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USUC (Username at Mock) is searching the forums

I might give those books a spin. Problem is, no man can write a convincing ROMANTIC sex scene to save his soul. I've read their lame attemps. Either they allude to the sex ala 1950s fade to ocean waves, trains into tunnels, roiling cumulonimbus clouds, or they get all porn and down and dirty for two paragraphs.

Nope, you need women authors to bring it on home in a deliciously, thrusting buildup and whimpering denouement.
 
Her delicate decolletage was enticing, and as he drew near, he could see the tiny blonde hairs on the curve of her breast shimmer in the late afternoon glow of the sun. He buried his face in the sweet spot just under her left earlobe and gently let his lips graze the surface, causing her hand to gently cup the back of his neck.
 
I am more than fond of those scenes. This type of romantic/erotic book is the most popular purchase on Amazon.com. Women love them. I think it might have something to do with lack of finesse at home if not outright ignoring of what women crave from their man/men.

Jack, you are the exception. Except those hairy boobs are a little off-putting.

You know, I never did get my money's worth from The Saint. Paid him the requested downstroke and the fella just couldn't produce what was promised. I'm still waiting, and I am not amused.
 
Filthy Whore said:
I'm not fond of that kind of thing, I usually skim over the "love" scenes with the heaving breasts and ripped bodices.
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Ripping bodices is such a travesty. Its time the women has to waste sewing it back together when she could've spent that time in the kitchen making me a sandwich.:P
 
Enkephalen said:
I am more than fond of those scenes. This type of romantic/erotic book is the most popular purchase on Amazon.com. Women love them. I think it might have something to do with lack of finesse at home if not outright ignoring of what women crave from their man/men.

Jack, you are the exception. Except those hairy boobs are a little off-putting.

You know, I never did get my money's worth from The Saint. Paid him the requested downstroke and the fella just couldn't produce what was promised. I'm still waiting, and I am not amused.
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This is what I meant, silly

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BACK TO ME!!!


I just managed to transfer 9,000+ credits from checking to savings but for the fucking life of me, I can't figure out how to buy the ability to make something other than a neutral smilie in a comment.

The first person to provide me with that information gets all of my remaining credits (assuming there are any). Come on FW...you know you want them.
 
Jibbles, you fucker. You gave me a link to Batty's thread that doesn't answer my question?

No wonder you two are a couple. Two peas in a pod, two nuts in a sack....

Jeebus. Thanks for nothing.
 
USUC said:
the ability to make something other than a neutral smilie in a comment.

The first person to provide me with that information gets all of my remaining credits (assuming there are any). Come on FW...you know you want them.

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Jibbles:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=141263
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USUC said:
Jibbles, you fucker. You gave me a link to Batty's thread that doesn't answer my question?
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how do you post comments under people's posts?
Otherwise I'll just have to quote in posts

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Jibbles:
Green and red masks bottom-left of the profile information for a post.
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You were saying?
 
I think she's talking about having the ability to add her own smiley in the comment besides the positive/negative one that goes in automatically. Is it possible to do that?
 
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