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Top Tens for 2013

#33

1) Jennifer Lawrence - Possibly the new New Permanent Number One.
2) Olivia Wilde - That's more like it.
3) Amanda Seyfried - She looks good swimming...
4) Jessica Biel - "Underrated" except I keep rating her highly now.
5) Natalie Dormer - She's sexy.
6) Lizzy Caplan - Is there any way I can type "I LIKE HER BREASTS" without it looking sleazey?
7) Morena Baccarin - Good face.
8) Anna Kendrick - She's cute all over.
9) Aubrey Plaza - Good eyes.
10) Natalie Portman - I no longer think she's the best girl (she's still really nice though.)
11) Kristen Stewart - I'm still on the Kristen Stewart train, she just needs to be surprisingly hot at a fashion show again.
12) Summer Glau - I'm still in favour of Summer Glau's existence.
13) Emma Roberts - She's pretty and pale.
14) Deborah Ann Woll - She wasn't in True Blood enough this week.
15) Ming-Na Wen - Can't believe she's nearly fifty...
16) Lily Collins - She's going to make it on the list eventually so I might as well get a head start.
17) Britt Robertson - She lives in a snow globe.
18) Amelia Rose Blaire - She was barely in True Blood this week.
19) Jennifer Carpenter - Dexter's final season in "boring verging on shit" shocker!
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - Sometimes she's up, sometimes she's down.
 
You can always look up those early seasons of "ER" from the 90s and see Ming-Na in her late 20s-early 30s.

You also get to see Falling Skies Man when he was Tiny Toons Dr. John Carter...
 
Kelly Hu, who's probably not on here but I think she's gorgeous, is 45.

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#34

1) Olivia Wilde - Back on top!
2) Jennifer Lawrence - Okay, she didn't last as new New Permanent Number One this time but she could in the future.
3) Kat Dennings - Her face is quite striking.
4) Amanda Seyfried - I like her eyes.
5) Aimee Garcia - I think I didn't include her before because I assumed I wouldn't see her much but actually I saw her plenty of times and now I've finally gotten round to it I might be too late and so the pressures I'm under?
6) Magda Apanowicz - I am fond of her.
7) Gillian Jacobs - A welcome return.
8) Anne Hathaway - She's still got it!
9) Kristen Stewart - Her face is really good.
10) Amelia Rose Blaire - There's only two reasons to keep watching True Blood...
11) Deborah Ann Woll - ...this is the other one.
12) Helena Bonham Carter - She's underrated.
13) Anna Kendrick - She's cute.
14) Lily Collins - I am liking what I'm seeing from her.
15) Natalie Portman - She's dropping down the list and I don't even care?
16) Rachelle Lefevre - She is hot.
17) Aubrey Plaza - Her eyes.
18) Avril Lavigne - Canadian.
19) Hayley Atwell - Her large breasts.
20) Britt Robertson - She's perky.

Female Celebrity Of The Day is still in the same place.
 
#35

1) Olivia Wilde - Yeah, she's the best girl.
2) Amanda Seyfried - She's adorable.
3) Sophie Turner - And she's just getting started.
4) Kat Dennings - She kissed a cat and she liked it.
5) Anne Hathaway - She looks like Anne Hathaway.
6) Michelle Trachtenberg - She wore a bikini (or the top half anyway.)
7) Aimee Garcia - See last week's note.
8) Kristen Stewart - I find her really attractive.
9) Cate Blanchett - I like her face.
10) Allie Goertz - Yeah I'm attracted to a cute YouTube girl in glasses who sings about nerdy things, why is that a surprise?
11) Natalie Dormer - She's a girl of thrones.
12) Gillian Jacobs - I like Gillian Jacobs.
13) Hayley Atwell - I like her for other reasons as well as her large breasts, okay.
14) Rachelle Lefevre - She didn't really care that Barbie killed her husband.
15) Aubrey Plaza - She's Aubttractive.
16) Jennifer Lawrence - She had a good run.
17) Lacey Chabert - She's still got it!
18) AJ Lee - She's an attractive wrestler.
19) Amelia Rose Blaire - She was nice in True Blood.
20) Sarah Silverman - She's still got it!
 
#36

Top TWENTY FIVE special to celebrate the Venice Film Festival (or just because I'm insane)!

1) Scarlett Johansson - Well! She's made the comeback of the year with her best dress in a long time but I also I really like her warm smiley face. New Permanent Number One.
2) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is really great but also her body.
3) Olivia Wilde - She wore a really good outfit (overshadowed by ScarJo's, granted) but her make-up choice wasn't the best and maybe the era of Olivia Wilde is over (after dropping two places yeah I don't over react at all!)!?
4) Sophie Turner - Wow.
5) Amanda Seyfried - I want to make a dress out of her hair.
6) Hayley Atwell - Agent of H.O.T. (and English.)
7) Anne Hathaway - Turns out her legs look really good in shorts.
8) Aimee Garcia - See explanation from previous weeks.
9) Natalie Dormer - She's just so sexy.
10) Emma Roberts - She's just so pretty.
11) Sarah Silverman - UNDERATED.
12) Emmy Rossum - She'd be ranked more often if she was in something I watched.
13) Rebecca Hall - Facially she's quite similar to ScarJo, actually (which is a good thing.)
14) Magda Apanowicz - I'd time travel for her.
15) Tricia Helfer - Yet another "hey, remember my breasts?" outfit that happened this week.
16) Jennifer Lawrence - She's nice and moley.
17) Kristen Stewart - A misunderstood beauty.
18) Hannah Murray - Why didn't I ever include her before.
19) Aubrey Plaza - She's the Aubriest.
20) Anna Kendrick - This girl here is a cute girl.
21) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Her face.
22) Britt Robertson - She's perky.
23) Natalie Portman - I don't know if she's as Natalie as she used to be but there's still a lot of Natalie in her and I'd be a fool to forget it.
24) Michelle Trachtenberg - There'll be like one (usually very) good pic of her in isolation then she won't be seen again for two months.
25) Rachelle Lefevre - What secrets lie under her dome...
 
MATTHEW PERRY'S A GODDAM PUSSY.

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Skip to 7:30 for the crucial stuff. This is from 2004-2005.

My favorite player is still Maura Tierney on that show. And when what's her name, the chick from that show about witness protection agency that used to be on USA...

MARY MCCORMICK I REMEMBERD

She'd just had a baby and her boobs were her weapons in distracting the other players.
 
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