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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?
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Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I wonder whatever happened to her. Did she morph into Reese Witherspoon?
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Jogging along with a dog on a leash in combat boots on uneven ground covered by 2-4" of powdery snow with random icy spots for 2 hours a day is a better leg workout than I'd like to have. So tired.
Oh, and trying to learn songs on the ukulele is surprisingly tiring too. Different kind of tiring...well, mostly, but your hands, forearms, and fingers get tired too.
Oh, and trying to learn songs on the ukulele is surprisingly tiring too. Different kind of tiring...well, mostly, but your hands, forearms, and fingers get tired too.
Love Child
One Love
I think I would have a crush on Belinda Carlisle too. I still remember a guy telling me about a crush he had on a local female reporter. He said that he thought her mouth was sexy.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
She's no dummy. She knew there might be certain... advantages... involved
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I nominate this woman to rule the world.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Now THIS was GROOMING
MODMAN
New member
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I'm not sure I can exactly recommend this, but it's certainly different.
MODMAN
New member
Going for a walk on the beach tonight - real scorcher today.
Also, something has been bothering me. Who exactly was Big Fat Fanny? And why was she such a naughty nanny? We shall assume the naughtiness refers to sexual activities.
1) She was 'naughty' with the husband of the family she nannied for. Understandable and common.
2) She was naughty with the wife of the family she nannied for. Understandable, perhaps not as common, but incredibly sexy to ponder.
2) She was naughty with the children. Fuuuuuck.
We can only hope it was 1) or 2).
Fun fact: Freddie Mercury once hosted a party with women writhing around in a bath full of calf liver.
Also, something has been bothering me. Who exactly was Big Fat Fanny? And why was she such a naughty nanny? We shall assume the naughtiness refers to sexual activities.
1) She was 'naughty' with the husband of the family she nannied for. Understandable and common.
2) She was naughty with the wife of the family she nannied for. Understandable, perhaps not as common, but incredibly sexy to ponder.
2) She was naughty with the children. Fuuuuuck.
We can only hope it was 1) or 2).
Fun fact: Freddie Mercury once hosted a party with women writhing around in a bath full of calf liver.
The Question
Eternal
Yeah, fuck you, shitbird, I'm not dead, and I'm not dying before you do, either. Fuckin' FOBbit motherfucker.