Top Tens for 2013

[CaptainWacky]

Top TWENTY FIVE special because of the Met Gala.

#19

1) Anne Hathaway - I have seen the light. Anne Hathaway is the new Queen of the world. The torch has been passed.
2) Rebecca Hall - She has arrived.
3) Olivia Wilde - She had a good run at the top!
4) Jenna-Louise Coleman - Galvantron agrees!
5) Kat Dennings - All the talk of her breasts distracts from her top level face.
6) Jennifer Lawrence - Her personality is making her even hotter (and she's already pretty hot!)
7) Jessica Biel - She's so nice that you'd think someone would think "let's cast her in a good movie!"
8) Catrin Stewart - She's adorable!
9) Amanda Seyfried - I bet her hair tastes like love.
10) Emilia Clarke - She's getting hotter.
11) Tatiana Maslany - Why did Sarah dressed as Alison look so much hotter than Alison dressed as Alison when they're the same person!?
12) Alison Brie - Remember when they used to make Trudy look kind of dowdy in Mad Men? They've stopped doing that.
13) Emma Stone - I really like her face.
14) Gillian Jacobs - She lovely.
15) Marion Cotillard - Sexy French woman...from France.
16) Christina Hendricks - Some weeks it really strikes you that her breasts really do exist.
17) Cobie Smulders - She's the Cobiest.
18) Michelle Trachtenberg - I liked her appearance at the Madonna event much more than at the crisp event.
19) Lexa Doig - She's hot.
20) Gemma Arterton - She's nice and Englishy.
21) Magda Apanowicz - Gave a memorable performance as "cute girl" in Continuum.
22) Alice Eve - She's nice.
23) Kate Beckinsale - She is too thin yeah. But still.
24) Gwyneth Paltrow - Good abs.
25) Natalie Portman - The Met Gala could have been Natalie's big comeback. But she didn't show up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#20

1) Olivia Wilde - Blonde Anne Hathaway never lived up to her first appearance. Torch retracted and returned to its rightful owner.
2) Alison Brie - I have been feeling more Brie-y than Jacobs-y lately.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her eyebrows are nice.
4) Kat Dennings - There are many attractive things about her.
5) Jessica Biel - Not underrated.
6) Emilia Clarke - I would be nice to her dragons.
7) Summer Glau - She's sweet!
8) Tatiana Maslany - She is diverse.
9) Amanda Seyfried - I want to eat all her hair.
10) Jenna-Louise Coleman - She is a cute woman.
11) Gillian Jacobs - HAHAHAHA THEY NAMED THE BABY "CHEWBACCA" THAT'S SO FUNNY oh wait it isn't.
12) Avril Lavigne - She's pretty.
13) Oona Chaplin - Underrated(?) GOT girl.
14) Keira Knightley - Good legs.
15) Emily Bett Rickards - I keep leaving her off and it's WRONG.
16) Natalie Portman - I'm not as into Natalie Portman as I used to be (but she'll come back.)
17) Lexa Doig - She is hot.
18) Jessica Paré - Her face is nice.
19) Kate Beckinsale - She is hot.
20) Anna Chlumsky - Her everything is nice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#21

1) Olivia Wilde - I definitely think she's the best looking. Sorry if this is boring to you, but it's my list!
2) Gillian Jacobs - She's back!
3) Marion Cotillard - She just so sexy and French.
4) Emilia Clarke - Not a Queen. A Khaleesi.
5) Amanda Seyfried - Her face and hair are a winning combination.
6) Jennifer Lawrence - She is trending upwards!
7) Zoe Saldana - She was a bright spot in STID.
8) Jenna-Louise Coleman - Wait, who was the woman in the shop that gave Clara the Doctor's number?
9) Kat Dennings - I'm rabidly pro Kat Dennings.
10) Jessica Biel - Jessica Biel Rated.
11) Jessica Pare - Her face is unique.
12) Carice van Houten - I don't think she's related to Milhouse.
13) Tatiana Maslany - She should win her acting nomination thing.
14) Alison Brie - Yeah I'm back on Gillian Jacobs again (not literally.)
15) Alice Eve - Khan stood on her leg!
16) Catrin Stewart - She's nice.
17) Victoria Coren - I refuse to call her Victoria Coren Mitchell (because I'd have to make a minor edit to the database.)
18) Kacey Rohl - Has had 1 point on the WHOH for years thanks to one brief appearance in Caprica. Finally moving up (she's in Hannibal)!
19) Anne Hathaway - Blonde Anne Hathaway is still a thing.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - She could be back up under the right circumstances.

