The Tisiphone adventures:On a boat!
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE!
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Uh oh!
Episode 6: The Captains Table
Various people gathered at THE CAPTAINS TABLE on the boat. There was Tisiphone the Chicken Slayer, Cassie of FARMLAND22,Doctor Dave,Fuddlemiff the famous artist of miffs, Loktar,and several others.
"WELCOME TO THE CAPTAINS TABLE!" said CaptainWacky, SHIPS CAPTAIN.
The guests noded
"We are gathered here to unite this woman" Said the Captain pointing to Loktar and "this tuna salad..."
"I don't want to get married" Said Loktar.
Suddenly there was a commotion followd by screams!
"They're coming right for us" Shouted STUPID BOAT PASSANGER 22
"Who will save us, and eventually get this story to an end?" Said Random Naked and soon to have his dick cut off by a chicken passenger 35
"I will bitches" Said Tisiphone
Tisiphone stood up, knifes in hand.
"And I'm gunna help" Said Cassie grabbing a shot gun from under the table
"ONE OF EM DRESSED AS A NUN" shouted Doctor Dave, grabbing his needle gun.
"Lets fuck some shit up" said Tisiphone.
The fighting began, Tisiphone running about slashing and stabbing chickens, Cassie blowing them away with HER SHOTGUN, Dave tossing pillslol to the people, all the while shooting chickens with needles with a SPECIAL DEATH SERUM,
After 12 hours, 34 broken tables, 44 casualties (people) the chickens were dead.
CaptainWacky walked back to the table and saw a man.
This man was dead.
"OMG LOKTAR IS DEAD" Shouted Fuddlemiff
"Who could have done this?" asked Cassie, returning with a 6 pice of chicken.
"I bet it was... THE CHINAMAN!" Said CaptainWacky
To be continued.
Episode 6: The Captains Table
Various people gathered at THE CAPTAINS TABLE on the boat. There was Tisiphone the Chicken Slayer, Cassie of FARMLAND22,Doctor Dave,Fuddlemiff the famous artist of miffs, Loktar,and several others.
"WELCOME TO THE CAPTAINS TABLE!" said CaptainWacky, SHIPS CAPTAIN.
The guests noded
"We are gathered here to unite this woman" Said the Captain pointing to Loktar and "this tuna salad..."
"I don't want to get married" Said Loktar.
Suddenly there was a commotion followd by screams!
"They're coming right for us" Shouted STUPID BOAT PASSANGER 22
"Who will save us, and eventually get this story to an end?" Said Random Naked and soon to have his dick cut off by a chicken passenger 35
"I will bitches" Said Tisiphone
Tisiphone stood up, knifes in hand.
"And I'm gunna help" Said Cassie grabbing a shot gun from under the table
"ONE OF EM DRESSED AS A NUN" shouted Doctor Dave, grabbing his needle gun.
"Lets fuck some shit up" said Tisiphone.
The fighting began, Tisiphone running about slashing and stabbing chickens, Cassie blowing them away with HER SHOTGUN, Dave tossing pillslol to the people, all the while shooting chickens with needles with a SPECIAL DEATH SERUM,
After 12 hours, 34 broken tables, 44 casualties (people) the chickens were dead.
CaptainWacky walked back to the table and saw a man.
This man was dead.
"OMG LOKTAR IS DEAD" Shouted Fuddlemiff
"Who could have done this?" asked Cassie, returning with a 6 pice of chicken.
"I bet it was... THE CHINAMAN!" Said CaptainWacky
To be continued.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I think the Chinaman is...CHINESE.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Will Morrisey make an appearance?
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 7: A very specual TTAOAB (The Tisiphone Adventures:On a boat).
"As we sit here on a monday, dealing with our hangovers, masterbating, then waiting for cup of noodle to get done, we forget that it is Labour Day here in the States." Said Love Child
She continued " So let us think of all the people who have Laboured for our benefit. Prostitutes, for without them many many many people would still be virgins. Chinamen, for without them we would not have had many many egg rolls, Bob Barker, for without him we would not know to spay or neuter our pets. So when you continue drinking today, watch your porn, then fall asleep, remember all of those people who have laboured to make this country at the very least fairly amusing"
Love child at this point fell onto her back.
"That was the best during sex speech ever, were bound to win a award for that!" said Tisiphone.
Doctor Dave walked in from the bathroom
"How did I end up here?!" he said.
"Same way you always do, you walked here drunk when LC and I were having rabid lesbian sex and just commandeered the bathroom." said Tisiphone
To be continued...
"As we sit here on a monday, dealing with our hangovers, masterbating, then waiting for cup of noodle to get done, we forget that it is Labour Day here in the States." Said Love Child
She continued " So let us think of all the people who have Laboured for our benefit. Prostitutes, for without them many many many people would still be virgins. Chinamen, for without them we would not have had many many egg rolls, Bob Barker, for without him we would not know to spay or neuter our pets. So when you continue drinking today, watch your porn, then fall asleep, remember all of those people who have laboured to make this country at the very least fairly amusing"
Love child at this point fell onto her back.
"That was the best during sex speech ever, were bound to win a award for that!" said Tisiphone.
Doctor Dave walked in from the bathroom
"How did I end up here?!" he said.
"Same way you always do, you walked here drunk when LC and I were having rabid lesbian sex and just commandeered the bathroom." said Tisiphone
To be continued...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
That episode will help children.