Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Things to ignore people with OCD tendencies: My 2 year old black shorthair cat has a single, 1/8" long white hair on his right cheek.

 

[Volpone]

Harambe would've been 25 today. RIP Harambe.

 

[Volpone]

Harambe was assassinated 16 years ago today. RIP Harambe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[whisky]

Spent an hour looking for my pills, turned out they were in a big bag of pills.

As a young man I didn't think old me would have to take pills for blood pressure, cholesterol and diabetes, plus an inhaler for asthma.

 

[Loktar]

Spent an hour looking for my pills, turned out they were in a big bag of pills.

As a young man I didn't think old me would have to take pills for blood pressure, cholesterol and diabetes, plus an inhaler for asthma.

Young me just wondered how long before I had to take pills. Late 40's not bad. Thought it would be sooner. Currently taking blood pressure, cholesterol and pee pills. I'm pre-diabetic so that is something to look forward to. Dental problems were a surprise though. Young me was better about dental hygiene. Old me is getting a permanent bridge put in next week.

Old me wonders how long I can avoid my colonoscopy and gall bladder removal(had gall stones but they weren't causing any problems, doctor wanted to remove it before they did).

 

[Cassie]

 

[Volpone]

Do it, Oregon, do it. You know you want to.

Massive humpback whale mysteriously washes up on beach

A beached whale was found at Nehalem Bay State Park in Tillamook County, Oregon on Monday. Beach visitors are urged to stay away from the corpse.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Do it, Oregon, do it. You know you want to.

Massive humpback whale mysteriously washes up on beach

A beached whale was found at Nehalem Bay State Park in Tillamook County, Oregon on Monday. Beach visitors are urged to stay away from the corpse.

www.foxnews.com

Maybe let's not try explosives this time.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Spent an hour looking for my pills, turned out they were in a big bag of pills.

As a young man I didn't think old me would have to take pills for blood pressure, cholesterol and diabetes, plus an inhaler for asthma.

Young me just wondered how long before I had to take pills. Late 40's not bad. Thought it would be sooner. Currently taking blood pressure, cholesterol and pee pills. I'm pre-diabetic so that is something to look forward to. Dental problems were a surprise though. Young me was better about dental hygiene. Old me is getting a permanent bridge put in next week.

Old me wonders how long I can avoid my colonoscopy and gall bladder removal(had gall stones but they weren't causing any problems, doctor wanted to remove it before they did).

Thanks for making me feel healthier! I'm only on pills for acid reflux and anxiety.

I did have pain in the left side of my chest last night and just an hour ago. I Googled "angina" but it's very clear. The left side of my face feels weird now. But my chest is okay.

We need nano bots monitoring our heatlh.

 

[whisky]

Make sure you get checked out, my friend ignored it and left us too early.

Face numbness can be the signs of a stroke, or bells palsy which is less serious.

 

[Mirah]

Thanks for making me feel healthier! I'm only on pills for acid reflux and anxiety.

I did have pain in the left side of my chest last night and just an hour ago. I Googled "angina" but it's very clear. The left side of my face feels weird now. But my chest is okay.

We need nano bots monitoring our heatlh.

Spent an hour looking for my pills, turned out they were in a big bag of pills.

As a young man I didn't think old me would have to take pills for blood pressure, cholesterol and diabetes, plus an inhaler for asthma.

Young me just wondered how long before I had to take pills. Late 40's not bad. Thought it would be sooner. Currently taking blood pressure, cholesterol and pee pills. I'm pre-diabetic so that is something to look forward to. Dental problems were a surprise though. Young me was better about dental hygiene. Old me is getting a permanent bridge put in next week.

Old me wonders how long I can avoid my colonoscopy and gall bladder removal(had gall stones but they weren't causing any problems, doctor wanted to remove it before they did).

Thanks for making me feel healthier! I'm only on pills for acid reflux and anxiety.

I did have pain in the left side of my chest last night and just an hour ago. I Googled "angina" but it's very clear. The left side of my face feels weird now. But my chest is okay.

We need nano bots monitoring our heatlh.

We need Jack.
Jack has all the health food/pill/life options

 

[CaptainWacky]

Today it was wondering if my poo looked normal.

 

[jack]

What's normal poo look like?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Ric Ocasek still looks like an alien.

 

[Loktar]

What's normal poo look like?

Not peanut butter like mine.

 

[Volpone]

I demand shitty Canadian rip-off Muppets named Bart and Arnie.