Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[whisky]

I never really cared for it.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Dammit, they put Oregon & Idaho right on the label now. There goes half my cocktail party conversation. The other half is that Tater Tots were originally developed from waste material to be used as livestock feed.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You could still bring up in cocktail parties the "fact" that Potatoes O'Brien were actally invented by Miles O'Brien and brought back in time to make it seem like it's an old dish. We'll never know how it affected our timeline (we probably only used to have 8 fingers & toes instead of 10).

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just remembered when someone on TrekBBS complained about Star Trek: Nemesis being destroyed as the box office by "Shitty Lord Of The Things." Imagine being so fucking TREK BIASED that you think Nemesis was a better movie than anything, let alone The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers. Cunt.

This was over 21 years ago I should let it go.

It would be even sadder if they were still willing to die on that hill today, in the same threads...

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Slipped on the ice this morning taking the trash out and fell on my ass and the back of my skull made contact with the pavement. No real physical damage, just a headache all day.

Fuck winter.

 

[Volpone]

Gettin' old sucks. Tore my ACL awhile back. Had it repaired but that only puts it back to...80% or so. So I've had to train myself that, in a lot of situations, if I lose my balance, don't try to recover. Just fall down. Because if I keep from falling I'm going to limp around in pain for a week.

 

[Volpone]

You could still bring up in cocktail parties the "fact" that Potatos O'Brien were actally invented by Miles O'Brien and brought back in time to make it seem like it's an old dish. We'll never know how it affected our timeline (we probably only used to have 8 fingers & toes instead of 10).

We used to have 2 assholes--one for pooping and one for recreation. DAMN YOU CHIEF!

 

[Volpone]

I like the premise of the Argentina President Guy, but can't get past how he looks like a character from a sketch on "The Benny Hill Show."

 

[Volpone]

If I had nothing better to do with my time, I'd organize a tire changing contest--solely so I could bill it as "The Great Jack Off".

 

[Volpone]

And don't get me started on my fishing lure contest. "Who, will win the coveted title of...MASTER BAITER?!"

 

[whisky]

I have the internet back, thank fuck.

 

[Mirah]

It's sad that everything sucks these days. There was a Kohl's next to my supermarket, 2 miles from my house in Oregon. There was a Target maybe a 1/2 mile down the road, but by this point I was finding less and less things at Target that were worth making the second stop for so I usually just hit Kohl's. It's like McDonald's. To me, McDonald's is a place you can go if you're in a hurry and want to put familiar tasting calories in your face-hole quickly without spending much money. It's probably close to a decade since I've had that experience at a McDonald's. 2 hamburgers, fries, and a Coke should be a pit stop, not an odyssey.

Ikea!

 

[Mirah]

When your watching porn then he puts his hand on her neck and the moment is gone, what arsehole decided chocking was sexy?

There is a song on tik tok, I'm always surprised at who does a dance to it. I'll try to link it later.

 

[Mirah]

When your watching porn then he puts his hand on her neck and the moment is gone, what arsehole decided chocking was sexy?

Here it is. A song called, "I'm vanilla baby" by Jack Harlow. And here is a tik tok of a guy and his son doing the dance everyone is doing to the song. (by everyone I mean many)

I don't like whips and chains and you can't tie me down
But you can whip your lovin on me baby

I'm vanilla baby
I'll choke ya, but I aint no killa baby
and then somethin about a baby face



It doesn't seem like an inappropriate song for kids to be singing, I don't get the craze.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What the fuck is a Stanley Cup. Stanley Cunt more like.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Stanley Cup is the plastic protector that hockey players wear over their PENIDS so that the puck will only maim but not kill them if it lands smack dab in the GARDEN OF CANADIAN DELIGHTS.

(you wanted wrong answers only, right? I figured you wanted wrong answers only because it's what the KIDS do on SOCIAL MEDIUMS these days) EMOGEE

 

[whisky]

It's the thinner version of the Oliver cup.

 

[Mirah]

I meant appropriate song


Ahhhhhh


Some guy at Marvel universe failed to market the Stan Lee cup and now everyone wants one, but it has the wrong name.