CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He thought Natalie Portman was in "Thor Into Darkness". 
Top Tens for 2013
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#48
1) Natalie Dormer - I'm obsessed with Natalie Dormer at the moment and I can't even deny it. And why would I even want to deny it, come to think of it?
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Sometimes her skin burns my eyes but I like it.
3) Jenna Coleman - Happy 50th birthday! She looks younger.
4) Hayley Atwell - She is curvy.
5) Emma Roberts - I like Emma Roberts.
6) Olivia Wilde - I think her pregnancy breasts are starting to show and that's an exciting time in any pregnancy, right ladies?
7) Sophie Turner - She is the future of female celebrities.
8) Kat Dennings - She hasn't worn a dress in too long (a couple of weeks.)
9) Nicole Beharie - I like her.
10) Jennifer Lawrence - She wore lots of dresses.
11) Rooney Mara - Her face is really attractive.
12) Freema Agyeman - Need new Freema Agyeman material.
13) Abigail Breslin - She's going places.
14) Sarah Silverman - She's been places.
15) Azita Ghanizada - Her hair is long.
16) Aubrey Plaza - Has legs.
17) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's carrying Agents of SHIELD on her English back.
18) Willa Holland - Cute.
19) Deobrah Ann Woll - She's pale.
20) Emily Bett Rickards - She's nice.
1) Natalie Dormer - I'm obsessed with Natalie Dormer at the moment and I can't even deny it. And why would I even want to deny it, come to think of it?
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Sometimes her skin burns my eyes but I like it.
3) Jenna Coleman - Happy 50th birthday! She looks younger.
4) Hayley Atwell - She is curvy.
5) Emma Roberts - I like Emma Roberts.
6) Olivia Wilde - I think her pregnancy breasts are starting to show and that's an exciting time in any pregnancy, right ladies?
7) Sophie Turner - She is the future of female celebrities.
8) Kat Dennings - She hasn't worn a dress in too long (a couple of weeks.)
9) Nicole Beharie - I like her.
10) Jennifer Lawrence - She wore lots of dresses.
11) Rooney Mara - Her face is really attractive.
12) Freema Agyeman - Need new Freema Agyeman material.
13) Abigail Breslin - She's going places.
14) Sarah Silverman - She's been places.
15) Azita Ghanizada - Her hair is long.
16) Aubrey Plaza - Has legs.
17) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's carrying Agents of SHIELD on her English back.
18) Willa Holland - Cute.
19) Deobrah Ann Woll - She's pale.
20) Emily Bett Rickards - She's nice.
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
I liked Jenna Coleman at first but she comes across all smug the more I see her.
Do you watch Haven? If you like doe-eyed brunettes, have I got the girl for you!
Do you watch Haven? If you like doe-eyed brunettes, have I got the girl for you!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It's not something Iv'e watched but she sems to be a girl in a hat...
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
You're very observant.
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
And she's not smug.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I don't find Jenna Coleman smug.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Happy birthday Sarah Silverman (43).
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Happy birthday Amanda Seyfried (28).
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#49
1) Natalie Dormer - Yep, she's my favourite girl at the moment.
2) Kat Dennings - Yep, she's probably my overall favourite girl of the now but not specifically of the moment.
3) Kristen Stewart - Seriously, Kristen Stewart is really sexy and that's all there is to it.
4) Hayley Atwell - Her face is really pretty and English.
5) Jenna Coleman - I nearly typed "I WANT TO SUCK HER NOSE" then I looked at my hands and thought "what have I become!?" But she's nice.
6) Jennifer Lawrence - Remember when I wasn't sure about Jennifer Lawrence a couple of years ago? LOL.
7) Sophie Turner - She makes me happy for the future of female celebrities.
8) Aubrey Plaza - I could get lost in her eyes.
9) Amanda Seyfried - I could get lost in her hair.
10) Amy Adams - She has large breasts.
11) Anne Hathaway - Have the Hathahaters FUCKED OFF yet?
12) Michelle Trachtenberg - Hey Genlux Magazine, release your videos in a downloadable format please.
13) Elizabeth Henstridge - Is it safe to call her the best thing to come out of SHIELD yet?
14) Olivia Wilde - She has that pregnancy glow.
15) Emma Roberts - She's nice.
16) Rose McIver - She's cute.
17) Anna Kendrick - She's short and cute.
18) Victoria Coren - Good dress.
19) Abigail Breslin - She's one to watch.
20) Marion Cotillard - Good face.
1) Natalie Dormer - Yep, she's my favourite girl at the moment.
2) Kat Dennings - Yep, she's probably my overall favourite girl of the now but not specifically of the moment.
3) Kristen Stewart - Seriously, Kristen Stewart is really sexy and that's all there is to it.
4) Hayley Atwell - Her face is really pretty and English.
5) Jenna Coleman - I nearly typed "I WANT TO SUCK HER NOSE" then I looked at my hands and thought "what have I become!?" But she's nice.
