since the day I met him. We exchanged kisses early in the day, met later where he ripped my clothes off and I ripped his off and we fucked and parted ways.
 
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I Love Cunt said:
Two Fridays ago I spread my legs in the back seat of a car for a guy who ate my pussy and attempted to make me cum. Then he left two bite marks on me, okay three, and then I had a date the very next day, which was cancelled thank God, but it was moved to the next Thursday, which was fine because most of the bite marks were gone anyway except for the one on my breast which was still there.
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Ouch. That doesn't sound like it ended well.
 
I'm not supposed to be here. I am sitting in the living room pretending to be social with my sister whilst posting here. Tell me how that works? I don't know. I'll see you in a sec. :D:P
 
I Love Cunt said:
I'm not supposed to be here. I am sitting in the living room pretending to be social with my sister whilst posting here. Tell me how that works? I don't know. I'll see you in a sec. :D:P
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Wish I had known I would have joined you for a three-way on MSN.
 
Strange places I've had sex, in no particular order

1. In a theater during Toy Story 2 (I was 16)
2. In the back of a hmmwv (hummvee) in the middle of the Kuwaiti desert.
3. In the back seat of a taxi, with the driver still driving
4. A shower display at Ikea
5. A bathroom at a bar.
6. A bathroom at a restaurant
7. A bathroom at her parents house with her parents still in the house. (well, that was a blowjob, so I don't know if it counts.
8. An alley in some city I don't remember.
9. In a tent on next to the sidewalk at a fairly populated area in munich during oktoberfest. Come to think of it, I think the city in #8 is munich.
10. My ex's bed only two weeks after we broke up during a party at her house. Not with my ex.
11. Backseat of an SUV on the side of a busy highway.

The rest are pretty boring stories about fucking girls (and guys) in positions only seen in books written in ancient Hindi.
 
classichummus said:
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:no: J&L Massacres: lol fail
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How does this qualify as, "fail?" You are doing a very good job displaying how much of an dumbass you are! J&L, you = epic fail!! You neg almost all of my posts for what reason? Nobody else is doing it, just you. You neg posts that other people like and are not deserving of a neg in any way shape or form! J&L Massacres = pwned. You are pwned by the fact that I have used your name in my sig, pwned by the avatar, pwned by some threads, pwned by the use of your name, and pwned by me in general! You have lost! Just face it! You lose!
 
classichummus said:
How does this qualify as, "fail?" You are doing a very good job displaying how much of an dumbass you are! J&L, you = epic fail!! You neg almost all of my posts for what reason? Nobody else is doing it, just you. You neg posts that other people like and are not deserving of a neg in any way shape or form! J&L Massacres = pwned. You are pwned by the fact that I have used your name in my sig, pwned by the avatar, pwned by some threads, pwned by the use of your name, and pwned by me in general! You have lost! Just face it! You lose!
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You've gotten really worked up. Here's the golden rule of trolldom: You seethe, you lose.

Karma, like crackers, doesn't matter.
 
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