Who gives a single actual fuck about literally anything?

[CaptainWacky]

28.12 - Kramer can't believe all the poeple he's killed. He tries to take his SUPER KRAMER costume off but it appears to be welded to his skin now. He struggles hard and it flips to the SUPER VILLAIN KRAMER persona again. "Keep it on and kill more," he says, laughing. "I can just blame the suit!" He returns Newman's phone call and tells him not to stand near the outside wall in his prison cell. He goes up to a heroin dealer and asks for all his heroin. The dealer says no and Kramer smiles, fondling his Kramer device. "I was hoping you'd say that," he says, and we see him and flying towards the terrified dealer and blood squirting onto the camera lens. Jerry thinks that now that the cops are after Kramer he might be able to leave hospital and go home. Leo warns him that people like Kramer can't be stopped by the police and only vigilante justice can solve the Kramer Problem. He reveals that he is training Puddy to be his new avatar of violence as Leo is getting too old to murder. Jerry asks if they're only killing bad people like Kramer and Leo laughs. He then shows Jerry the heart of the doctor he murdered earlier, which he's been carrying around. He says it will be his final solo murder and the blood will be shared with Puddy from now on. Jerry wonders if he can get himself commited to a mental institution. Elaine admits to her friend Mindy that she's fucked every man she knows and yet she feels strangely hollow. She's even considering spending time with her children to see if she can feel any love towards them, that's how lonely she is. Mindy asks Elaine if she's ever taken a trip to the Isle of Lesbos. Elaine says she can't go on holiday right now. A handsome man walks by and Elaine say she's got to go. Mindy looks sad that Elaine didn't understand that she's a huge lesbian. Elaine runs up to the random handsome man and asks if she can suck him off. The man is disgusted and pushes Elaine into the gutter when she starts begging. Elaine lies in the dirty and begins to cry. "What have I become?" she asks the heavens. "WHAT HAVE I BEGUN?" George keeps staring at the wall with Frank. Frank says Geore may begin to see the secrets of life itself if he keeps staring. There is an eight minute scene of just George staring at the wall while Frank scratches himself. Finally George sees the face of his deceased ex-fiance Susan on the wall. Susan looks decaying and gross. George cries when he sees her and says he wishes he'd married her instead of Elaine. Susan asks George to be honest with her: did he intend to kill her with the cheap wedding invitations he gave her to lick? George admits he was hoping she'd die. Susan says that's what she thought and because she died like that she's burning in Hell now. Frank smiles when he notices George has an erection. Newman is in his cell having his fat folds fucked by his cellmate. Suddenly the back wall of the cell is blown up, the outside world now reachable. Newman's cellmate is killed by the bricks blowing into his face. Kramer stands outside, completely naked but for his hero/villain constume which now only covers his crotch and blood caked into his skin. Kramer invites Newman to join him. Newman is scared and says he doesn't want to know but Kramer holds up a huge bag of heroin. Newman sniffs the air and says "heroin!" and gleefully leaves the cell, spitting on his cellmate's corpse first. Cops surround Kramer and start firing on him without warning. His super suit suddenly covers his entire body like the Batmobile armour and the bullets just bounce off it. Newman then jumps on Kramer's back and Kramer flies high into the air, his suit now forming wings. Kramer asks Newman if he should kill the cops and Newman says "YEAH, FRY THEM!" and Kramer swopps down, shooting electicity out of his hands and roasting the cops. Estelle watches this on one tv and George and Frank on another. She smiles, saying everything is ahead of schedule. A mysterious figure wearing a hood congratulates Estelle but asks if they can trust Frank given that he and Estelle are divorced. Estelle says Frank sitll serves her and Satan whether he wants to or not. The woman says good and she can't wait to watch him and George die. She throws back her cloak, revealing that she is a zombie version of Susan.

