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What's the best crime you got away with?

eloisel said:
A wheeled recycle bin

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actually what I ment was the recycle trailers where you take your cans for money.sometimes they're closed because the trailer is "full" ,they ran out of money,or the attendant is "ill".sometimes the attendant is late and they give you a shit-ass reason for being late,or they claim your container s are too contaminated aznd you duid it on purpose,and you're a cheater.some of those guys are assholes,but it's gotten better recently.
 
Conchaga said:
No, I shit in people's driveways when walking home from bars. Also, I've peed in several alleyways and churches. I don't even know wtf a Nexcycle trailor is.
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You peed INSIDE a CHURCH???INSIDE??GOD DOESN'T LIKE THAT!!!!!
 
Funny, I thought I'd posted in this thread before. Guess not.

I won't tell you what I did, but I will tell you that over a dozen patrol cars, two or more Police helicopters, several K-9s and more than a decade later, I've never been so much as implicated in it.
 
^Getting four stars on GTA doesn't count. We're talking RL stuff. Not things that you accomplish on a console game.
 
Conchaga said:
^Getting four stars on GTA doesn't count. We're talking RL stuff. Not things that you accomplish on a console game.
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I'm not talking about any game, either.

Menty knows the full story.
 
best crime rather than biggest crime would be cultivation - a pure crime rather than anyof the other sordid stuff that used to go on in my life.
 
The Question said:
Funny, I thought I'd posted in this thread before. Guess not.

I won't tell you what I did, but I will tell you that over a dozen patrol cars, two or more Police helicopters, several K-9s and more than a decade later, I've never been so much as implicated in it.
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did you used to be on Troll wars?
 
Kennyquator said:
You peed INSIDE a CHURCH???INSIDE??GOD DOESN'T LIKE THAT!!!!!
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Yes, I've actually peed inside and outside of churches (plural). Inside I peed in a toilet. Outside I peed on the marble wall of a 13th century baptistry.
 
The biggest crime you've committed is getting really drunk, deciding you like women for a change, and spreading your filthy faggot diseases outside your cesspool of a closet.
 
Conchaga said:
Yes, I've actually peed inside and outside of churches (plural). Inside I peed in a toilet. Outside I peed on the marble wall of a 13th century baptistry.
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so you're actually a woman?most males don't hit the toilet--they just stansd ans pee on the lid!
 
Kennyquator said:
so you're actually a woman?most males don't hit the toilet--they just stansd ans pee on the lid!
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Once, I got so drunk I peed in a toilet. I hit the walls, the floor, the door, the mirror, the sink... it's hard to aim while standing in a toilet.
 
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