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Top Tens for 2013
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Okay this is a top 25 special again SIMPLY BECAUSE the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 10 will be presented this weekend and IF perfection is achieved with that list there will be no reason for the weekly top tens to exist anymore so this could be the LAST ONE EVER so enjoy it!
#5
1) Olivia Wilde - Back on top form!
2) Liv Tyler - I've been liking her MORE AND MORE lately.
3) Gemma Arterton - She's curvy in womanly places.
4) Gillian Jacobs - The face of nicenss.
5) Natalie Portman - She's still got it ("it" being the ability to be fifth I guess.)
6) Marion Cotillard - She is beautiful.
7) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She is MEWtiful.
8) Valentina Novakovic - Underrated Australian!
9) Rachel Riley - She should post her dresses every day on Twitter (except that wouldn't make sense.)
10) Keira Knightley - How will the re-energised Keira do on the WHOH?
11) Ashleigh Brewer - Underrated Australian face.
12) Lauren Cohan - Really good smile.
13) Jordy Lucas - This is the most Australian list ever.
14) Amanda Seyfried - I have maybe a slight concern that she's getting thinner (but she's promoting things non stop and it must wear you out OKAY.)
15) Charlize Theron - I still don't find her quite as hot as others maybe (but still really hot.)
16) Anna Kendrick - Cute.
17) Kat Dennings - How can she stand to be in 2 Broke Girls?
18) Morena Baccarin - She is good.
19) Katee Sackhoff - Sexy evil breasts!?
20) Cate Blanchett - Yes, another australian.
21) Michelle Trachtenberg - I just don't feel it like I used to.
22) Imogen Poots - I like her.
23) Felicia Day - CUTE.
24) Jessica Paré
25) Amber Heard - She's got something.
#5
1) Olivia Wilde - Back on top form!
2) Liv Tyler - I've been liking her MORE AND MORE lately.
3) Gemma Arterton - She's curvy in womanly places.
4) Gillian Jacobs - The face of nicenss.
5) Natalie Portman - She's still got it ("it" being the ability to be fifth I guess.)
6) Marion Cotillard - She is beautiful.
7) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She is MEWtiful.
8) Valentina Novakovic - Underrated Australian!
9) Rachel Riley - She should post her dresses every day on Twitter (except that wouldn't make sense.)
10) Keira Knightley - How will the re-energised Keira do on the WHOH?
11) Ashleigh Brewer - Underrated Australian face.
12) Lauren Cohan - Really good smile.
13) Jordy Lucas - This is the most Australian list ever.
14) Amanda Seyfried - I have maybe a slight concern that she's getting thinner (but she's promoting things non stop and it must wear you out OKAY.)
15) Charlize Theron - I still don't find her quite as hot as others maybe (but still really hot.)
16) Anna Kendrick - Cute.
17) Kat Dennings - How can she stand to be in 2 Broke Girls?
18) Morena Baccarin - She is good.
19) Katee Sackhoff - Sexy evil breasts!?
20) Cate Blanchett - Yes, another australian.
21) Michelle Trachtenberg - I just don't feel it like I used to.
22) Imogen Poots - I like her.
23) Felicia Day - CUTE.
24) Jessica Paré
25) Amber Heard - She's got something.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
You should keep doing them till April, just to make sure you still feel this way about Jessica Paré.
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ZOU BIZOU BIZOU.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She's really sneaked up my brain recently.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#6
As perfection was NOT achieved by the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 10, the list goes on. But it's a CLEAN SLATE now with NO FAVOURITISM and ANYONE could be number one.
1) Natalie Portman - It just SO HAPPENS that the first person I rank number one under this clean slate is the same person who was number one on the WHOH.
2) Marion Cotillard - She did come really close to being number one this week. REALLY CLOSE.
3) Anne Hathaway - She is a princess. A princess of faces.
4) Hayley Atwell - She's going to be big in 2013.
5) Jenna-Louise Coleman - Upgraded from "really cute" to "fucking hot."
6) Liv Tyler - The reason why "attractLiv" is in the dictionary (it isn't really.)
7) Keira Knightley - One of the best faces ever seen.
8) Gillian Jacobs - I'm really sick of "October 19th" jokes.
9) Olivia Wilde - She's still got it!
10) Jordy Lucas - Goodbye ranking?
11) Anna Kendrick - She's cutetastic.
12) Morena Baccarin - I like her.
13) Gemma Arterton - She's womanly in curvy places.
14) Amanda Seyfried - She makes good faces with her face.
15) Freema Agyeman - Still hot! Just not in any good tv shows.
16) Cobie Smulders - Good face.
17) Willa Holland - She's cute.
18) Emily Bett Rickards - Looks good with glasses.
19) AJ Lee - Wrestling thing ignore.
20) Lydia Wilson - Nearly forgotten actress who I'll probably forget again after this.
Female Celebrity Of The Day also goes on.
