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Top Tens for 2013

#37

Top TWENTY FIVE special due to an overspill of new material

1) Scarlett Johansson - I have fully converted to Johanssonism. And it feels good.
2) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Turns out she looks really good in a bikini!
3) Amanda Seyfried - She's lovely and I love her.
4) Jessica Paré - She looks like a vampire. A sexy woman vampire.
5) Olivia Wilde - I actually began to doubt her for a while and I was wrong to do so.
6) Natalie Portman - Has the Great Natalie Portman Comeback of 2013 begun!?
7) Emmy Rossum - If I saw her more often I have a feeling she'd be ranked this high most weeks...
8) Emma Willis - She's been looking good lately!
9) Jessica Biel - I like Jessica Biel.
10) Mila Kunis - Her eyes are magical.
11) Léa Seydoux - She's one to watch.
12) Keira Knightley - She's back again!
13) Anna Kendrick - She's cuter than Cute Hitler.
14) Gillian Jacobs - I like things about Gillian Jacobs.
15) Aimee Garcia - See last week(s).
16) Sarah Silverman - She's not silver or a man!
17) Rebecca Hall - I like her face.
18) Emilia Clarke - Not a Queen.
19) Jennifer Lawrence - It's a shame she didn't go to any film festivals like so many others.
20) Britt Robertson - She's the only reason I stick with Under The Dome, let's be honest.
21) Krysten Ritter - Shame about the heroin.
22) Kristen Stewart - Haven't seen her lately.
23) Allie Goertz - I like her okay.
24) AJ Lee - She is an attractive girl wrestler.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her but not as consistently as in the past.
 
#38

1) Natalie Dormer - Yeah, she's just got something. I think it's called "being really really hot."
2) Scarlett Johansson - So maybe she isn't my unquestioned number one, or maybe she will be again next week? She's really nice.
3) Anna Kendrick - She's really attractive in every way.
4) Deborah Ann Woll - I know some people appreciate pale skin and by golly I'm one of them.
5) Amanda Seyfried - Amanda Seyfried is one of the best girls ever. Anyone want to argue with that?
6) Rooney Mara - She has arrived.
7) Olivia Wilde - Her eyes are nice.
8) Dreama Walker - She's one to watch!
9) Laura Vandervoort - She's on her way back.
10) Sophie Turner - Tall, talented, young English lady.
11) Gillian Jacobs - I like what she does.
12) Lea Seydoux - Naked French woman.
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - She sure has a nose.
14) Magda Apanowicz - Oh Magda.
15) Britt Robertson - Get out of that Dome.
16) Emma Willis - It's a shame she doesn't have better BB winners to interview.
17) Aimee Garcia - See previous blah blah blah.
18) Aubrey Plaza - Good eyes.
19) Yvonne Strahovski - She's tall.
20) Kat Dennings - We need some new Kat Dennings images so I can properly judge her on her appearance like the animal I am.

Female Celebrity of the Day rolls on.
 
#39

1) Olivia Wilde - Her face is otherworldly.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her skin is really nice skin.
3) Scarlett Johansson - I still have ScarJo fever.
4) Kat Dennings - She's back!
5) Anne Hathaway - She's also back!
6) Gemma Arterton - I watched Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters for her.
7) Aubrey Plaza - I like her attractive face.
8) Dreama Walker - She is really nice.
9) Rooney Mara - UNDERRATED.
10) Amanda Seyfried - She is cute.
11) Jessica Pare - Teeth.
12) Laura Vandervoort - She's nice.
13) Aimee Garcia - Our long national nightmare (Dexter) is almost over.
14) Lacey Chabert - She's always nice when we see her.
15) Natalie Portman - She's still nice.
16) Sarah Silverman - Voyager to be relaunched on Netflix with Rain Robinson as the main character!?
17) Jessica Biel - Another Jessica with teeth.
18) Konnie Huq - Big eyes.
19) Lauren Cohan - Good face.
20) Kate Beckinsale - She's still got it!

EDIT: HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET ANNA KENDRICK, HAVE ALREADY PUT POINTS IN MY DATABASE, CAN'T REWRITE IT NOW, FUCK, SORRY ANNA.
 
#40

Top TWENTY FIVE special to announce the coming of The Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 11 at the end of the month!

1) Olivia Thirlby - Yes, she's straight in at number one and no it probably won't last, but she deserves it this week!
2) Lacey Chabert - You don't see much of her then suddenly you see a lot of her (she's in her underwear is what I'm saying.)
3) Olivia Wilde - I liked one set of photos of her much more than another this week so she doesn't quite make number one.
4) Cobie Smulders - She was the best thing about the S.H.I.E.L.D. pilot.
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's so nice.
6) Anna Kendrick - Cruelly omitted last week. I can never really make it up to her.
7) Kat Dennings - I fnd her very attractive.
8) Chloe Bennet - More like Agent of P.R.E.T.T.Y.
9) Anne Hathaway - NOT Anne HOTaway because she's still hot.
10) Gwyenth Paltrow - She's amazing!
11) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is so nice that I sometimes I forget all the hate and evil in the world.
12) Sophie Turner - Really long hair.
13) Jennifer Lawrence - She's very good.
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is nice.
15) Kate Beckinsale - She's fucking hot.
16) Dreama Walker - She is cute.
17) Aubrey Plaza - Great eyes.
18) Magda Apanowicz - She does fine work on Instagram.
19) Scarlett Johansson - She can be at the top of the list when there's new material but I don't think about her as much as other people when there isn't new material?
20) Aimee Garcia - Lumberjack joke.
21) Freema Agyeman - Really good face.
22) Ming-Na Wen - She's hot.
23) Willla Holland - She's pretty.
24) Azita Ghanizada - I miss Alphas.
25) Avril Lavigne - Good elbows.

