We're all mental

[whisky]

Went on a two day course at work last week, mental health first aid, basically showing us how to spot signs of mental illness.

However the spectrum seems a little... broad.

Seen a ghost? You're mental.
Beleive in god? You're mental.
Sarcastic? You're mental.
Cynical? You're mental.
Get random thoughts when you are trying to concentrate on something else? You're mental.
Like a beer? You're mental.
Set fire to a cat? You're mental.

Ok, I made the last one up, but the rest of it was true.

If you're not depressed when you start the course you will be at the end.

 

[Cassie]

EMBRACE THE MENTALNESS

 

[Loktar]

EMBRACE THE MENTALTITSIST

 

['Gear]

So I should stop setting fire to cats? Nope.

 

[Loktar]

So I should stop setting fire to cats? Nope.

You should however put the cat out before its overcooked. Crispy, yet tender cat(wrapped in bacon and smothered in BBQ sauce) is the best.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A good way to tell if someone is mentally ill is to walk up to them and say "ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL?" and punch them before they can answer.

 

['Gear]

That's what crazy people do Wacky.

Loktar - Two words -

Recipe Thread.

 

[CaptainWacky]

King George III: Some people say I'm mad, and say the word "penguin" after each sentence. But I believe that we two can make Britain great, with you as the Prince Regent, and I as King Penguin.

 

[Dr Dave]

What should you do if you spot mental illness?

 

[whisky]

I'm not sure, I spent the entire two days doodling spaceships.

 

[Loktar]

What should you do if you spot mental illness?

Go up to your local/state representative and shake their hand.

 

[Dr Dave]

But you don't know where that hands been.

 

[Loktar]

Yes I do.

On/In an intern's lady parts/dude parts.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Internet was invented so that mentally ill people can have an influential voice in society, and even make money off their illness.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good PSA EggsMayonnaise.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What should you do if you spot mental illness?

Stick them with the pointy end.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The other day a mental guy on the bus threatened to bite my nose off. Seriously. "I'LL BITE YOUR FUCKIN NOSE OFF, CUNT!", he bellowed, inches from my face (i.e, within biting distance). Thankfully, the bus was just coming up to a convenient place for me to get off, so I escaped with my nose.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

INTERNATIONAL INTRAMURAL MINE FIELD STALKING SHOCKER??? :shock:

 

[jack]

What should you do if you spot mental illness?

If you use OxyClean, everything should come out OK.

 

[jack]

The other day a mental guy on the bus threatened to bite my nose off. Seriously. "I'LL BITE YOUR FUCKIN NOSE OFF, CUNT!", he bellowed, inches from my face (i.e, within biting distance). Thankfully, the bus was just coming up to a convenient place for me to get off, so I escaped with my nose.

When I lived in Santa Fe one morning I was standing in line at the post office and the woman in front of me turned around and started screaming "GET YOUR COCK OUT OF MY ASSHOLE YOU BASTARD" then she turned around like nothing at all had just happened.