As perfection was NOT achieved by the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 10, the list goes on. But it's a CLEAN SLATE now with NO FAVOURITISM and ANYONE could be number one.
1) Natalie Portman - It just SO HAPPENS that the first person I rank number one under this clean slate is the same person who was number one on the WHOH.
2) Marion Cotillard - She did come really close to being number one this week. REALLY CLOSE.
3) Anne Hathaway - She is a princess. A princess of faces.
4) Hayley Atwell - She's going to be big in 2013.
5) Jenna-Louise Coleman - Upgraded from "really cute" to "fucking hot."
6) Liv Tyler - The reason why "attractLiv" is in the dictionary (it isn't really.)
7) Keira Knightley - One of the best faces ever seen.
8) Gillian Jacobs - I'm really sick of "October 19th" jokes.
9) Olivia Wilde - She's still got it!
10) Jordy Lucas - Goodbye ranking?
11) Anna Kendrick - She's cutetastic.
12) Morena Baccarin - I like her.
13) Gemma Arterton - She's womanly in curvy places.
14) Amanda Seyfried - She makes good faces with her face.
15) Freema Agyeman - Still hot! Just not in any good tv shows.
16) Cobie Smulders - Good face.
17) Willa Holland - She's cute.
18) Emily Bett Rickards - Looks good with glasses.
19) AJ Lee - Wrestling thing ignore.
20) Lydia Wilson - Nearly forgotten actress who I'll probably forget again after this.
Female Celebrity Of The Day also goes on.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Maybe!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#7
1) Hayley Atwell - Beautiful talented English lady!
2) Natalie Portman - She makes good videos for Dior.
3) Keira Knightley - She doesn't have a fucking clue!
4) Marion Cotillard - Her face is nicer than yours.
5) Anne Hathaway - She is an angel. And not one of them ugly angels!
6) Olivia Wilde - She is very attractive.
7) Liv Tyler - I'm glad I started to like her!
8) Gillian Jacobs - She is one of the best people at having a face.
9) Lauren Cohan - Really good smile.
10) Sarah Silverman - Remember Sarah Silverman? Turns out she's still really hot.
11) Alison Brie - She is also very good.
12) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I like her a lot.
13) Amanda Seyfried - Standard "hair" comment here.
14) Charlize Theron - Even without hair!
15) Jenna-Louise Coleman - She's cuter than a duck.
16) Gemma Arterton - She's good.
17) Emilia Clarke - She's hot.
18) Michelle Trachtenberg - I need to see her in motion again.
19) Amy Adams - I LIKE HER.
20) Willa Holland - Good face.
1) Hayley Atwell - Beautiful talented English lady!
2) Natalie Portman - She makes good videos for Dior.
3) Keira Knightley - She doesn't have a fucking clue!
4) Marion Cotillard - Her face is nicer than yours.
5) Anne Hathaway - She is an angel. And not one of them ugly angels!
6) Olivia Wilde - She is very attractive.
7) Liv Tyler - I'm glad I started to like her!
8) Gillian Jacobs - She is one of the best people at having a face.
9) Lauren Cohan - Really good smile.
10) Sarah Silverman - Remember Sarah Silverman? Turns out she's still really hot.
11) Alison Brie - She is also very good.
12) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I like her a lot.
13) Amanda Seyfried - Standard "hair" comment here.
14) Charlize Theron - Even without hair!
15) Jenna-Louise Coleman - She's cuter than a duck.
16) Gemma Arterton - She's good.
17) Emilia Clarke - She's hot.
18) Michelle Trachtenberg - I need to see her in motion again.
19) Amy Adams - I LIKE HER.
20) Willa Holland - Good face.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I may have to start a "suggest a female celebrity for Female Celebrity Of The Day" thread.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
LEXICON!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#8
1) Kate Beckinsale - I'm back on the Beckinsale train!
2) Gemma Arterton - She is lovely.
3) Keira Knightley - Completing the all English top three! I love her smile.
4) Hayley Atwell - Okay it's an all English top four!
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I think she's nice.
6) Natalie Portman - The Keira Or Natalie dial is set on Keira but Natalie continues to do good work with Dior.
7) Olivia Wilde - I like her.
8) Rachel Riley - She's good with numbers.
9) Charlize Theron - She's still got it!
10) Gillian Jacobs - Her Vine videos are literally better than Community is now.
11) Marion Cotillard - She is nice and French.
12) Anna Kendrick - She's cutetastic!
13) Emily Bett Rickards - She is the breakout star of the CW's Arrow!
14) Sarah Silverman - Says rude words.
15) Kat Dennings - Making her return.
16) Anne Hathaway - She is Annetractive.
17) Emma Stone - I like her face!
18) Lauren Cohan - She is nice.
19) Liv Tyler - AttractLiv.
20) Freid Pinto - Jai ho!
1) Kate Beckinsale - I'm back on the Beckinsale train!
2) Gemma Arterton - She is lovely.
3) Keira Knightley - Completing the all English top three! I love her smile.
