Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

If you're Facebook Friends with me and you make a post like "For those of you who knew my Mother, what is one memory or her?" I cannot guarantee I won't make a filthy sex joke.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Volpone]

Many a great dish was invented by drunk people with kitchen leftovers. Tonight I crave olives. And grilled cheese. OR! Olives ON a grilled Swiss cheese bread. GENIUS!

Pizza. You're making pizza, dude.

(Now I kind of want to add some Ragu and maybe a slice of ham.)

 

[Volpone]

For various reasons, I added raisins. Grilled Swiss cheese with raisins (and olives in this case) is pretty yummy.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Loktar]

For various reasons, I added raisins. Grilled Swiss cheese with raisins (and olives in this case) is pretty yummy.

Raisins on a pizza? Blech. Congrats on your fruitcake with cheese.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mirah]

If you're Facebook Friends with me and you make a post like "For those of you who knew my Mother, what is one memory or her?" I cannot guarantee I won't make a filthy sex joke.

Why?

 

[Volpone]

Why do people touch things that have "WET PAINT" signs on them or hot plates right after the waitress says "be careful, the plate is hot"?

 

[Mirah]

So you are stupid. Got it.

 

[Volpone]

That you think that says more about you than it does about me.

 

[Mirah]

So you have no impulse control.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Do NOT get "Cotton Eyed Joe" stuck in your head.

 

[Loktar]

Do NOT get "Cotton Eyed Joe" stuck in your head.

Better stuck in my head than on my penis.

https://extrachill.com/cotton-eye-joe-meaning

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Volpone]

You know who had a good job? Jabba the Hutt. I wanna lay on a couch and host a non-stop party with a house band and a girl in a bikini on a leash.

 

[Mirah]

 

[Mirah]

If you're Facebook Friends with me and you make a post like "For those of you who knew my Mother, what is one memory or her?" I cannot guarantee I won't make a filthy sex joke.

One of my friends who is a pastor just posted that his father had passed away, using almost these same exact words and so I thought it would be funny to post about how I shagged his dad good. Soo funny! I mean I just couldn't resist myself, you were right, it was just like those wet paint signs. Wow. He was 95 too, quite the spry old fucker!