Volpone
Zombie Hunter
I assume everyone is aware of this, but nonetheless, CRAZY, NASTYASS HONEYBADGER:
I love the douche megayacht. It makes the whole picture. Everyone else is insanely rich and has their insanely expensive boats and then it's like "Fuck it, I've got half an ocean liner." Everyone else has a house behind their slip and he's just got a little spit of sand because fuck it, his boat is bigger than half the houses. He'll just live on the boat.
I'm becoming my Dad*. Last week I think I wore the same clothes for a whole week (except the socks). And I don't have a wife to get the clothes away from me and throw in the laundry. Didn't take a shower last night and I kind of don't want to tonight. I'm like "I still feel clean and I don't want to fart around with getting naked and wet and then having to towel off and shit." I wonder if having been in a war has something to do with it. Because even if you're in a relatively safe rear area in a war, at best you have one change of clothes and a few pairs of socks and a shower is a rare luxury. You hate the greasy feeling, but later in life I wonder if it gives you a frame of reference that you're not THAT dirty. Anyway, the daily shower is a relatively modern thing. Before showers were widespread and convenient a weekly bath was plenty as long as you washed your face and hands in the morning and evening.
*Not that that's bad, my Dad was a pretty awesome guy.