4) Hayley Atwell - Okay it's an all English top four!
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I think she's nice.
6) Natalie Portman - The Keira Or Natalie dial is set on Keira but Natalie continues to do good work with Dior.
7) Olivia Wilde - I like her.
8) Rachel Riley - She's good with numbers.
9) Charlize Theron - She's still got it!
10) Gillian Jacobs - Her Vine videos are literally better than Community is now.
11) Marion Cotillard - She is nice and French.
12) Anna Kendrick - She's cutetastic!
13) Emily Bett Rickards - She is the breakout star of the CW's Arrow!
14) Sarah Silverman - Says rude words.
15) Kat Dennings - Making her return.
16) Anne Hathaway - She is Annetractive.
17) Emma Stone - I like her face!
18) Lauren Cohan - She is nice.
19) Liv Tyler - AttractLiv.
20) Freid Pinto - Jai ho!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Top 25 special due to the Academy Awards.
#9
1) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's been hitting it out of the frakking park lately. New permanent number one.
2) Charlize Theron - She looked the best at the Oscars.
3) Gemma Arterton - Has earned a permanent high ranking on the list (for now!)
4) Jennifer Lawrence - She has arrived.
5) Keira Knightley - I've betrayed Natalie for Keira and it feels good!?
6) Janina Gavankar - She is rising in a bigtime way.
7) Kate Beckinsale - Choo Choo (Beckinsale Train reference.)
8) Anne Hathaway - She dreamed a dream of wearing a dress that makes it look like you can see her nipples but it's probably just the seams of the dress but still there's a chance it could be her nipples. And won an Oscar.
9) Natalie Portman - She's letting other people have the spotlight at the moment. It's good of her. But she's still Natalie!
10) Emilia Clarke - She's a MODILF.
11) Alison Brie - It's an Alison Brie above Gillian Jacobs week!
12) Gillian Jacobs - It happens sometimes.
13) Willa Holland - Say what you want about Arrow, but also say "it has good looking girls in it."
14) Olivia Wilde - She's hot but maybe not as hot as her hottest hotness at the moment.
15) Helena Bonham Carter - Pale breasts.
16) Amy Adams - She looked good at the Oscars.
17) Amanda Seyfried - I think Anne has won the "Anne Hathaway or Amanda Seyfried" war.
18) Mila Kunis - She's nice.
19) Olivia Munn - I like her.
20) Hayley Atwell - She's still got it.
21) Emily Bett Rickards - She's nicer with glasses.
22) Tricia Helfer - She's nice.
23) Taylor Swift - Her first ranking in, like, ever.
24) Isy Suttie - She could have had a higher debut ranking but it's been a busy week.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - I still have an interest in her but she's disappeared mostly.
#9
1) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's been hitting it out of the frakking park lately. New permanent number one.
2) Charlize Theron - She looked the best at the Oscars.
3) Gemma Arterton - Has earned a permanent high ranking on the list (for now!)
4) Jennifer Lawrence - She has arrived.
5) Keira Knightley - I've betrayed Natalie for Keira and it feels good!?
6) Janina Gavankar - She is rising in a bigtime way.
7) Kate Beckinsale - Choo Choo (Beckinsale Train reference.)
8) Anne Hathaway - She dreamed a dream of wearing a dress that makes it look like you can see her nipples but it's probably just the seams of the dress but still there's a chance it could be her nipples. And won an Oscar.
9) Natalie Portman - She's letting other people have the spotlight at the moment. It's good of her. But she's still Natalie!
10) Emilia Clarke - She's a MODILF.
11) Alison Brie - It's an Alison Brie above Gillian Jacobs week!
12) Gillian Jacobs - It happens sometimes.
13) Willa Holland - Say what you want about Arrow, but also say "it has good looking girls in it."
14) Olivia Wilde - She's hot but maybe not as hot as her hottest hotness at the moment.
15) Helena Bonham Carter - Pale breasts.
16) Amy Adams - She looked good at the Oscars.
17) Amanda Seyfried - I think Anne has won the "Anne Hathaway or Amanda Seyfried" war.
18) Mila Kunis - She's nice.
19) Olivia Munn - I like her.
20) Hayley Atwell - She's still got it.
21) Emily Bett Rickards - She's nicer with glasses.
22) Tricia Helfer - She's nice.
23) Taylor Swift - Her first ranking in, like, ever.
24) Isy Suttie - She could have had a higher debut ranking but it's been a busy week.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - I still have an interest in her but she's disappeared mostly.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
That'll teach Marion Cotillard to skip the Oscars!
SAUSAGEMAN
Registered User
Actually!
Anne found out a few days before the Oscars that her dress was nearly identical to Amanda's. Anne audibled into a last-minute dress by Prada and was forced to publicly apologise to the designer of the original dress for not using it today.
Amanda definitely won that round.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Yeah, Anne shouldn't have apologised. She's just giving the Hathahaters more ammo. 