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Top Tens for 2013

I've seen more people expressing disbelief at the (as far as I can tell theoretical) existence of Hattahaters than actual Hattahaters.
 
Anderson Cooper was talking about the Hathahaters on his show yesterday.
 
#10

1) Charlize Theron - I have seen the light. She is female perfection. The revolution has begun.
2) Janina Gavankar - Told you she was rising.
3) Anna Kendrick - She's cuter than a billion kitten cakes.
4) Emilia Clarke - Her smile could awaken dragons.
5) Eva Green - I like Eva Green. She's still alive.
6) Gemma Arterton - She has a woman's body.
7) Alison Brie - She deserves better scripts.
8) Gillian Jacobs - So does she!
9) Bella Heathcote - The new hotness!?
10) Olivia Wilde - She has lots of movies coming out. Will any be good, who knows!
11) Anne Hathaway - I'm a Hathadmirer.
12) Jennifer Lawrence - She has a nice bum. There's nothing wrong with noticing that.
13) Natalie Portman - She's cute.
14) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's MEWttractive.
15) Keira Knightley - I like her chin.
16) Kelly Brook - Take THAT Katie Price.
17) Juno Temple - Another nice young English actress to watch out for.
18) Marion Cotillard - Good face.
19) Kelly Hu - An unexpected debut.
20) Emily Bett Rickards - She is nice.
 
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Anna Kendrick's Shorts Are Super Short... But Are They Chic? (PHOTOS, POLL)

The Huffington Post | By Ellie Krupnick Updated: 03/10/2013 1:08 pm EDT

We already loved Anna Kendrick for her wry performance in "Pitch Perfect" and her hilariously spot-on tweets. (Sample: "To the manufacturers of price tags that come off cleanly in one motion - I raise my glass to you; you are true gentlemen." Oh, and this.)

But we're also beginning to admire the actress for her intrepid style sense, as demonstrated recently with a backless one-piece swimsuit and a daring shorts suit.

Yes, you heard that right: a shorts suit. Kendrick kicked things off at South by Southwest Film Festival in a tweedy green-trimmed jacket-and-shorts combo. The jacket had a retro, Chanel-esque vibe, but the mini shorts were as modern -- and short -- as can be.

It's a chilly 45 degrees here in NYC, which makes shorts-centric outfits a real stretch. But hey, all bets are off when you cross the Texas border. Is a mini shorts suit appropriate for March in Austin?

Check out Anna's outfit and tell us what you think.
Poll is on the linked page.
 
#11

1) Olivia Wilde - BACK ON TOP. Her face is nice.
2) Gillian Jacobs - I feel the human emotion known as "love" towards Gillian Jacobs.
3) Yvonne Strahovski - Returning to the list after a long absence. She's tall and blonde.
4) Lauren Cohan - She's getting hotter.
5) Charlize Theron - The revolution will not be televised.
6) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I like everything about her.
7) Gemma Arterton - Curvy English girl from England.
8) Anna Kendrick - She is adorkable.
9) Anne Hathaway - The new Natalie Portman!?
10) Anna Popplewell - Poppling near you soon!
11) Emilia Clarke - Her smile could hatch dragon eggs.
12) Freema Agyeman - She's still got it.
13) Janina Gavankar - Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot?
14) Kat Dennings - She is nice.
15) Natalie Portman - The current Natalie Portman.
16) Keira Knightley - She's disappeared again after being everywhere for a while.
17) Rachel Riley - She's good at maths.
18) Laura Vandervoort - She's good at being Canadian.
19) Alison Brie - I like Gillian Jacobs more.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has something.
 
I was just watching Pointless on BBC1 and the question in the final round was Natalie Portman films. The two women had to get the name of a Natalie Portman film that none of the 100 people asked got (if you follow.) Anyway, they didn't win (their best answer was SNORT Revenge Of The Sith.) But I got about six pointless answers (and had seen most of them.) SO MY LOVE OF NATALIE PORTMAN WOULD HAVE WON ME ALL THE MONEY IF LIFE WAS FAIR.
 
