Top Tens for 2013

[CaptainWacky]

#44

Top TWENTY FIVE special again BECAUSE the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 11 will be presented in MERE DAYS and if it achieves perfection there will be no reason for these weekly lists anymore so this could be the last one ever OKAY.

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has risen back to the top of the female celebrity world WHERE SHE BELONGS.
2) Kat Dennings - Her face is so attractive that I feel slightly less suicidal when I look at it.
3) Anne Hathaway - I like her mouth.
4) Natalie Portman - It's good that Natalie's back near the top (I still don't think she's the best anymore though.)
5) Emma Roberts - She wears dresses.
6) Magda Apanowicz - Good skeleton.
7) Sarah Silverman - She's actually one of the best ever.
8) Amanda Seyfried - Her face is really good.
9) Amy Acker - Sexy Evil Amy Acker rides again!
10) Anna Kendrick - She's small.
11) Jennifer Lawrence - She's really good in basically every way.
12) Liv Tyler - She's a good mother.
13) Dreama Walker - Okay this is probably her last ranking ever since Bitch 23 is finally finally finished?
14) Krysten Ritter - See above.
15) Amber Benson - We don't really see enough of her.
16) Olivia Wilde - Happy pregnancy!
17) Natalie Dormer - She's sexy.
18) Anita Rani - Attractive BBC presenter woman.
19) Taissa Farmiga - She's cute!
20) Chloe Bennet - Agent of H.A.I.R.
21) Emily Bett Rickards - She's good.
22) Gillian Jacobs - She's often sad and she doesn't know why, she bites her lips so she doesn't cry.
23) Scarlett Johansson - Oh yeah, she's a hot woman. Just some trivia for you.
24) Lauren Cohan - I can't remember The Walking Dead after I've watched it but I'm sure she looked good.
25) Ming-Na Wen - She got to wear something different!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There's a woman named Dreama Walker? That totally sounds like drag queen name!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm pretty sure she's a woman...pretty sure...

 

[The Tomtrek]

There's pretty good evidence at her being a women!

ALSO A WOMAN: MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG. ALSO THE BEST WOMAN: MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE MIGHT WELL BE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#45

Perfection was not achieved with the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 11, so the list goes on. A new beginning! A clean slate! Some shall rise! Some shall fall! Forget everything you thought you knew about the weekly top tens! The new era is here. The road goes ever on...

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Something good has come out of twerking at last (she was going to be number one even before I saw that by the way.)
2) Kat Dennings - She was the best girl in Thor: The Dark World.
3) Taylor Momsen - She really deserves some serious acknowledgement.
4) Jaimie Alexander - That was some dress. Some of a dress.
5) Kate Beckinsale - I think I'm going to be rabidly pro Kate Beckinsale in this new era.
6) Natalie Portman - I'm so conflicted because sometime she's really like the old Natalie then sometimes she's like a really really skinny Natalie...
7) Sarah Silverman - Yeah she's up here for good.
8) Nicole Beharie - A strong debut ranking for the new era! She's really pretty.
9) Abigail Breslin - And another huge debut. She'll go far.
10) Avril Lavigne - Avril has re-established herself for the new era.
11) Gillian Jacobs - Gillian Jacobs certainly has a part to play in the coming months of listdom.
12) Emma Roberts - Wasted as a corpse.
13) Amy Acker - Sexy Evil Amy Acker is just as hot as ever.
14) Carice Van Houten - Will we ever know if she's related to Milhouse (she isn't; he's a fictional character)?
15) Chloe Bennet - Turns out she has breasts.
16) Rose McIver - Yep, third debut of the week.
17) Ming-Na Wen - She'll be 50 the next time I update the WHOH!
18) Luisa Zissman - Yeah, why not.
19) Taissa Farmiga - Cuteness has a place in the new era.
20) Willa Holland - More like Willa PRETTYland!
21) Lizzy Caplan - She's a master of sex.
22) Cobie Smulders- She does smulder.
23) Aubrey Plaza - Good eyes.
24) Summer Glau - Controversial but I don't like her as much now but still like her don't worry.
25) Emily Bett Rickards - Wears glasses.

And yes, somehow, Female Celebrity Of The Day is STILL a thing!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Happy birthday Anne Hathaway (31)!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SInce she was left off the last list...

 

[CaptainWacky]

There haven't been any pics of her lately.

