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THE APPRENTICE starts on Wednesday

Ben going was a bit surprising but when you think about it he hasn't really DONE anything for weeks and it was very telling when Sir Alan asked why he should stay and he just kept saying a load of buzzwords. James will be out soon though. I think him and Debra will be out next. Kate or Yasmina will win...Lorraine isn't fit enough for Sir Alan.
 
Ben was a big surprise for me because firstly I was convinced that James was gone because Sralan's never taken him seriously AND he was the PM, and secondly because Ben was probably the least to blame for them failing out of the three. My money had been on Debra up until the bit where Sralan did his dramatic summarising, that's when it looked like James would go. Really glad he didn't and Kate got to do her victory jig again!
 
The home shopping task has been amusing in previous years. Kate appeared to be playing Guitar Hero.
 
Her fingering didn't impress Sralan.
 
Michael Parkinson's been having a pop at Sir Alan apparently, the irrelevant old fucker.
 
Maybe he'll resurrect his talk show to do an interview with James?!?!!
 
He'll currently digging up Jade's corpse to get another headline.
 
Awww, I liked Howard. Shame they couldn't kick Debra out (although I didn't realise she's 23. I'm 23 Jesus Christ.).

Yasmina and Kate should be the last two and the last task should be NAKED WRESTLING.
 
Kate on the air guitar had me in FITS!!
 
Yeah when they said Debra was 23 on You're Fired I was like "what lol?" 30 at least, surely.

Kate seems to be going downhill. She did look a bit shaky on the tv (before she released her inner rock goddess.)

Yasmina looked a lot fitter than normal when she was tv presenting, for some reason.

JAMES IS THE TOP MAN! Brilliant. MAYBE HE'LL WIN (he won't win.)

Preview for next week: One of the interviewers reading from James' cv where he describes his job as "putting a leash on people who spunk money up the wall."
 
I think some of Kate's shakyness was down to her having to describe those... THINGS
 
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FUCK I saw that yesterday and meant to post it BUT TOMTREK GETS THE KUDOS!
 
Well that's going straight on Facebook :)
 
YES the hot ones are in the final.

THANKS SIR ALAN.
 
Yup, the hot ones and Yasmina. *does the Kate Sidemouth victory jig*

It was weird how Lorraine's Irish accent kept coming and going in one of the interviews.
 
Yeah, what is with Lorraine? The big knobber.

LOL I EAT CATS

James was robbed

BIATCH AIGHT YO
 
Yaaaaay Yasmina, I'm glad she won.

Although she doesn't look as nice on You're Fired! than she does normally - she should keep her hair down.
 
I thought Kate did better on the task and might have been better overall for Sir Alan. But I'm sure he knows better than me.
 
Kate would've made the better apprentice. :(

Next year I'm keeping my favourite a SECRET so there isn't another of these awful Badger/Grimey/Sidemouth affairs.
 
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