Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[The Question]

In "Star Wars," Luke's legal guardians warn him to stay away from the creepy old dude who lives by himself in the middle of the desert and goes around in a bathrobe. But Luke winds up with him anyway. And the first thing he does, after finding out Luke's uncle and aunt have been violently murdered, is take him to a gay bar in the seediest city on the planet.

No wonder Luke ended up making out with his sister later. The degeneracy was strong with that one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Insurance people might as well be vultures.

 

[whisky]

I just sucked two flies up with the hoover, I guess I'm going to hell now.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

I just sucked two flies up with the hoover, I guess I'm going to hell now.

My dog likes to hunt and kill groundhogs. And then carry them home to rot in the yard. I officially got tired of burying them so I turned a disused septic tank (that has a handy, groundhog-sized vent cover) into a groundhog crypt. So if you're going to hell for accidentally killing a couple flies, I don't want to know what circle of hell I'm going to.

 

[whisky]

It wasn't an accident, I was chasing them around the room with it.tonhe fair I opened the back door and tried to get them to leave first but they wouldn't go.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[The Question]

My dog likes to hunt and kill groundhogs. And then carry them home to rot in the yard. I officially got tired of burying them so I turned a disused septic tank (that has a handy, groundhog-sized vent cover) into a groundhog crypt. So if you're going to hell for accidentally killing a couple flies, I don't want to know what circle of hell I'm going to.

Isn't that how the movie Poltergeist was set up? Wait, no... well... close enough.

 

[The Question]

It wasn't an accident, I was chasing them around the room with it.tonhe fair I opened the back door and tried to get them to leave first but they wouldn't go.

Well, that's totally on them, then.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Sometimes, but only sometimes I am haunted by the vision of Bob Geldof shaving his nipples off in the movie "Pink Floyd - The Wall"

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

Only if her last name is back.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[The Question]

Moral of the story: Not putting in range time makes you a bad person.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]