 

[Cassie]

I don't even know who Jared Leto is! (but he does have nice hair)

 

[CaptainWacky]

#46

1) Kat Dennings - I don't know if she's technically the best looking girl but this is my list about who I like and she's the one I'm liking the most at the moment and I want to cuddle her.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She might be the technically best looking (I'd cuddle her too (cosentually.))
3) Natalie Dormer - I have been having serious Natalie Dormer feelings lately.
4) Avril Lavigne - The Avril Lavigne comeback is here.
5) Magda Apanowicz - She is a cute Canadian.
6) Lily Allen - She can do soppy John Lewis adverts AND sweary satirical things AND look really hot all at once.
7) Lydia Wilson - She is underrated because I only see her once a year.
8) Konnie Huq - She has eyes and hair.
9) Scarlett Johansson - I like Scarlett Johansson.
10) Sophie Turner - She's so tall.
11) Nicole Beharie - She's so pretty.
12) Jennifer Lawrence - I think she might actually literally be an angel.
13) Rooney Mara - UNDERRATED.
14) Elizabeth Henstridge - She was good in the latest AOS.
15) Olivia Wilde - She's back!
16) Jaimie Alexander - That dress...
17) Amber Benson - She is nice.
18) Taylor Momsen - I like her.
19) Gillian Jacobs - Gillian Jacobs is nice. That's where the phrase "Gillian Jacobs is nice" comes from.
20) Abigail Breslin - She's one to watch.
21) Emma Roberts - I wish she wasn't dead.
22) Rose McIver - She's another one to watch.
23) Anne Hathaway - She's Anne Hathaway.
24) Taissa Farmiga - She cute.
25) Natalie Portman - It hurts me more than it hurts her (because she doesn't know about it and wouldn't care.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

#47

1) Hayley Atwell - Hayley Atwell makes a long awaited return to the top by wearing a dress in public and being photographed doing so.
2) Jennifer Lawrence - I think scientists were tasked with creating a perfect person in case aliens ever came to Earth and threatened to wipe us out and demanded one representative be sent to them to speak for all of humanity and that person and representative will be Jennifer Lawrence.
3) Kat Dennings - She is the girl I'd marry.
4) Natalie Dormer - I really fancy Natalie Dormer pretty badly.
5) Sophier Turner - She's a head turner.
6) Emma Roberts - She is on the rise again.
7) Nicole Beharie - Curvy.
8) Jenna Coleman - I like small cute brunettes!
9) Avril Lavigne - Avril Lavigne rules the school!
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - She excels in certain areas.
11) Elizabeth Henstridge - I hope she gets work when Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is cancelled next year!
12) Freema Agyeman - I have been rewatching Doctor Who episodes with her in them and I can't rank her higher than this because there haven't been many pics of her in years but I'm fairly sure she still looks the same.
13) Michelle Ryan - Another comeback (with a pale back.)
14) Emma Stone - She's the second best Emma.
15) Amy Adams - She has big breasts.
16) Magda Apanowicz - She just needs a breakout role.
17) Summer Glau - She wore a Russian hat thing!
18) Sarah Silverman - She has bigger breasts.
19) Willa Holland - Pretty.
20) Lizzy Caplan - I like her for reasons.
21) Anne Hathaway - Her smile is nice.
22) Gemma Arterton - She's hot.
23) Olivia Wilde - There's a baby growing inside her.
24) Azita Ghanizada - Happy birthday.
25) Deborah Ann Woll - Good eyebrows.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jennifer Lawrence has some kind of mental breakdown on Letterman last night.

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(You probably can't see these video outside the US)

 

[Filthy Whore]

I read somewhere that she's had stomach pains going on three weeks. Poor kid's probably run down from all the traveling and appearances.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And she had to run to the NY premiere of the film right after she taped Letterman -- she screamed at some photographers on the red carpet.

She's currently filiming Hunger Games 3 AND 4 at the same time.

Yep, she needs a vacation.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Meh, doesn't really seem like a meltdown or anything, she's just a bit tired and Letterman's a terrible interviewer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Happy birthday Scarlett Johansson (29)!

 

[headvoid]

Letterman pulls too many faces, none of them aces

 

[CaptainWacky]

He just repeats the last word the guest says in a sentence then pulls a face. "monkey, imagine that!" *pulls face*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LEAVE MY DAVE ALONE!

Tina Fey put it best: He is the master of the "give them enough rope" school of talk show hosting.