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Spartacus Vengeance

I HATE ASHUR! He's such a toad.

No way Crixus is dead, if they're following the legend of Spartacus (loosely even). Also, Manu's acting is improving, he doesn't crazy face act nearly as much anymore.

I wonder if the new hot slave boy and Agron will ever DO IT.

OH OH... I'd forgotten about Glaber's erectile dysfunction (or whatever his problem IS). Wasn't that the reason Ilithyia had Lucretia hook her up with a gladiator in the first place? Makes me suspect Sparty is the father even MORE, but maybe not... didn't they get interrupted before they finished?
 
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SHADY'S BACK
 
I thought that guy died. Sometimes it's tricky keeping track of all these Roman poshos.

Yeah, Crixus must just be knocked out. He's got to be more use to them alive, as all they have to do is tell Spartacus to give himself up or they'll kill Crixus.

I think I'm a Tiberius/Agron shipper. I'm glad Crixus didn't just kill Agron outright, as I'd been expecting. And then Agron didn't kill Tiberius outright, as I'd been expecting.
 
Dan from Neighbours is one of the main characters this year (well, recurring, but recurring in every episode) and his accent is really odd. I think all the actors try to sound English, and a lot of them sound Australian or Kiwi instead, but he's doing some weird other accent that doesn't exist in real life. Maybe he's a genius who's figured out what the Romans really sounded like?
 
I hate rapey dude. He's the reason that one slave allowed herself to be executed in the arena.

Fuck Ashur!!! He can't die soon enough.

Welcome back Lucretia.

Ok, I don't think Crixus is dead. I think he's the one they pull the cloth sack off of in the previews for next week.

DONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry this is a See Jane Run post. Using my crackberry, lol. Illythia didn't annoy me so much in this episode. Probably because she can't stand that stupid girl who I think is fucking her douchebag brother.
 
THIS WEEK'S was another goodun.

I liked that not everything went Sparty's way, but... was it just me, or did anyone else get distracted by how many black guys died? I mean, the first guy to die was black and I laughed and said "oh lol, a black guy's always the first to die!", but then the next one of Sparty's men to die was black, and then the third, until finally they ran out of black dudes to kill and had to dial it back to just killing a Maori.

Anyway, I hope Sparty's girlfriend continues to be a warrior woman. The bit when she launched herself at that Roman's neck was awesome.

New Navea's not as attractive as old Navea. :( Those mines must be harsh.

The bit when they cut off bits of that guy was most disturbing because you just know that must've really happened to someone at some point. How do we end up sympathising with any of those Roman nobles?!

Ilithyia's face.

Tits. Tits. Tits. Dong. Tits.
 
I liked it ALSO. I knew Lucretia was gonna be banging Ilithyia's dad, lol. I'm kinda surprised that Lucretia is so subservient to her, I sure hope she's got something EVIL up her sleeve (or in her cleavage, SOMEWHERE).

GANNICUS NEXT EPISODE!
 
Agron and Nasir ARE DOING IT.

Glaber found his balls... lol Ilithyia is in for it. I wonder if Lucretia is pissed with Ashur.

GANNICUS!!!
 
Wow, possibly the best episode yet! It just gets better and better!

Er, so they used to cut up the dead bodies and what? Sell the meat as prime animal cuts? It's either that or dog food and soap, but since this is Spartacus it's probably the cannibalism thing.

Sparty and crew are going to get all sorts of stomach bugs from the corpse water.

Sparty throwing his helmet at the lead guard. Awesome!

Agron's really been growing on me lately. It's turning into a bit of Kirk/Spock/McCoy thing with him being the mostly rational or cautious Spock and Crixus being emotional McCoy, while Sparty Kirk weighs up their viewpoints and breaks up arguments. Meanwhile, nice to see Yoeman Thingybob getting more action. Good that a show about loads of muscly blokes can have a girl kicking arse as well.

We're supporting terrorists!! They killed hundreds of civilians!
 
Awesome.

Someone's on Lucretia's shitlist now. I'm talking to you Ashur. She may keep you around because it benefits her, but you fuck up her agenda, she'll take you out. Hello father-in-law.

Nasir is hot, and he looked so sweet after Agron kissed him. AWWW SLAVE LOVE

But please, let us have a moment of silence for the hotness of Gannicus BECAUSE HE LOST HIS FUCKING WOODEN SWORD SO NOW HE CAN'T PROVE HE'S FREE DAMMIT GANNICUS I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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