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Oh J&L how can I forget your "Treding on thin ice..." PM to me when I put your Facebook profile pic up as my AV last time?
J&L Massacres said:
Lose the avatar. I've never once posted any picture of my face on TK. I only use pictures posted on TK before. Lose it, or you will be reported.
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Like mm or any admin really cares? Last time I didn't even say it was you, I just put it up. I was silent about who it was. As far as most people knew, it could have been me. They didn't know just you, Kitty, and a few other TKers who have you on FB. Have fun "reporting" me!
 
classichummus said:
Oh J&L how can I forget your "Treding on thin ice..." PM to me when I put your Facebook profile pic up as my AV last time?


Like mm or any admin really cares? Last time I didn't even say it was you, I just put it up. I was silent about who it was. As far as most people knew, it could have been me. They didn't know just you, Kitty, and a few other TKers who have you on FB. Have fun "reporting" me!
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I certainly didn't know beforehand that was J&L. I thought it was a young Justin Timberlake.
 
Pay a professional. Spend the extra dollars to get someone for an entire evening.

You'll get someone who knows what she is doing, and there's none of the emotional garbage to deal with later. If you have a good time, you call her again and pay. If not, you never have to talk to or see her again.

Romance is unnecessary.
 
I got fucked on the floor
I got fucked against the door
leaned me over
the counter
fucked
my
ass
slapped
it hard
bit my nipples
squeezed them hard
 
I Love Cunt said:
I got fucked on the floor
I got fucked against the door
leaned me over
the counter
fucked
my
ass
slapped
it hard
bit my nipples
squeezed them hard
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LOL. That reminds me of this song.

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Loktar said:
LOL. That reminds me of this song.

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OMFG LOKTAR!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW!!! SARAH SILVERMAN IS FUCKING AMAZING! I WOULD FUCK HER IN A SECOND! My girlfriend already said it would be ok for me to fuck Sarah Silverman if it ever became a possibility while we are still going out, just on the basis that Sarah Silverman is Sarah Silverman. I <3 Sarah Silverman so fucking much!!!
 
I only really know Sarah for one thing:

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Of course, I just wanna get high and fuck to this song. It turns me on in ways I can't describe.

FUCKING CRANK IT!

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classichummus said:
OMFG LOKTAR!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW!!! SARAH SILVERMAN IS FUCKING AMAZING! I WOULD FUCK HER IN A SECOND! My girlfriend already said it would be ok for me to fuck Sarah Silverman if it ever became a possibility while we are still going out, just on the basis that Sarah Silverman is Sarah Silverman. I <3 Sarah Silverman so fucking much!!!
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Your welcome. I love you too dude. Just cut back on the caffeine and extasy.
 
SS reminds me of Gonad. or vice versa or w/e. But Gonad is nicer. I think probably I don't know, I haven't actually met SS but the humor is similar. I think. I could be wrong. I'm not sure.
 
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Robot said:
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I once robosexxed a redheaded Wookiee. Thats why I have no arms. My career as a sexbot is over!
 
We finally had sex at my girlfriend's place. It was a lot of fun! It's way different on a tempurpedic vs. a super super soft bed. I like her tempurpedic for sex way more! I really hope we can have sex at her place more often!
 
I am waiting for the day she breaks your heart. The lulz stemming from that will be outstanding.
 
OH MY GOD if you are commenting about the mattress you had sex on you are doing it all wrong. (Gonad excluded)
Hummus hummus hummus. Jesus, Oh God.
 
new update:
69 is super fun!! We tried another new position where we were standing, but she bent over on my bed (which is super high). It was a very fun position!
 
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