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If you're Facebook Friends with me and you make a post like "For those of you who knew my Mother, what is one memory or her?" I cannot guarantee I won't make a filthy sex joke.
 
For various reasons, I added raisins. Grilled Swiss cheese with raisins (and olives in this case) is pretty yummy.
 
Volpone said:
For various reasons, I added raisins. Grilled Swiss cheese with raisins (and olives in this case) is pretty yummy.
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Raisins on a pizza? Blech. Congrats on your fruitcake with cheese.
 
Volpone said:
If you're Facebook Friends with me and you make a post like "For those of you who knew my Mother, what is one memory or her?" I cannot guarantee I won't make a filthy sex joke.
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Why?
 
Why do people touch things that have "WET PAINT" signs on them or hot plates right after the waitress says "be careful, the plate is hot"?
 
So you are stupid. Got it.
 
That you think that says more about you than it does about me. :)
 
So you have no impulse control.
 
Do NOT get "Cotton Eyed Joe" stuck in your head.
 
You know who had a good job? Jabba the Hutt. I wanna lay on a couch and host a non-stop party with a house band and a girl in a bikini on a leash.
 
Happy Birthday What GIF by Piñata Farms: The Meme App
 
Volpone said:
If you're Facebook Friends with me and you make a post like "For those of you who knew my Mother, what is one memory or her?" I cannot guarantee I won't make a filthy sex joke.
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One of my friends who is a pastor just posted that his father had passed away, using almost these same exact words and so I thought it would be funny to post about how I shagged his dad good. Soo funny! I mean I just couldn't resist myself, you were right, it was just like those wet paint signs. Wow. He was 95 too, quite the spry old fucker!
 
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