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The Tisiphone Adventures: Fucking Zombies
- Thread starter Dr Dave
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Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 11- The Battle, Part 3
The Zombies were all but dead, except THE KING ZOMBIE!
"He's mine" said Tisiphone
Suddenly The Chinaman appears.
"And you shall fail!" said The Chinaman
"And he's mine" said Doctor Dave
The fight began.
Tisiphone knew she had to kill it quick. She went to stab the King Zombie but was knocked back.
"Fuck" said Tisiphone
A new approach she thought...
"All right you son of a bitch, I'm way to sober for this shit, It's on now!" Said Tisiphone
"BIGTIME!" shouted Bigtime poster 22 from a distance
Tisiphone did a tumble move, and cut off the zombie's left foot. Then spun around and stabbed him in the bum and cut upwards.
The Zombie screamed, well ok it went Brainszzzzzzzzz, but it was as close to a scream as he could utter.
"And now I cut your head off" Said Tisiphone as she cut off the Zombie kings head off.
Meanwhile...
"You will fail" Said The Chinaman to Doctor Dave
"I will have your egg rolls!" said Doctor Dave
"OVER MY BURNT WOK!" said the Chinaman as he jumped and stabbed Doctor Dave
"AHHH!!!!" shouted Doctor Dave
"NOoooooooooO" shouted Love Child
Suddenly a zombie head hit The Chinaman
"WHAT!!!!" shouted The Chinaman
"Nobody stabbs Doctor Dave" said Tisiphone
The Chinaman was now surrounded by the MF crew.
"You will not escape!" said Tomtrek
*poof*
Suddenly in a puff of smoke The Chinaman was gone.
"Guess I was wrong" said Tomtrek
"What now" asked Cassie
"Let's get the hell out of Kansas!" said Tisiphone.
And they did.
The End.
The Zombies were all but dead, except THE KING ZOMBIE!
"He's mine" said Tisiphone
Suddenly The Chinaman appears.
"And you shall fail!" said The Chinaman
"And he's mine" said Doctor Dave
The fight began.
Tisiphone knew she had to kill it quick. She went to stab the King Zombie but was knocked back.
"Fuck" said Tisiphone
A new approach she thought...
"All right you son of a bitch, I'm way to sober for this shit, It's on now!" Said Tisiphone
"BIGTIME!" shouted Bigtime poster 22 from a distance
Tisiphone did a tumble move, and cut off the zombie's left foot. Then spun around and stabbed him in the bum and cut upwards.
The Zombie screamed, well ok it went Brainszzzzzzzzz, but it was as close to a scream as he could utter.
"And now I cut your head off" Said Tisiphone as she cut off the Zombie kings head off.
Meanwhile...
"You will fail" Said The Chinaman to Doctor Dave
"I will have your egg rolls!" said Doctor Dave
"OVER MY BURNT WOK!" said the Chinaman as he jumped and stabbed Doctor Dave
"AHHH!!!!" shouted Doctor Dave
"NOoooooooooO" shouted Love Child
Suddenly a zombie head hit The Chinaman
"WHAT!!!!" shouted The Chinaman
"Nobody stabbs Doctor Dave" said Tisiphone
The Chinaman was now surrounded by the MF crew.
"You will not escape!" said Tomtrek
*poof*
Suddenly in a puff of smoke The Chinaman was gone.
"Guess I was wrong" said Tomtrek
"What now" asked Cassie
"Let's get the hell out of Kansas!" said Tisiphone.
And they did.
The End.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Did you see him die?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The KING ZOMBIE was good.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Dr Dave
pillzlol
This thread is so great, I have to launch an enormous turd!
Oh, okay, so it's entirely coincidental. But really, if I hadn't had to anyway, this thread would have been good enough to make me!
Oh, okay, so it's entirely coincidental. But really, if I hadn't had to anyway, this thread would have been good enough to make me!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
SHE'LL BE ALONG SOON
I spent the entire story in a trailer which Tisiphone took with her, lying on my back inside it, on a mattress, with my mighty cock standing at rapt attention, ready for her vigorous and violent use.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I'd like to think the redshirt whose head I took a chunk out of was FILTHYTWINKWHORE.