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Top Tens for 2013

#28

1) Kristen Stewart - She's a hot mess!
2) Olivia Wilde - Her cheekbones can cut through time.
3) Anna Kendrick - She is cuter than herself. Whatever that means!
4) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She is one of the best people.
5) Gemma Arterton - This is a curvy English lady.
6) Kat Dennings - I wish I was her cat.
7) Deborah Ann Woll - If I was a fairy girl I'd want to hang out with her.
8) Luisa Zissman - Reality tv person with eyes.
9) Avril Lavigne - She's pale.
10) Jennifer Lawrence - She's really attractive.
11) Anne Hathaway - Her face is good.
12) Britt Robertson - Under The Dome is really lucky it has two attractive girls in it...
13) Rachelle Lefevre - ...really lucky.
14) Imogen Poots - The great Imogen Poots comeback of 2013 has begun!
15) Magda Apanowicz - She's Magtastic.
16) Kaya Scodelario - Eyes.
17) Natalie Portman - I still have feelings for her.
18) Amanda Seyfried - She's really nice, but has she hit her "niceness ceiling" (a thing I just made up)?
19) Isla Fisher - Is she one of the islands from Jurassic Park?
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - She wasn't going to be on but then I saw previously unseen tongue gifs.

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#29

(Originally posted on REFCL.)

1) Kristen Stewart - She's the only girl doing anything for me at the moment and she doesn't even know it.
2) Olivia Wilde - She is a very attractive woman.
3) Anna Kendrick - She's cuter than Toad from Super Mario Brothers.
4) Rebecca Hall - She'd definitely by highly ranked every week if I saw her more often...
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I like how she exists.
6) Deborah Ann Woll - She looks good in a prison jumpsuit.
7) Rachelle Lefevre - Pretty much guarantees I'll have to watch Under The Dome until the bitter end.
8) Luisa Zissman - Not hired.
9) Jennifer Carpenter - She's really hot in a slightly unconvential way.
10) Britt Robertson - Cute.
11) Magda Apanowicz - She's Magtastic.
12) Avril Lavigne - I love Avril Lavigne.
13) Emma Roberts - She's cute.
14) Sophie Turner - Robbed of an Emmy nomination!?
15) AJ Lee - She's a wrestler!
16) Carly Rae Jepsen - More like CUTIE Rae Jepsen!
17) Gemma Arterton - She's the most attractive English woman probably.
18) Gillian Jacobs - I like her.
19) Katie McGrath - A strong chin is important to me.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's always going to have that skin going for her.
 
It's another confusing week where the number one changed at the last second and some old favourites nearly didn't make it (or actually didn't make it) and my emotions are up in the air...I'd like to REMIND YOU ALL that I'm not judging these girls on their appearance I'm ranking how much they appeal to ME so the only person being judged here is ME and there are complex reasons behind all this AND I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF YOU UNDERSTAND BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME OKAY HERE'S THE LIST.

#30

1) Anna Kendrick - Okay she really really could be the new "the one" on the level that Natalie Portman (remember her?) and OTHERS used to be on.
2) Olivia Wilde - She was going to be number one but maybe I prefer Anna Kendrick!?
3) Anne Hathaway - She has at least one pale shoulder.
4) Kristen Stewart - Her REIGN OF TERROR is over.
5) Jennifer Lawrence - I like her more and more everytime I see her.
6) Aubrey Plaza - She has arrived.
7) Deborah Ann Woll - She's really nice.
8) Magda Apanowicz - I like all aspects of her existence.
9) Kat Dennings - I'm definitely getting back into the Kat Dennings business.
10) Rebecca Hall - I am interested in her.
11) Amelia Rose Blaire - Yet another True Blood girl to add to the collection.
12) Lucy Griffiths - She looks like this one, in fact.
13) Gillian Jacobs - She is lovely.
14) Jennifer Carpenter - Fuck!
15) Britt Robertson - Some kind of dome related comment.
16) Rachelle Lefevre - See above.
17) Sophie Turner - She's nice.
18) Ellie Goulding - Good voice.
19) Tatiana Maslany - Good face.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - Fortunately there's a lightning storm outside so I want to post this quickly before my computer explodes so no further explanation.
 