Female Celebrity Of The Day still "exists."

 

[CaptainWacky]

#22

1) Olivia Wilde - Her "hotter than Natalie" status has never been more secure.
2) Gemma Arterton - She's probably the best English girl in all of England.
3) Ellen Page - She's so back. With her face.
4) Isla Fisher - A strong debut ranking.
5) Marion Cotillard - She's glowy.
6) Jessica Pare - I like her face.
7) Kat Dennings - There was a point in the week where I thought I was going to have the Kat Dennings epiphany I sometimes have, but it didn't quite come.
8) Luisa Zissman - Oh, why not!
9) Alia Shawkat - Call me, Maeby.
10) Zoe Saldana - She is attractive!
11) Anne Hathaway - Blonde Anne Hathaway is no more. Maybe it's for the best.
12) January Jones - A surprise return.
13) Rashida Jones - Another debut.
14) Caroline Dhavernas - Lots of debuts this week!
15) Avril Lavigne - Here's to Avril.
16) Olivia Munn - She is hot.
17) Kacey Rohl - She looks slightly like Summer Glau.
18) Scarlett Johansson - She's kind of back maybe.
19) Amanda Seyfried - Give Pop Pop your hair (I should have made every comment an AD quote I just thought of it now but it's too late.)
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her eyes and nose are nice.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ellen Page was on Craig Ferguson the other night. She was beautifully awkward and shy. With long flowy hair.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've only seen gifs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#23

1) Olivia Wilde - She's the best looking and I'll never rank anyone else at number one ever.
2) Kat Dennings - I also like Kat Dennings.
3) Jessica Pare - Stop saying she's going to be murdered, internet!
4) Magda Apanowicz - She's so pretty.
5) Ellen Page - Cuter than Cutey Cuteson.
6) Anna Kendrick - Imagine if she met Ellen Page and they hugged!?
7) Gillian Jacobs - Her dog terrorises her on Vine.
8) Amanda Seyfried - She's pretty like a girl should be.
9) Tatiana Maslany - I like her.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - I really like her but still can't rank her higher yet for reasons that make sense to me.
11) Alia Shawkat - Her breasts got a lot bigger between seasons 3 and 4.
12) Oona Chaplin - It's a nice day for a Red Wedding.
13) Gemma Arterton - English.
14) Helen Skelton - She's cute.
15) Emilia Clarke - She's nice.
16) Isla Fisher - Good hair.
17) Kelly Brook - Good body.
18) Olivia Munn - Good face.
19) Ellie Kendrcik - Curly hair.
20) Caroline Dhavernas - She's nice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Top TWENTY FIVE special to celebrate Big Brother: Secrets & Lies

#24

1) Magda Apanowicz - She has earned, through years of being Magda. Congratulations to her!
2) Olivia Wilde - I think it's well established how I feel about Olivia Wilde by now.
3) Ellen Page - I like Ellen Page so much more than many so called "hot" girls and I can't even deny it.
4) Anna Kendrick - She's EVEN SHORTER than Ellen Page. EVEN SHORTER.
5) Anne Hathaway - I think she's the new Natalie (until the old one comes back which she will some day OKAY.)
6) Caitlin Stasey - A welcome return for this Australian!
7) Kat Dennings - She's the breastiest.
8) Gemma Arterton - Best English girl. I have decided.
9) Amy Acker - She's still got it!
10) Jessica Pare - She never lost it!
11) Sophie Turner - I can't believe they moved the Robot Rampage to season 4.
12) Gillian Jacobs - She's so Britta-y!
13) Emilia Clarke - I'd crowd surf her (I don't know.)
14) Scarlett Johansson - I don't think she's at the height of her ScarJoness, but she's still ScarJo.
15) Oona Chaplin - I like her.
16) Avril Lavigne - Why do I always forget Avril?
17) Laura Vandervoort - She's a woman of steel.
18) Isla Fisher - She looks like Amy Adams.
19) Amy Adams - She looks like Isla Fisher.
20) Amanda Seyfried - Her hair is nicer than yours.
21) Nathalie Emmanuel - Underrated(?) Girl of Thrones.
22) Mia Kirshner - Oh, why not.
23) Ellie Kendrick - Cute.
24) Caroline Dhavernas - She's nice.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yeah...I can't explain, but it make sense to me.

