28.11 - Jackie Chiles arrives in jail to serve as George's lawyer. He says George's defence should be that George is too physically weak to have been the one who bashed Puddy. George says he can't do that because Elaine would then know the truth and never fuck him again. Jackie slaps George across the face (the guards just shrug) and says Elaine is probably getting eaten out by Tim Whately the dentist right now and has made it clear George will never see her pussy again. In hospital, Unle Leo visits Jerry. The doctors tell Leo that Jerry is refusing to go home. Jerry explains to Leo that he's seen terrible things and been a victim of terrible acts of violence and can't face going home. Leo says he's done things worse than anything Kramer could dream of and Jerry shouldn't be scared of him. He says Jerry should beat the shit out of Kramer with a sock full of pool balls and tell him that if he ever becomes the evil dictator ruler of the world Jerry will come back and finish him off. Jerry wonder how Leo found the strength to kill the man who slept with his wife in that crime of passion. Leo laughs and says that's just the killing the cops know about. He admits he sometimes kills people just to hear what their last words will be. Jerry asks when he last killed someone and Leo says "three days ago." Puddy wakes up from his coma and instantly starts screaming "IT WAS KRAMER, HE WAS THE ONE WHO BASHED ME." The cops come in and take Puddy's statement. Leo offers to put Puddy out of his misery but the doctor says he's expected to make a full recovery. Leo then whispers to Jerry that's he going to kill that doctor now. Jerry pulls his bed sheets up over his face and covers his ears with his pillow, completely unable now to cope with the horrors of the world. Elaine is sitting in Tim Whatley's dentist chair being eaten out by Whatley. He says he can't believe he's doing this and his loves his wife - who happens to be his dental nurse who could walk in at any moment - and doesn't want to risk his marriage. Elaine says he can take his tongue out of her any time he wants but Whatley keeps performing oral sex. "Yeah, that's what I thought, bitch," says Elaine. She looks through her address book on her phone for more guys to fuck. Super Kramer arrives at the bank where the hostages are being held. He tries to sneak in but there's a cop in the way. Suddenly he hears the voice of Estelle Costanza in his head saying "KILL HIM, TO SAVE THE INNOCENT." Kramer gleefully smashes the cop's head in with his Kramer Device and runs into the bank. The robbers are about to give up and free the hostages but Kramer starts running around and bashing them. One of the robbers panics and guns down two hostages. Kramer bashes in one of the hotage's skulls with his Kramer Device too and says "he looked like a robber!" afterwards. He walks out of the bank with the remaining hostages shaking in fear from him, his Kramer Device dripping with blood. The cops all aim their guns at Kramer so he grabs the nearest hostage and uses him as a human shield to escape. "Can you identify me?" he askes the hostage, when they get to a dark alley. "Uhh, no?" says the hostage. "YOU TOOK TOO LONG TO ANSWER!" says Kramer, and he beats the hostage to death. His mask his again flipped by itself so he is now SUPER VILLAIN KRAMER. At home, Estelle purrs in orgasmic delight. George is freed from jail after admitting the truth. He is told that he may still face charges for wasting police time and being such a cuck. Newman begs him to tell Kramer to come visit him and bring some heroin. George phones up Elain to ask if he can come home but when Elaine answers she just shouts "FUCK ME HARDER, BANYA" down the phone as she is currently fucking comedian Kenny Banya. With nowhere else to go, George goes to stay with his father Frank. Frank says nothing as he lets George in. He goes and sits down on his couch, staring at the wall opposite. George asks if Frank has a tv and he says no. "Join me, my son," he says. George sits down on the couch next to him and they both stare at the wall in silence.
