Dr Dave
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Episode 1: Fucking Kansas.
Eggs Mayo was walking about a neighbourhood in Wichita, Kansas. He was looking for his guy. Eggs Mayo was a black market power point presentation salesman.
Eggs knocked on the door to the house he was supposed to meet his guy at. Something was not right... what was that smell...
"That smells like burnt eggs mayo..." he said.
He tried the door knob. The door swung open.
"Harkley... you here BRO?" he said.
There was nothing but silence and the smell of burnt eggs mayo.
Eggs walked into the house.
"Brains..." came a voice from the closet.
"Hmm...did Harkley lock him self in the closet again..." thought Eggs
Eggs opened the door to the closet
"BRAINS!!!" Zombie Harkley lurched forward and took a big bite out of Egg's head.
"Brains..." Said Eggs.
Meanwhile elsewhere in TK's chat room on THE INTERNET
Cassie: So have we desided where were going to have the 1st annual MF BBQ and sex round up?
Tomtrek: Well the cheapest place we could book was a barn in Kansas.
Dr Dave: Shit, I fucking hate Kansas. Nothing but bibles and soybean farmers. I hate them MORE THEN 2 Nuns.
Tomtrek:We have no choice MAN! I'll inform the others.
CaptainWacky: AND MY AXE!
To be continued...
Eggs Mayo was walking about a neighbourhood in Wichita, Kansas. He was looking for his guy. Eggs Mayo was a black market power point presentation salesman.
Eggs knocked on the door to the house he was supposed to meet his guy at. Something was not right... what was that smell...
"That smells like burnt eggs mayo..." he said.
He tried the door knob. The door swung open.
"Harkley... you here BRO?" he said.
There was nothing but silence and the smell of burnt eggs mayo.
Eggs walked into the house.
"Brains..." came a voice from the closet.
"Hmm...did Harkley lock him self in the closet again..." thought Eggs
Eggs opened the door to the closet
"BRAINS!!!" Zombie Harkley lurched forward and took a big bite out of Egg's head.
"Brains..." Said Eggs.
Meanwhile elsewhere in TK's chat room on THE INTERNET
Cassie: So have we desided where were going to have the 1st annual MF BBQ and sex round up?
Tomtrek: Well the cheapest place we could book was a barn in Kansas.
Dr Dave: Shit, I fucking hate Kansas. Nothing but bibles and soybean farmers. I hate them MORE THEN 2 Nuns.
Tomtrek:We have no choice MAN! I'll inform the others.
CaptainWacky: AND MY AXE!
To be continued...