When you beat someone up, do you make sure to work the kidneys?

[Cassie]

Haven't seen her in ages, but our friendship was going downhill anyway, IMO! lol

 

[The Question]

Work over the nuts real good. Then rail them kidneys for a good 5 minutes or so after they're down. Make 'em cry. Hell, make 'em fuckin' bawl like colicky babies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

One time I kept walking around town punching people in the back of the head and then when they turned round angry I'd make a retard face and say "DURR, ME RETARD". Until one guy just shrugged and broke my legs anyway.

 

[Seph]

Wackys best ever post, apart from "MF went to Columbia"

 

[Consumer]

One of my brothers is a dentist, a maxillofacial Surgeon, in fact (and an MD too...but he makes more money in his specialty).
After hearing how complex and difficult it is to re-build a shattered jaw-joint, if I was ever in that position, that's what I'd go for after blinding them. No, I don't fight "fair", if I've been forced into fighting at all it'll be as "dirty" as I can make it so that I will win. "Don't do what your opponent expects" (I fight to win).

Of course, if I was enraged at someone that deeply, I'd rather just kill them so I don't have to live with looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life. The lawsuit claims tend to be for lesser amounts as well as you only have to take care of income potential, not life-long medical bills. (it would be self-defense...not worried about going to jail).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does anyone else see random links with the thread name showing up in posts or is it just me?

 

[The Question]

It's just you, cause of all that laughing gas I injected into your ear.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I see it. It's meant to confuse the demon spirits and keep them at bay.

 

[Ilyanna]

Menty's trying to confuse us with randomly putting in those links so that when we finally give up clicking on them he can stealthily link to naughty sites and enjoy the feeling of sneakiness as well as look forward to the reaction of those who notice.

That's how devious Menty is.

 

[The Question]

I must be immune, cause I don't see 'em.

 

[curiousa2z]

yes I see them too. But I don't want to talk about it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Tell us how you feel.

 

[Yub]

CURIOUS!! SAY YOU'RE HORNY AND GRAB HIS SACK TO CONFUSE HIM

 

[curiousa2z]

YOU FIRST!

 

[Yub]

No, who knows what condition my hand will return in!!

 

[Loktar]

No, who knows what condition my hand will return in!!

Smelly, slimy, wet and sticky most likely.

 

[Yub]

That'd be okay if Dr Dave was a cute girl. BUT HE'S NOT [most likely]

 

[The Question]

Dr. Dave is a MONKEY SHOVEL! :scared:

 

[Yub]

A princess adoring monkey shovel!

 

[Gagh]

We all know that if Yubbers got in a fight, he'd try to bend their Wookiee.