#12

1) Olivia Wilde - She is the best looking person. Ever.
2) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Her eyes.
3) Gillian Jacobs - I love Gillian Jacobs.
4) Sophie Turner - She is a beautiful and talented young lady and she's only going to get better.
5) Kat Dennings - I like her strong chin.
6) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has qualities I find very appealing but others have other qualities as well (I should just say "I like her" instead of going into these overly long confusing explanations but look I've made it even longer.)
7) Anna Kendrick - She's adoradorkable.
8) Jenna-Louise Coleman - Yes she is more like Jenna-Louise Cutewoman.
9) Emilia Clarke - I like her good face.
10) Amanda Seyfried - She's back!
11) Alison Brie - She looks better with Partner and Houlihan hair.
12) Anne Hathaway - She "Hathaway" (has a way) of making it on this list every week.
13) Yvonne Strahovski - She's tall.
14) Caitlin Stasey - REMEMBER her?
15) Dreama Walker - Remember HER?
16) Janina Gavankar - Legs.
17) Gemma Arterton - I like her.
18) Magda Apanowicz - Good face.
19) Emma Watson - She is hot.
20) Ellie Goulding - I like her.
 
#13

1) Olivia Wilde - I don't see why I'd ever rank anyone else at number one.
2) Anna Kendrick - She's cuter than Cute Hitler.
3) Jeri Ryan - She has a great body still! Fifteen years after she joined Voyager...
4) Gillian Jacobs - She is Gillian Jacobs.
5) Keira Knightley - Her face is so nice that I suspect I might be imagining it and she doesn't actually exist. But she probably does.
6) Sophie Turner - She makes me want to cry.
7) Lauren Cohan - Deserves smile recognition.
8) Gemma Arterton - She has large breasts.
9) Kat Dennings - See above.
10) Yvonne Strahovski - She's tall.
11) Janina Gavankar - Good hair.
12) Alice Eve - I think she's nice.
13) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's nice.
14) Marion Cotillard - She's beautiful.
15) Emilia Clarke - She just can't wait to be Queen.
16) Rose Leslie - She is cute.
17) Willa Holland - Also cute.
18) Amanda Seyfried - Hair.
19) Natalie Portman - Her new movie has had problems.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yeah it's gone again.

Female Celebrity Of The Day is also somehow still a thing.
 
Top TWENTY FIVE SPECIAL to celebrate the return of Game Of Thrones.

#14

1) Jenna-Louise Coleman - She has captured my imagination with her face! NPNO.
2) Jessica Biel - UNDERRATED.
3) Kate Beckinsale - She wears bikinis often and I can see why!
4) Olivia Wilde - She has a striking face.
5) Anna Kendrick - She's literally perfect.
6) Jeri Ryan - Her body is what I like to call a "great body".
7) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Her legs are long.
8) Rose Leslie - She has a sexiness about her. In her mouth.
9) Yvonne Strahovski - I enjoyed her sex scene with Dexter in the tv show "Dexter".
10) Natalie Dormer - She is another Game Of Thrones actress who can look frankly "weird" in still images but when she see her in the show you feel "ah-h, now I understand why she's considered sexually attractive!"
11) Sophie Turner - Beautiful Sansa.
12) Emilia Clarke - Beautiufl smile.
13) Tatiana Maslany - More like Oprhan Hot!?
14) Gillian Jacobs - Expressive face.
15) Willa Holland - Lovely!
16) Nathalie Emmanuel - Fifth GOT actress to make it this week.
17) Amanda Seyfried - Comment about her hair.
18) Jennifer Carpenter - Says "fuck" a lot.
19) Gemma Arterton - Is hot a lot.
20) Hayley Atwell - Large breasts
21) Jennifer Lawrence - She is good.
22) Natalie Portman - She's still out there!
23) Lena Headey - Makes good faces.
24) Lauren Cohan - Looks cute in riot gear.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - I still care about her.
 
#15

1) Olivia Wilde - She is blatantly the best looking. Anytime I said otherwise I was wrong.
2) Avril Lavigne - Avril is back, everyone. Get used to it!
3) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is a face of love.
4) Jessica Biel - UNDERRATED.
5) Jenna-Louise Coleman - Has big eyes.
6) Anna Kendrick - She is the anthropomorphism of niceness.
7) Jessica Paré - She's back!
8) Michelle Trachtenberg - I don't know if you've noticed this but she has pale skin.
9) Natalie Dormer - I think I'd like to watch her kill something.
10) Tatiana Maslany - NICE BUM.
11) Emilia Clarke - She should give smile lessons.
12) Sophie Turner - Fucking loves lemon cakes.
13) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She is nice.
14) Anne Hathaway - She's back!
15) Anna Chlumsky - She has crazy eyes.
16) Ellie Kendrick - Cute newcomer!
17) Ellen Page - Cute Canadian!
18) Rose Leslie - Have you never seen a Rose Leslie before, Jon Snow?
19) Ellie Goulding - She is nice.
20) Cobie Smulders - Strong chin.
 
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