#31

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - And so it has come to pass that on the first day of August in the year of Our Lord 2013 that I, CaptainWacky, have deemed to rank Michelle Trachtenberg number one on my weekly top ten once again. It was worth the wait, I feel. She has the best skin.
2) Magda Apanowicz - She's cuter than Duck Tails.
3) Aubrey Plaza - The New Hotness.
4) Jessica Biel - UNDERRATED.
5) Jennifer Lawrence - She's seriously on the rise.
6) Natalie Dormer - There's just something about her that makes her even hotter than the sum of her parts (not that they aren't nice parts.)
7) Olivia Wilde - This is a low ranking relative to Olivia Wilde's usual rankings.
8) Adelaide Kane - She has arrived.
9) Kristen Stewart - She's a mess hot.
10) Anna Kendrick - I am a fan.
11) Cobie Smulders - Agent of H.O.T.
12) Amy Acker - She is lovely love.
13) Amelia Rose Blaire - She is in the process of arriving.
14) Deborah Ann Woll - She's nice.
15) Britt Robertson - It''s not just about her feet!
16) Kat Dennings - I haven't seen her for a while so I need to readjust to her presence.
17) Amanda Seyfried - Lovely hair.
18) Sophie Turner - Tall girl.
19) Caroline Dhavernas - I hope she's in Hannibal more next season.
20) Lucy Griffiths - She went all sticky.
 
Amanda Seyfried Gets Graphic About Her First Encounter With Porn

Posted: 08/06/2013 3:53 pm EDT | Updated: 08/06/2013 4:42 pm EDT

GQ recently sat down with Amanda Seyfried and Peter Sarsgaard, stars of the new movie "Lovelace," out this Friday, and discovered some raunchy secrets about the leading lady.

Amanda revealed that she had her first encounter with porn at the extremely young age of 6.

"It was a cop -- a guy dressed in a cop costume, and it was a girl going down on him," the 27-year-old actress said. "It was the first time I’d ever seen a penis, and I remember it being very graphic, and I remember when he came: it was so terrifying. It was funny. But it was also, like, so, so, so wrong. It was 1990 or 1991, and so AIDS was really rampant. Watching any kind of sexual acts when you’re a six-year-old would make you think you were going to contract AIDS somehow."

The erotic talk continued when GQ asked her what her "porn name" would be (her first pet’s name and the street she grew up on), and it is likely the best one ever to have existed.

"Mine’s Bad Pussy St. Cloud," she said.

Head over to GQ for more from this sexy interview.

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#32

1) Jennifer Lawrence - She is adorable but also really hot. The perfect combination to reach number one.
2) Natalie Dormer - Sometimes she looks weird, but when she looks good I find her really sexy, the way a normal man finds women sexy probably (I'm saying she gives me "the horn".)
3) Aubrey Plaza - She's a keeper!
4) Deborah Ann Woll - Her face is an attractive face.
5) Cobie Smulders - She's the Cobiest.
6) Kat Dennings - I like her.
7) Adelaide Kane - Yeah she's here.
8) Amelia Rose Blaire - Has firmly established herself in the top two True Blood girls.
9) Kristen Stewart - She's hot. I can't help it.
10) Amanda Seyfried - I LIKE HER HAIR.
11) Natalie Portman - New Natalie movie trailer and she's only at 11? Truly we are in a different age (she's still nice.)
12) Britt Robertson - I'd go under HER dome (I don't know.)
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - She should have tried to follow up last week's success, really.
14) Olivia Wilde - Yes it's finally happened, Olivia Wilde is dropping down the list.
15) Jenna Coleman - No more Louise.
16) Gemma Arterton - She's curvy.
17) Ming-Na Wen - Oh, why not!
18) Emma Roberts - She's pretty.
19) Magda Apanowicz - She's Magda.
20) Rachelle Lefevre - She's nice.
 
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