The Tisiphone adventures:On a boat!
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Dr Dave
pillzlol
Just now apparently. It was unintentional.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
LIES! They got to you didn't they?
How many bumpershoots, crisps, bangers and mash, and spotted dick did they offer you before you sold out?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
BUMP. WILL THIS STORY EVERY BE CONCLUDED?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I will keep checking every day.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Yes.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Episode 8
The boat was nearing it's port of call. The adventure was near an end. Soon passengers would leave, people would have to meet up in seedy hotel rooms and not a boat to get their fuck on. That was however a day away.
Tonight however there was a large end of voyage party. With Special Guest Lady Gaga, well ok it was a Lady Gaga Impersonator, but that was the best the boat owners could afford for $300 and a six pack of Corona.
Various passengers were waiting in the lounge area for the show to start. Having eaten a dinner fit for kings of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and various alcoholic beverages.
"This better be good" said Cassie to Tisiphone.
"Yeah. At least dinner was good" said Tisiphone
"It was a good idea for curiousa2z the cook to fry all the chickens we killed" said Cassie.
"And now for tonight's entertainment, from New Jersey, Lady Gaga impersonator Fred Jones!" Said an announcer.
As Lady Gaga started singing something was wrong, quite off in fact.
"Come on Cassie, something is afoot" Said Tisiphone.
Tisiphone and Cassie snuck around to get a closer look. On the back of the stage where people were usually not allowed they saw something.
That something was... a package of fortune cookies.
"That's no proper Lady Gaga impersonator" said Tisiphone
Cassie and Tisiphone rushed onto stage.
"Stop right there" Said Tisiphone
"Yeah" Said Cassie
"Wait, what is the meaning of this OUTRAGE!" Said the Lady Gaga impersonator.
"We know who you really are... CHINAMAN!"
"That's not Lady Gaga, that's a Chinaman" shouted a man from the crowd
"Yeah jackass we just said that" said Cassie
"You foiled my plans, how dare you get in the way of me killing.... DOCTOR DAVE!"
Doctor Dave looked up and shrugged
"That's right, MOFO" Said Cassie
"But will you stop me..." Said The Chinaman. As he said he turned around to face Doctor Dave and from his sleeve he fired from his whist gun"
Doctor Dave ducked out of the way, hopped onto stage and bitch slapped the Chinaman.
"Why did you do it?" asked Cassie to the Chinaman
"He cured my family of A BAD COLD. It was my job to cure them, MY JOB!!!!" said the Chinaman
"They came to me, I did only what Doctors do" Said Doctor Dave
"YOU RUINED MY PLANS TO GIVE THEM TEA AND KILL THEM!, but then they got all better and moved away and..." Said the Chinaman
Doctor Dave bitch slapped him again.
"Oh shut up" said Doctor Dave.
Suddenly The Chinaman got up and ran to the highest point on the ship.
"You'll never take me alive!!!" He said as he jumped.
"I feel like Chinese food" Said Doctor Dave as he left the lounge room.
"Thank god that's over." Said Cassie
"Yes." Said Captain Wacky.
"I need tequila" Said Tisihpone
The End.
The boat was nearing it's port of call. The adventure was near an end. Soon passengers would leave, people would have to meet up in seedy hotel rooms and not a boat to get their fuck on. That was however a day away.
Tonight however there was a large end of voyage party. With Special Guest Lady Gaga, well ok it was a Lady Gaga Impersonator, but that was the best the boat owners could afford for $300 and a six pack of Corona.
Various passengers were waiting in the lounge area for the show to start. Having eaten a dinner fit for kings of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and various alcoholic beverages.
"This better be good" said Cassie to Tisiphone.
"Yeah. At least dinner was good" said Tisiphone
"It was a good idea for curiousa2z the cook to fry all the chickens we killed" said Cassie.
"And now for tonight's entertainment, from New Jersey, Lady Gaga impersonator Fred Jones!" Said an announcer.
As Lady Gaga started singing something was wrong, quite off in fact.
"Come on Cassie, something is afoot" Said Tisiphone.
Tisiphone and Cassie snuck around to get a closer look. On the back of the stage where people were usually not allowed they saw something.
That something was... a package of fortune cookies.
"That's no proper Lady Gaga impersonator" said Tisiphone
Cassie and Tisiphone rushed onto stage.
"Stop right there" Said Tisiphone
"Yeah" Said Cassie
"Wait, what is the meaning of this OUTRAGE!" Said the Lady Gaga impersonator.
"We know who you really are... CHINAMAN!"
"That's not Lady Gaga, that's a Chinaman" shouted a man from the crowd
"Yeah jackass we just said that" said Cassie
"You foiled my plans, how dare you get in the way of me killing.... DOCTOR DAVE!"
Doctor Dave looked up and shrugged
"That's right, MOFO" Said Cassie
"But will you stop me..." Said The Chinaman. As he said he turned around to face Doctor Dave and from his sleeve he fired from his whist gun"
Doctor Dave ducked out of the way, hopped onto stage and bitch slapped the Chinaman.
"Why did you do it?" asked Cassie to the Chinaman
"He cured my family of A BAD COLD. It was my job to cure them, MY JOB!!!!" said the Chinaman
"They came to me, I did only what Doctors do" Said Doctor Dave
"YOU RUINED MY PLANS TO GIVE THEM TEA AND KILL THEM!, but then they got all better and moved away and..." Said the Chinaman
Doctor Dave bitch slapped him again.
"Oh shut up" said Doctor Dave.
Suddenly The Chinaman got up and ran to the highest point on the ship.
"You'll never take me alive!!!" He said as he jumped.
"I feel like Chinese food" Said Doctor Dave as he left the lounge room.
"Thank god that's over." Said Cassie
"Yes." Said Captain Wacky.
"I need tequila" Said Tisihpone
The End.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Maybe on a submarine, space shuttle, or on a whale next time?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Great story!!
Should I write a story about Dr Dave fighting Cyber Nuns? Or would anything else look PATHETIC compared to this masterwork?
Should I write a story about Dr Dave fighting Cyber Nuns? Or would anything else look PATHETIC compared to this masterwork?