Top Tens for 2013

[headvoid]

The comments this week show a new direction. Weirdly the lemon cakes worries me more than the death watching thing. Both are new!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you never get turned on by GRRM's descriptions of food (or killing things)?

 

[headvoid]

er... no?

Should I re read?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes. IN THE BATH TUB.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Amanda Seyfried On Her Boobs: 'There Was Something So Beautiful About The Size Of Them'

Posted: 04/16/2013 8:25 am EDT | Updated: 04/16/2013 11:52 am EDT

Amanda Seyfried doesn't mind getting candid about, well, most things. The 27-year-old actress has talked about the bumps around her bikini line and her love of Hugh Jackman, and she even told David Letterman on-air, "I have to go on record saying I've never done a live television after, um, noon without some kind of liquid courage." Nice.

She's also willing to chat openly about her boobs and how excellent they are. The "Mean Girls" (yes, she'll always be Karen to us) spoke to Allure in the May 2013 issue:

She once referred to her breasts in an interview as "sacks of fat," a description that she now reconsiders. "Actually, I saw a picture a couple of days ago from when I was 19, and my boobs were way bigger. They were a D, and now they're a small C, because I lost weight," she says. "There was something so beautiful about the size of them. When I look back, I'm like, Why did I always give myself such a hard time?"

Which, honestly, is refreshing to hear. While many stars -- hello, Sofia Vergara! -- take pride in their ample chests, few celebs will admit that perhaps they looked just as pretty (or prettier) at a heavier weight than they're at now.

Amanda, of course, doesn't really mind admitting anything. This is the gal, after all, who told the New York Post that she would have totally posed nude for this month's Allure: "I would have, but my publicist wouldn’t let me!"

Check out the rest of Amanda's Allure interview online or in the mag, which hits newsstands April 22.

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[whisky]

She needs a new publicist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She doens't need to lose weight.

 

[headvoid]

I've now fallen in love with Alison Brie so will hound you till she returns to her rightful place (no. 11)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Funny/kooky can be sexy. Remember 20 years ago when people thought Zooey Deschenel was sexy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Everyone goes through the Alison Brie phase, but the truly enlightened graduate to Gillian Jacobs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So Anna Kendrick Has A Music Video - Videogum

Stompy!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The people in the comments section of that website seem really grumpy/old.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#16

1) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She has been FCOTD more times than anyone else WITH GOOD REASON.
2) Jenna-Louise Coleman - She is pretty much my new dream girl.
3) Olivia Wilde - I find her very attractive.
4) Anna Kendrick - I'll miss her when she's gone (she'll never be gone.)
5) Gillian Jacobs - She has a face on her.
6) Gemma Arterton - UNDERRATED.
7) Anne Hathaway - I like Anne Hathaway. She's back!
8) Emilia Clarke - She doesn't have to sell me a dragon to get a high ranking.
9) Jessica Pare - She is good in Mad Men.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - Natalie Who?
11) Nathalie Emmanuel - Girls of Thrones.
12) Avril Lavigne - She's Avril Lavigne!
13) Amanda Seyfried - Lovely hair.
14) Tatiana Maslany - Says "shite" well.
15) Jaime Murray - She is English.
16) Natalie Dormer - I like her she's nice.
17) Sophie Turner - Tall girl.
18) Anna Chlumsky - Crazy eyes.
19) Kat Dennings - Breast Breastings?
20) Alison Brie - She's nice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Top TWENTY FIVE special because I can't stop myself.

#17

1) Olivia Wilde - She's the best looking person ever.
2) Jenna-Louise Coleman - Her face makes me feel happy.
3) Natalie Dormer - She gives me the horn.
4) Hayley Atwell - I really like Hayley Atwell and am excited when new images of Hayley Atwell appear on the internet.
5) Gemma Arterton - She has similar qualities to Hayley Atwell and yet is distinct from her.
6) Anne Hathaway - Anne Hathaway "does it" for me.
7) Jessica Biel - I don't know how many times I can say "UNDERRATED" before she stops being underrated.
8) Alison Brie - I thought Alison Brie looked really good in Community last week (shame about the script!)
9) Emilia Clarke - A dragon is no slave.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - I have been experiencing Trachtenfeelings lately.
11) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is attractive.
12) Sophie Turner - She is beautiful.
13) Rebecca Hall - Somewhat tentative first ranking but I think I'm right about this.
14) Rachel Nichols - She is attractive.
15) Amy Acker - Sexy evil Amy Acker.
16) Natalie Portman - She's definitely not my number one anymore but I still love her.
17) Juno Temple - The next big thing?
18) Anna Kendrick - Adorkable.
19) Magda Apanowicz - She's cute!
20) Charlize Theron - Who doesn't like Charlize Theron!?
21) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Up and down.
22) Lexa Doig - Remember her!?
23) Anna Chlumsky - She's good.
24) Jaimie Alexander - The Lady Sif.
25) Julie Benz - Nice bum.

 

[Tisiphone]

WHERE WAS EVIL ACKER?

 

[Cock]

Hannah Davis?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHERE WAS EVIL ACKER?

Person Of Interest.

 

[Tisiphone]

Oh yeah. I remember seeing that one now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#18

1) Olivia Wilde - I hope you've all come to accept that she's my number one.
2) Jenna-Louise Coleman - Her face would be nice to poke with your fingers.
3) Kat Dennings - I'm back on the Kat Dennings train. Choo choo!
4) Gillian Jacobs - I love Gillian Jacobs.
5) Alison Brie - I'm also fond of Alison Brie.
6) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's MEWtiful (beautiful, but with her initials.)
7) Hayley Atwell - I find Hayley Atwell attractive.
8) Michelle Trachtenberg - Just something holding her back from cracking the top five.
9) Emilia Clarke - I like the shape of her head.
10) Gemma Arterton - UNDERRATED.
11) Valentina Novakovic - Probably her last ever ranking. Goodbye.
12) Rachel Nichols - She is nice.
13) Lexa Doig - She is nice.
14) Tatiana Maslany - I like her.
15) Jessica Biel - She is hot.
16) Kate Beckinsale - She's still got it.
17) Anna Chlumsky - Good face.
18) Jessica Pare - Good mouth.
19) Amanda Seyfried - Hair.
20) Sophie Turner - I don't find her hot just really pretty?

Female Celebrity Of The Day still exists.

 

[headvoid]

Blonde Anne Hathaway has arrived and nothing will ever be the same again.

Agreed, it's changed everything. I wasn't sure about going to work today as there was no guarantee it was THERE ANYMORE.

It's also good to see more Brie, I like all forms of Brie.