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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

Hi There!
 
I could do my aqua aerobics in that pool.
 
I'd have to hire someone to take care of the grounds.
 
I don't know. I'm not so sure I would want a big house. Unless of course people live there. I do not need that much space. But I have always appreciated stairs at least, or a mulit level house, or something with a loft, that is fun too.
 
Yeah, its a lot of work.....I wonder if I will ever own a house? Or if I want to, or where I would buy/build a house.
 
If I knew then what I know now, I would not have bought this house.
 
They are a lot of work.
 
They are only an investment if you spend a lot of money keeping them up.
 
And, when you want to go somewhere else, you have to do something about that house.
 
Then again, they are home.
 
A rental is never really home.
 
It is where you put your stuff.
 
I really do have to go to bed now. See you tomorrow.

Spam on.
 
I have to put this somewhere

Audrey Hepburn's Beauty Tips:
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.
...For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
 
I really do have to go to bed now. See you tomorrow.

Spam on.

Goodnight. As tired as I should be.......It will take a mighty fine drug to get me to sleep tonight. A MIGHTY FINE PILL I SAID! DID YOU HEAR ME DR DAVE? WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED SOME PILLS! SOME DRUGS! PLEASE. I WANT TO SLEEP. PLEASE LET ME SLEEP TONIGHT. PLEASE. PLEASE CAN I SLEEP? i WANT TO SLEEP.
 
I am going on a date tomorrow with an ex.
 
Ok, it is not really a date.....it is something else.....its just a thing/hanging out-NOTHING ELSE!
 
But seriuosly, if I die tomorrow, I mean if I don't come back-there is an envelope under my bed telling of all the details that you need to know.
 
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