6) Jennifer Lawrence - Remember when I wasn't sure about Jennifer Lawrence a couple of years ago? LOL.
7) Sophie Turner - She makes me happy for the future of female celebrities.
8) Aubrey Plaza - I could get lost in her eyes.
9) Amanda Seyfried - I could get lost in her hair.
10) Amy Adams - She has large breasts.
11) Anne Hathaway - Have the Hathahaters FUCKED OFF yet?
12) Michelle Trachtenberg - Hey Genlux Magazine, release your videos in a downloadable format please.
13) Elizabeth Henstridge - Is it safe to call her the best thing to come out of SHIELD yet?
14) Olivia Wilde - She has that pregnancy glow.
15) Emma Roberts - She's nice.
16) Rose McIver - She's cute.
17) Anna Kendrick - She's short and cute.
18) Victoria Coren - Good dress.
19) Abigail Breslin - She's one to watch.
20) Marion Cotillard - Good face.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Happy birthday Amy Acker (37)!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#50
1) Kristen Stewart - She does "it" for me.
2) Amy Adams - Amy Adams takes a well deserved jump up to the rankings.
3) Gillian Jacobs - Oh, Britta's in this (top three)?
4) Emma Roberts - She's cute/sexy. She's cuxy.
5) Lizzy Caplan - Lizzy Caplan continues to impress.
6) Emmy Rossum - She has also earned a high ranking.
7) Avril Lavigne - She's pale.
8) Natalie Dormer - More like Smirkalie Smirker!
9) Hayley Atwell - She's a real hero.
10) Willa Holland - She's pretty as duck.
11) Kat Dennings - Kat tumbles down the rankings in spectacular fashion (or there just weren't any new pics of her this week.)
12) Jennifer Lawrence - She was outclassed by Amy Adams but still really good.
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - There's been a lack of new Michelle Trachtenberg material in December.
14) Evangeline Lilly - More like ELFvangeline Lilly lol I'm the first person to say that.
15) Kate Beckinsale - She's still got it!
16) Imogen Poots - Her eyes can see into my soul and make me feel shame.
17) Anna Kendrick - Happy shortness!
18) Elizabeth Henstrdge - She is pretty and English.
19) Sophie Turner - She is tall and English.
20) Summer Glau - Summer Glau is still quite nice.
21) Olivia Wilde - To think that she started the year at the top (probably!) But she could return one day.
22) Emily Bett Rickards - She is nice.
23) Freema Agyeman - She is free(ma Agyeman.)
24) Amanda Seyfried - She looks a bit like Natalie Dormer but I firmly prefer Dormer at the moment?
25) Zoe Saldana - She is good.
1) Kristen Stewart - She does "it" for me.
2) Amy Adams - Amy Adams takes a well deserved jump up to the rankings.
3) Gillian Jacobs - Oh, Britta's in this (top three)?
4) Emma Roberts - She's cute/sexy. She's cuxy.
5) Lizzy Caplan - Lizzy Caplan continues to impress.
6) Emmy Rossum - She has also earned a high ranking.
7) Avril Lavigne - She's pale.
8) Natalie Dormer - More like Smirkalie Smirker!
9) Hayley Atwell - She's a real hero.
10) Willa Holland - She's pretty as duck.
11) Kat Dennings - Kat tumbles down the rankings in spectacular fashion (or there just weren't any new pics of her this week.)
12) Jennifer Lawrence - She was outclassed by Amy Adams but still really good.
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - There's been a lack of new Michelle Trachtenberg material in December.
14) Evangeline Lilly - More like ELFvangeline Lilly lol I'm the first person to say that.
15) Kate Beckinsale - She's still got it!
16) Imogen Poots - Her eyes can see into my soul and make me feel shame.
17) Anna Kendrick - Happy shortness!
18) Elizabeth Henstrdge - She is pretty and English.
19) Sophie Turner - She is tall and English.
20) Summer Glau - Summer Glau is still quite nice.
21) Olivia Wilde - To think that she started the year at the top (probably!) But she could return one day.
22) Emily Bett Rickards - She is nice.
23) Freema Agyeman - She is free(ma Agyeman.)
24) Amanda Seyfried - She looks a bit like Natalie Dormer but I firmly prefer Dormer at the moment?
25) Zoe Saldana - She is good.
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#51
1) Emma Roberts - She's so pretty. Maybe the prettiest.
2) Kristen Stewart - Kristen Stewart's comeback is probaby the best thing to happen to the list in 2013.
3) Gillian Jacobs - She makes me feel happy.
4) Sophie Turner - She is special.
5) Anne Kendrick - Her teeth are great.
6) Kat Dennings - Her name is "Kat" and she owns a cat. It's crazy!
7) Jennifer Lawrence - Her personality makes her even more attractive (and she's already very attractive.)
8) Abigail Breslin - She is a rising star.
9) Hayley Atwell - One of the best.
10) Minka Kelly - She's a mink!
11) Natalie Dormer - She does things with her face.
