Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Had an earthquake Friday night around 11:30pm. I slept through it.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mirah]

I plead the 5th

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pretty much all fast food has out-priced its usefulness. Last time I went to BK this past summer they charged me $13 for two lackluster double cheeseburgers and I was sitting at the drive thru window for 20 minutes waiting, and even then they screwed up the order and I had to wait another 15 minutes. I think they only had one or two people working in there. I see horror stories about that particular store anyway, like the manager brings her kids to work and lets them sleep on the floor, or they're running in and out barefoot. Not exactly the cleanest setup on the planet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Product Placement -- it's how shows like Community and AD get to keep going after being written off again and again...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, but the clever comedies manage to mock product placement while still getting the big bucks! (Annie going "AWW" made me laugh.)

Chuck was not as good at it and basically just did adverts for Subway in the show (I don't know why it's in French)

 

[Volpone]

If you're gonna be evil and not take your shopping cart to the little cart corral in the parking lot, fully embrace the evil: Once the groceries are loaded in the car, give the thing a good shove in a random direction and shout "YOU'RE FREE!"

 

[Volpone]

OMG. Out of the mouths of babes. Killing time on IWSMT. There's a meme with a poem by some random 6 year old kid (compared to one from some Serious Adult Poet) and it RULES:
The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out

 

[Volpone]

In the 1990s we got the Internet over the telephone. On crappy computers with less than 10 gig hard drives. And it worked. It just worked. Today we have laptops with terabytes of storage and broadband links that are fatter than what IBM corporate headquarters had back in the day and Facebook shits its pants and crashes everything if you try to actually see what your friends are up to instead of just using the useless feed. "I want to see pictures of what Aunt Betty had for lunch today." "TOO BAD. HERE'S A BUNCH OF SHIT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT AND IF YOU TRY TO LOOK FOR ANYTHING ELSE A MEMORY HOLE WILL CRASH YOUR SYSTEM."

 

[Loktar]

In the 1990s we got the Internet over the telephone. On crappy computers with less than 10 gig hard drives. And it worked. It just worked. Today we have laptops with terabytes of storage and broadband links that are fatter than what IBM corporate headquarters had back in the day and Facebook shits its pants and crashes everything if you try to actually see what your friends are up to instead of just using the useless feed. "I want to see pictures of what Aunt Betty had for lunch today." "TOO BAD. HERE'S A BUNCH OF SHIT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT AND IF YOU TRY TO LOOK FOR ANYTHING ELSE A MEMORY HOLE WILL CRASH YOUR SYSTEM."

Yeah but 1990's internet was slow as fuck. Took you like 3 days to download porn or music. And if your parents had to make a telephone call or someone called your parent's house.....bye bye internet.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Something to keep in mind going forward, because it works.

Because nobody needs to read a novel about your life before cutting to the chase.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Them public toilets that automatically flush themselves are technically robots.

 

[whisky]

The weirdest thing about the last words you say to your mum is when they somehow use them word for word for Pepper to say to Tony Stark later that same year

Five years somehow feels like no time at all.