Female Celebrity Of The Day link for page 4.
 
#41

1) Olivia Thirlby - My brain patterns remain unaltered from last week, so I'm going with the same number one.
2) Lacey Chabert - She has a really good body.
3) Scarlett Johansson - She's back! Not that she was ever gone.
4) Amber Benson - I did my annual "check to see if Amber Benson is still hot" and found that yes, she is!
5) Emma Roberts - She is seriously on the rise I'm serious about this.
6) Kat Dennings - She's got it going on.
7) Jenna Coleman - She's so cute that she doesn't need the "Louise" anymore.
8) Olivia Wilde - Sometimes I think she's going to drop then I see something new and think "nope, still ranking her high."
9) Freema Agyeman - It's a two Doctor Who companions in the top ten week!
10) Ellen Page - I've been having Ellen Page Feelings this week.
11) Gwyneth Paltrow - She's a flawless diva.
12) Jennifer Lawrence - I like Jennifer Lawrence she's likable.
13) Chloe Bennet - More like Agent of H.A.I.R.
14) Anna Kendrick - Cuter than Cute Hitler.
15) Dreama Walker - She IS a dream a walker!
16) Laura Vandervoort - She's a Super Vandie.
17) Anne Hathaway - Remember her she's nice.
18) Kristen Stewart - She's hot just admit it.
19) Michelle Trachtenberg - STOMP STOMP STOMP happy birthday tomorrow.
20) Ming-Na Wen - She's hot when she beats someone up then looks down at them.
 
#42

1) Emma Roberts - Told you she was on the rise!
2) Olivia Thirlby - Maybe I'll just rank her highly forever even if I never see her in anything again.
3) Lizzy Caplan - She has really good eyes (and breasts.)
4) Lacey Chabert - Yeah that shoot had a profound affect on me.
5) Kat Dennings - I'm into Kat Dennings.
6) Liv Tyler - A long awaited return!
7) Jennifer Lawrence - I like that dress she's wearing in the American Hustle trailers.
8) Lauren Cohan - She's very attractive in basically every way.
9) Hayley Atwell - UNDERRATED.
10) Amber Benson - She's still still got it.
11) Chloe Bennet - She got all wet.
12) Rooney Mara - UNDERRATED.
13) Taissa Farmiga - A cute debut.
14) Elizabeth Henstridge - An English debut.
15) Olivia Wilde - Yep, I'm officially kind of burned out on Olivia Wilde a bit.
16) Dreama Walker - I'm going to miss her.
17) Anna Kendrick - Anna CUTErick.
18) Natalie Dormer - Sexy.
19) Jenna Coleman - She's the hottest Doctor's companion since 2005 just admit it.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - It was her or Natalie and I prefer her (FOR NOW.)
 
#43

Top TWENTY FIVE special because I can feel the Wacky Hot One Hundred coming and I am tingling.

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her REGARD MAGAZINE shoot is probably the best thing to happen to the world since her COMPLEX MAGAZINE shoot.
2) Kat Dennings - She stood next to Natalie Portman and Natalie wasn't the hottest person in the picture (it was Kat is my point.)
3) Emma Roberts - "Shall I come in this?"
4) Liv Tyler - Her voice makes a kitten's purr sound like crap.
5) Natalie Portman - She's still got "it" though!
6) Anna Kendrick - Smaller than an atom.
7) Sarah Silverman - Thank you for putting your naked failed pilot on YouTube!
8) Kate Beckinsale - She's making a big comeback.
9) Lacey Chabert - She really stuck in my brain.
10) Olivia Thirlby - So did she.
11) Amber Benson - Still still still hot.
12) Scarlett Johansson - Not sure about her CATWS hair but still Scarlett Johansson.
13) Olivia Wilde - My slight Olivia Wilde burnout is slightly lessened.
14) Willa Holland - She pretty.
15) Taissa Farmiga - Cutey McCutey.
16) Lauren Cohan - I like her mouth.
17) Sophie Turner - I like everything about her.
18) Dreama Walker - I know I keep saying things like "I'll miss Bitch23" but no one ever responds when I do so I have to keep saying it.
19) Chloe Bennet - I like her okay HATERS.
20) Ming-Na Wen - She is nice.
21) Emily Bett Rickards - Yep she's still the best character in Arrow.
22) Kelly Hu - Still has it.
23) Celina Jade - I thought I'd included her before BUT APPARENTLY NOT.
24) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is good but I still prefer Chloe Bennet.
25) Jenna Coleman - Good face.
 
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