12) Taissa Farmiga - Another great newcomer from 2013!
13) Willa Holland - She is really good.
14) Elizabeth Henstridge - Agent of S.M.I.L.E.
15) Deborah Ann Woll - Remember her!?
16) Liv Tyler - She is nice.
17) Celina Jade - Will probably never see her again.
18) Olivia Wilde - Pregnant.
19) Amy Adams - I liked her more last week I guess.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yep.
1) Emma Roberts - She's so pretty. Maybe the prettiest.
2) Kristen Stewart - Kristen Stewart's comeback is probaby the best thing to happen to the list in 2013.
3) Gillian Jacobs - She makes me feel happy.
4) Sophie Turner - She is special.
5) Anne Kendrick - Her teeth are great.
6) Kat Dennings - Her name is "Kat" and she owns a cat. It's crazy!
7) Jennifer Lawrence - Her personality makes her even more attractive (and she's already very attractive.)
8) Abigail Breslin - She is a rising star.
9) Hayley Atwell - One of the best.
10) Minka Kelly - She's a mink!
11) Natalie Dormer - She does things with her face.
12) Taissa Farmiga - Another great newcomer from 2013!
13) Willa Holland - She is really good.
14) Elizabeth Henstridge - Agent of S.M.I.L.E.
15) Deborah Ann Woll - Remember her!?
16) Liv Tyler - She is nice.
17) Celina Jade - Will probably never see her again.
18) Olivia Wilde - Pregnant.
19) Amy Adams - I liked her more last week I guess.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yep.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Wrong thread?
I keep forgetting u have autism or some form of mental disability, keeps u from working, just hanging out here 24/7 or something? Yeah, how is that working out for you?? WHATEVER! Go get fucked dude!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#52
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - 2013 ends with me Trachtenobsessed (which is different from how it started.) But what will 2014 bring!?
2) Jenna Coleman - They don't call her "Jenna Cutewoman" for nothing. Or at all. It's just me.
3) Abigail Breslin - She has arrived in a big way.
4) Evangeline Lilly - She was the prettiest elf in The Hobbit. Yes, even prettier than Legolas.
5) Magda Apanowicz - I hope we see a lot more of her in 2014.
6) Amy Adams - She is attractive.
7) Anna Kendrick - Incredibly enough I only started liking Anna this year.
8) Gillian Jacobs - Could 2014 be "The Year Of Jacobs"?
9) Emma Roberts - Her breakthrough year.
10) Sophie Turner - 2013 was just the beginning for her (on this list.)
11) Avril Lavigne - She's more Avril than ever.
12) Lizzy Caplan - She can sing and everything.
13) Caitlin Fitzegerald - I should have included her sooner...
14) Emmy Rossum - A good Trachtenfriend.
15) Liv Tyler - She's still got it.
16) Rebecca Hall - Good face.
17) Hayley Atwell - I like her.
18) Michelle Ryan - I hope she makes a comeback sometime.
19) Kat Dennings - Was number one for a while in 2013 but has dropped recently. I expect she'll rise again soon though.
20) Minka Kelly - She is nice.
21) Olivia Wilde - She dropped a bit in 2013.
22) Sheridan Smith - Underrated?
23) Jennifer Lawrence - At least we'll see a lot of her in 2014.
24) Margot Robbie - She has gone far.
25) Victoria Coren - I need to discuss the OC final with someone.
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - 2013 ends with me Trachtenobsessed (which is different from how it started.) But what will 2014 bring!?
2) Jenna Coleman - They don't call her "Jenna Cutewoman" for nothing. Or at all. It's just me.
3) Abigail Breslin - She has arrived in a big way.
4) Evangeline Lilly - She was the prettiest elf in The Hobbit. Yes, even prettier than Legolas.
5) Magda Apanowicz - I hope we see a lot more of her in 2014.
6) Amy Adams - She is attractive.
7) Anna Kendrick - Incredibly enough I only started liking Anna this year.
8) Gillian Jacobs - Could 2014 be "The Year Of Jacobs"?
9) Emma Roberts - Her breakthrough year.
10) Sophie Turner - 2013 was just the beginning for her (on this list.)
11) Avril Lavigne - She's more Avril than ever.
12) Lizzy Caplan - She can sing and everything.
13) Caitlin Fitzegerald - I should have included her sooner...
14) Emmy Rossum - A good Trachtenfriend.
15) Liv Tyler - She's still got it.
16) Rebecca Hall - Good face.
17) Hayley Atwell - I like her.
18) Michelle Ryan - I hope she makes a comeback sometime.
19) Kat Dennings - Was number one for a while in 2013 but has dropped recently. I expect she'll rise again soon though.
20) Minka Kelly - She is nice.
21) Olivia Wilde - She dropped a bit in 2013.
22) Sheridan Smith - Underrated?
23) Jennifer Lawrence - At least we'll see a lot of her in 2014.
24) Margot Robbie - She has gone far.
25) Victoria Coren - I need to discuss the OC final with someone.
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