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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

It would not be hard to figure out
 
JUst kidding! I"m totally being a drama queen!
 
I'll be able to fall asleep now
 
Ok, it is not really a date.....it is something else.....its just a thing/hanging out-NOTHING ELSE!

Did you have fun hanging out with the ex?

Do I need to look under your bed for the details?
 
What was I thinking? Silly me.
 
An entirely differnet story

I opened up the envelope and saw the contents inside
my nervous breathing subsided and I went back to sleep

I folded the napkin and placed it on the tray
I will pleasure myself and then write my essay

I am his guest he said
then he corrected himself and said girlfriend instead

I finished my breakfast
crunched the last pieces of crispy ice cold melon
 
the girl in my avatar is ugly
 
I mean she is cute, her nose just looks kind of funny. Maybe it is the angle.
 
The blue cord wrapped itself around the room like a stream or a river
 
I mean she is cute, her nose just looks kind of funny. Maybe it is the angle.

The hair is kinda crazy too. She reminds me of She-Hulk.
 
:ThirdPartyFacePalm:
 
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The flood has been contained. It is but a little trickle now.
 
Will we ever begin the count down from 1000?
 
Or from 500?
 
And will it happen before September 6th? Or will we see Loktar naked?
 
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