What's the best crime you got away with?

[Kennyquator]

FRAUD:

$2,000 worth of fake "Disney" Dollars!

And I got away with it - suckers!

they deserve it--their prices are too high anyway!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I shot a man in Reno...just to watch him die.

 

[Kennyquator]

I steal from Goodwill all the time.I need to make up for stuff of mine donated without my opermission,and they stole all the time themselves anyway.actually they still do.I would never steal from the american cancer society though.They're too high class an operation.

 

[whisky]

I never get away with crimes, thanks to those pesky kids and that dog

 

[Kennyquator]

Admiting to a crime you havent been convicted for on a BBS, where it could potentially be used as evidence, would be a pretty stupid thing to do

most crimes ha ve a statute of limitations.if you diud it more than 2 years ago,i wouldn't worry.

 

[Kennyquator]

I had a cop haul me in on a warrant years back. He pulled a gram of really good hash from my shirt pocket and put it in his pocket. Nothing was ever said about it.

The fucking pig stole my dope. I know the fucker went home and got stoned!

I've heard cops are really rowdy.What wass that department that did that instructional video with sexy women,racial stereotypes and all?

 

[bad dog]

I've heard cops are really rowdy.What wass that department that did that instructional video with sexy women,racial stereotypes and all?

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/news/video/taser_video3a.html

 

[RWC]

When Sarek wants a really wild time he adds half and half to his Fruit n' Fibre instead of skim milk.

 

[Sarek]

I use 1% milk. And I like Shredded Wheat.

I've never tried Fruit and Fiber. Is it any good?

 

[RWC]

Why does Daystrom want to hurt you?

 

[Sarek]

He wants to try and achieve the unachievable.

 

[RWC]

It sounds like you're issuing a challenge more than making a declarative statement.

 

[bad dog]

I use 1% milk. And I like Shredded Wheat.

I've never tried Fruit and Fiber. Is it any good?

You do need to eat more fiber. then you wont be so full of SHIT.

 

[Kennyquator]

Admiting to a crime you havent been convicted for on a BBS, where it could potentially be used as evidence, would be a pretty stupid thing to do

Hmmmmm...that's similar to something Edna said on the former trollwars site..and Edna hadn't been around Troll Valhalla in a few days..siad she had a cold...hmmmmmshe said the snitch on yourself thered--brilliant..Edna,is that you>????

 

[Conchaga]

Let me think.

Smuggling of illegal narcotics, production of illegal narcotics, posession of illegal narcotics with the intent to sell, selling narcotics, money laundering, petty theft, urinating on a public monument/church, public indecency, assaut, driving under the influence of alcohol/narcotics, trespassing, discharging a firearm in city limits, sale of alcohol and tobacco products to minors, defacating on public property, a couple counts of petty vandalism, smuggling historical artifacts, and tax evasion.

That about covers it.

 

[Conchaga]

I decided to actually list the crimes I've comitted because the rest of you pansies ain't done shit.

 

[Tisiphone]

^Can I bear your children?

 

[FBI parte due]

The worst I've ever done is selling ridiculously overpriced pot to stupid suburban kids.

 

[bad dog]

Let me think.

Smuggling of illegal narcotics, production of illegal narcotics, posession of illegal narcotics with the intent to sell, selling narcotics, money laundering, petty theft, urinating on a public monument/church, public indecency, assaut, driving under the influence of alcohol/narcotics, trespassing, discharging a firearm in city limits, sale of alcohol and tobacco products to minors, defacating on public property, a couple counts of petty vandalism, smuggling historical artifacts, and tax evasion.

That about covers it.

You had it going on.

 

[bad dog]

^Can I bear your children?

I hope you do and fuck up that cool queers life.