Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I became a Great Uncle again a couple months back, my niece had her first, a girl.

 

[Dr Dave]

Congratulations!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG OMG LOOK AT THIS FCK THIS IS SO COOLFUCK

 

[CaptainWacky]

Terry Farrel and Nicole de Boer together!?!?!?! (I know it's not real.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And Nana gets second billing like she always should have YOU GO GIRL

 

[whisky]

Have you seen her lately? She looks great.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

oh yeah I follow her on all the socials. She does these inspirational videos on Instagram which are cute although I can't get through some of them lol.

 

[whisky]

I watch a UK thing called trek culture, she was on that, it's as if time stood still.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nicole de Boer is very attractive and I'd like to cuddle her (LOWERING THE TONE.)

 

[Mirah]

Well, we've got some great uncles in here!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, we've got some great uncles in here!

I'm the baby in my large family, so I was an uncle/godfather when I was a teen. I became a great uncle for the first time while still in my 30s lol.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

LDS won't let me view that!

THE BASTARDPIES!

 

[Dr Dave]

So this happened here yesterday...

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Volpone]

How to tell if you're in a shady massage parlor: If the girl asks you if there's anything in particular you want worked on/why you're there, tell her you pulled a groin muscle. Then ask her if she's ever pulled a groin muscle. If she says "that's part of the job description," you know the story's gonna have a happy ending.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Respect, bitches

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]