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We're all mental

Nope.
 
Yes.
 
I was speaking of metaphorical burning cats.
 
meow, meow, the cat will getcha
 
CaptainWacky said:
If he was really going to bite your nose off, he would have bit it off THEN said "I just bit your nose off."
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It was only after I got off that I realised what his problem was. He missed his stop because he didn't ring the bell, so he started mumbling and waving his legs in front of me. Gradually his mumbling got louder until I could understand "if I ain't 'avin it, you ain't avin it" and the nose biting thing. So he must've thought it was my fault he missed his stop and decided to make me pay for it, through the nose.
 
Maybe he was on his way to hospital for a nose-saving operation and, by missing his stop, he will now lose his nose. The punishment fits the crime.
 
All I know is, I'm never sitting next to the crazy guy on the bus again.
 
That ^ might turn out to be impossible.
 
You might not have much of a choice in the matter.
 
'Gear said:
I think we should pool our resources and get Loktar a sassy black lady.
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No.


(unless she looks like a sexy chick from a '70's Blaxplotation movie or Loretta from Family Guy then maybe....)
 
Here's a mind blower.

The hot black girl from alien v predator also does the voice for clevelands wife.
 
Everyone and everything in that movie looked black. You'll have to be more specific.
 
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^This is what you see right before a human being gets smashed.
 
Cruelty to animals is one of my very few actual 'instant on's'. It says something about that person that I'm not willing to tolerate.

That and urinating in public. For some reason that gets to me. I just can't leave it alone.
 
'Gear said:
Cruelty to animals is one of my very few actual 'instant on's'. It says something about that person that I'm not willing to tolerate.

That and urinating in public. For some reason that gets to me. I just can't leave it alone.
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I had an employee once who would urinate outside. Couldn't walk to the fucking bathroom on his break? He would sit by his truck and fucking pee.
Thank God he parked in the same spot every day.
Fucking gross.
He eventually got fired.
 
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