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SPAMCAPITAL OMEGA: THE REMAKE OF THE REMAKE OF THE SPAM

They were looking at the table (which was spread out in
great array); for these young housekeepers are always nervous
on such points, and like to see that everything is right.
 
Dear heart alive, how his niece by marriage started!
 
Scrooge had forgotten, for the moment, about her sitting
in the corner with the footstool, or he wouldn't have done
it, on any account.
 
"Why bless my soul!" cried Fred, "who's that?"
 
Let him in! It is a mercy he didn't shake his arm off.
 
He was at home in five minutes. Nothing could be heartier.
 
His niece looked just the same. So did Topper when he came.
 
So did the plump sister when she came.
 
Wonderful party, wonderful games, wonderful
unanimity, won-der-ful happiness!
 
But he was early at the office next morning.
 
If he could only be there first, and catch Bob
Cratchit coming late! That was the thing he had set his
heart upon.
 
And he did it; yes, he did! The clock struck nine. No
Bob. A quarter past. No Bob. He was full eighteen
minutes and a half behind his time. Scrooge sat with his
door wide open, that he might see him come into the Tank.
 
His hat was off, before he opened the door; his comforter
too. He was on his stool in a jiffy; driving away with his
pen, as if he were trying to overtake nine o'clock.
 
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