 

[headvoid]

Have you been watching Dates on channel 4 for oona?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO (she's in Game Of Thrones...well, was) but I saw an advert and she was wearing a nice dress.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Also happy birthday Kat Dennings (27)!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Happy birthday Zoe Saldana (35)!

 

[CaptainWacky]

#25

1) Magda Apanowicz - Yep, new permanent number one! Her face.
2) Katie McGrath - She has returned. In a big way.
3) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Another huge comeback! It's been too long.
4) Gemma Arterton - She has freckles right there on her nose.
5) Deborah Ann Woll - She is the best person on True Blood.
6) Olivia Wilde - Not unbeatable anymore? But still great.
7) Anna Kendrick - She's cuter than a squirrel tea party.
8) Laura Vandervoort - Another top level Canadian!
9) Kelly Brook - Turns out she still has really good breasts!
10) Scarlett Johansson - I like how Jewish girls look.
11) Jessica Pare - Mad Men? More like Hot Woman!
12) Gemma Chan - She kissed a McGrath and she liked it.
13) Avril Lavigne - She's still Avril.
14) Sophie Turner - Yeah.
15) Carly Rae Jepsen - There is a Canadian theme this week.
16) Emma Willis - She is attractive.
17) Kat Dennings - A regular fixture.
18) Lucy Griffiths - Pale English actress.
19) Karen Gillan - Pale Scottish actress.
20) Julie Benz - She has a bum on her.

Female Celebrity Of The Day is still daily.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#26

1) Olivia Wilde - Back on top!
2) Anna Kendrick - She's so short and cute.
3) Magda Apanowicz - She's nice with her face.
4) Anne Hathaway - Her mouth is so nice.
5) Katie McGrath - Strong chin.
6) Jessica Pare - More like JESSICA PALE.
7) Gemma Arterton - Freckles right on her nose. Of all places!
8) Deborah Ann Woll - Her eyebrows are ginger.
9) Amy Acker - Realtalk: Amy Acker has one of the best faces ever.
10) Natalie Portman - Natalie Portman is still certainly one of the nicest but I do not currently believe she is the actual number one nicest.
11) Tatiana Maslany - What a talented young lady!
12) Caroline Dhavernas - She is good.
13) Elisabeth Moss - I thought I put her on before but apparently I didn't.
14) Amanda Seyfried - I'd BRUSH HER HAIR.
15) Gillian Jacobs - The new Queen of the Nerds?
16) Jaime Murray - She's still better without the white paint.
17) Amy Adams - She's still got it.
18) Krysten Ritter - Leggy.
19) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Also leggy (and facey.)
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her more from certain angles.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Today's soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC99CAB6864893258

 

[headvoid]

I would like the tumblr page if I actually did tumblr Wacky!

I check it when it isn't too odd to do so at work...

 

[Tisiphone]

^Whereas I leave my screen open for view in my studio and door wide open for all my fellow employees. IT'S MY STUDIO AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO

Wacky, I had to look up that Tatiana chick, but she's purty.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Y'ALL SHOULD BE WATCHIN' ORPHAN BLACK.

 

[Tisiphone]

Talk about Tumblr...Orphan Black has TONS of them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#27

1) Kristen Stewart - You know sometimes when I just become obsessed with someone out of nowhere? It's happened again! I've always thought she had potential. She seems to be living up to it now.
2) Anna Kendrick - She's cuter than the actual human conception of cuteness.
3) Gemma Arterton - She's my favourite English girl. Now included every week by default.
4) Magda Apanowicz - I like everything about her.
5) Olivia Wilde - She's still up there!
6) Luisa Zissman - Reality tv thing ignore.
7) Deborah Ann Woll - True Blood's writers are fucking shameless.
8) Marina Diamandis - Not Marina Sirtis!
9) Kaya Scodelario - Stunning eyes.
10) Katie McGrath - Strong chin and eyes.
11) Gwyneth Paltrow - Her body is a really good body.
12) Lara Pulver - Also has stunning eyes actually.
13) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's the MEWiest.
14) Natalie Portman - Natalie Portman.
15) Krysten Ritter - She's really tall!
16) Amanda Seyfried - I like things other than her hair as well.
17) Emma Roberts - She's so much nicer than her aunt.
18) Cobie Smulders - A top level CANADIAN.
19) Gillian Jacobs - She's really cool.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - There's just something holding her down.