whisky
Boobie inspector
Went on a two day course at work last week, mental health first aid, basically showing us how to spot signs of mental illness.
However the spectrum seems a little... broad.
Seen a ghost? You're mental.
Beleive in god? You're mental.
Sarcastic? You're mental.
Cynical? You're mental.
Get random thoughts when you are trying to concentrate on something else? You're mental.
Like a beer? You're mental.
Set fire to a cat? You're mental.
Ok, I made the last one up, but the rest of it was true.
If you're not depressed when you start the course you will be at the end.
However the spectrum seems a little... broad.
Seen a ghost? You're mental.
Beleive in god? You're mental.
Sarcastic? You're mental.
Cynical? You're mental.
Get random thoughts when you are trying to concentrate on something else? You're mental.
Like a beer? You're mental.
Set fire to a cat? You're mental.
Ok, I made the last one up, but the rest of it was true.
If you're not depressed when you start the course you will be at the end.