Dr Dave
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Episode 1: Now I'm on a mother fucking boat.
It was a boat, a fine boat, a pretty boat... Or so people thought. In actuality and not at all according to the advertisements the SS.Dingbat was well an average boat. How it because a cruise boat nobody knew, although there were rumours that somebody won the boat in some sort of high stakes ping pong game in Russia.
CaptainWacky, THE SHIPS CAPTAIN stood on a lookout platform seeing the passengers boarding. He saw many people, mostly fuggly freaks who had got swindled into thinking it was a fine boat, a pretty boat.
But some were nice looking people. One lady was coming on board with some cows and chickens, this would please the guest celebrity for the cruise. Tisiphone was a chicken slayer, who liked to eat beef. She had recently returned from Florida after killing evil Pirate Chickens.
One man, dressed in drag was knocked over by a Chinaman. Nobody rescued the man, but after his luggage was searched and any valuables taken by the staff, he was identified as Loktar.
"What does that even mean?" They thought.
Many other passangers got on, but we will get to them later.
Down in Tisiphone's cabin, She was getting her shots from Doctor Dave, THE SHIPS DOCTOR.
"Well, you got protection from 13 diseases and the ships tuna salad" Said Doctor Dave.
"Thanks" said Tisiphone, who turned to Captain Wacky and said "When do we get under way?"
"IN TWO SAKES OF A PIGS EAR" Shouted Captain Wacky
"What?" asked Tisiphone.
"MEEP!" Said CaptainWacky and he ran off to do Captain things (wanking).
"A strange one he is" said Tisiphone
"Yeah, but he's better then our last Captain, that one smelled of boston baked beans" Said Doctor Dave/
"Time for a drink, cus dammit, I'm on a boat" Shouted Tisiphone.
To be continued...
It was a boat, a fine boat, a pretty boat... Or so people thought. In actuality and not at all according to the advertisements the SS.Dingbat was well an average boat. How it because a cruise boat nobody knew, although there were rumours that somebody won the boat in some sort of high stakes ping pong game in Russia.
CaptainWacky, THE SHIPS CAPTAIN stood on a lookout platform seeing the passengers boarding. He saw many people, mostly fuggly freaks who had got swindled into thinking it was a fine boat, a pretty boat.
But some were nice looking people. One lady was coming on board with some cows and chickens, this would please the guest celebrity for the cruise. Tisiphone was a chicken slayer, who liked to eat beef. She had recently returned from Florida after killing evil Pirate Chickens.
One man, dressed in drag was knocked over by a Chinaman. Nobody rescued the man, but after his luggage was searched and any valuables taken by the staff, he was identified as Loktar.
"What does that even mean?" They thought.
Many other passangers got on, but we will get to them later.
Down in Tisiphone's cabin, She was getting her shots from Doctor Dave, THE SHIPS DOCTOR.
"Well, you got protection from 13 diseases and the ships tuna salad" Said Doctor Dave.
"Thanks" said Tisiphone, who turned to Captain Wacky and said "When do we get under way?"
"IN TWO SAKES OF A PIGS EAR" Shouted Captain Wacky
"What?" asked Tisiphone.
"MEEP!" Said CaptainWacky and he ran off to do Captain things (wanking).
"A strange one he is" said Tisiphone
"Yeah, but he's better then our last Captain, that one smelled of boston baked beans" Said Doctor Dave/
"Time for a drink, cus dammit, I'm on a boat" Shouted Tisiphone.
To be continued...