 

[CaptainWacky]

28.13 - Kramer and Newman have landed on top of a skyscraper. Newman is off his face on heroin. Kramer is watching, smiling, happy for his friend. He says the killing is over and he and Newman can now travel America together in peace. Newman asks Kramer to try a little heroin. Kramer doesn't want to. The villain suit takes over Kramer and he thinks about snapping Newman's neck. He takes the heroin to calm down. He instantly has an insane psychedelic vision of the future where everyone is united in love...for Kramer. All the peoples of the world sing and dance to show their approval of Kramer, most of them naked. "Far out, man!" says Kramer. "But what about the people who DON'T worship the K-Man?" His vision then shifts to show a huge prison-like building with "DEATH CAMP" writteon on the side and thousands of sobbing non-believers being driven inside by Kramer-worshipping slavemasters with whips. "I NEED TO GET THIS FUCKING SUIT OFF!" says Kramer, flashing back to the present day. He claws at the super suit until his fingers bleed. Estelle watches, unhappy. She says Kramer should be completely under the suit's thrall by now and didn't count for heroin giving him moments of lucidity. Zombie Susan asks if this will be a problem but Estelle says maybe she just needs to be more direct with Kramer and says she's going to search for a transformation spell. George is staring at the wall, his erection gone. He starts crying. He tells Frank he's seen all the awful things he's done and maybe he deserves to die like Susan did. Frank says George doesn't deserve that and there's real evil in the world and it's not George. He starts crying too and say she'll miss George when he's gone. George asks "what do you mean, gone?" Zombie Susan, watching on the magic tv, shakes her fist and says the old man could ruin everything. Elaine wakes up on Mindy's sofa. Mindy says she found Elaine nearly frozen to death in the gutter so took her in. Elaine wonders if she should go home and check on her kids but Mindy says nah, they'll be fine. She tells Elaine just to relax and touches her comfortingly on the arm. Elaine says Mindy's touch is so warm. Mindy asks if she likes it and strokes Elaine's arm. Elaine admits she loves it. Mindy kisses Elaine and Elaine leans into it. Mindy says they should go to bed. Elaine says she really should check on her kids and says she doesn't like girls because she loves cock too much. Mindy says she just has to try it once and if she doesn't like it she can go home and feed her children. Elaine goes to the bedroom with Mindy and can't help but smile. Elaine and George's kids order a pizza for dinner with George's credit card. Jerry has self admitted himself to a mental hospital and is in a padded cell. He is speaking to his doctor through a video screen. He says he can finally relax and he's safe now away from his serial killer uncle and his neighbour who is destined to become the next Hitler. Suddenly, there are screams from outside. Jerry can see his doctor begging someone not to kill him before he is stabbed with a samurair sword. Uncle Leo and and Puddy are clearly visible on the screen, covered in blood. Leo says "Jerry, HELLO!" Jerry throws himself against the padded wall of his cell, hoping he can somehow snap his own neck. The door to his cell opens and Leo and Puddy are standing there. Leo says he is on a mission from God to stop Kramer and Jerry must join him and Puddy. Jerry sighs and leaves the hospital. Everyone else there is dead. Kramer and Newman plan to move to Australia together where if Kramer can't stop killing people at least they'll just be Australians. Kramer goes back to his aparment to pick up some stuff but is shocked to see a beautiful naked woman inside. She says she is Kramer's ex girlfriend and wants him to fuck her. Kramer says he doesn't remember her but his brain has been scrambled lately with the evil suit, all the murders and the heroin, so she's probably telling the truth. They start to fuck. In the mirror, the audience see Kramer fucking the naked body of 85 year old Estelle Costanza, who is wearing some kind of magical disguise.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

28.14 - Estelle has been riding Kramer for hours. He appears to be completely under the power of her witch pussy now. She reveals her true form to him and he doesn't react, just continues fucking her. Estelle smiles and says Kramer can finally learn the truth. Estelle was once human, but hundreds of years ago. She was burned at the stake for being a witch and her soul condemned to Hell. She seduced Satan and took over the place in her new demon body. As Satan was still the official ruler of Hell she had to manipulate him into letting her return to Earth, where she promised to prepare it for Satan's arrival. That was sixty years ago and she has grown old and frail in the human body she has to wear on Earth. She married Frank Costanza for one reason and one reason only: so she coudl birth a human son to him, a son who could then be sacrificed by his own human father in order to open the gates of Hell. Satan will then enter the human body prepared for him: Kramer's body. The suit Kramer wears is a demon Estelle bred in order to transform Kramer into the perfect vessel for Satan. Kramer must give himself willingly to the Dark Lord, which is why the suit and Estelle's witch pussy have to seduce him. Kramer will retain some of his own identity even with Satan inside and will enslave the world in a uniquely Kramer way. She asks Kramer if he understands and he says she does. She adds there's just one more thing Kramer must do now. He must kill Newman. George tries to leave his father's house but finds all the doors nailed shut. He pleads with Frank to free him and says Elaine is probably off fucking half of New York and Frank's grandkids need their father. Frank says they have pizza. George asks how he knows. Zombie Susan then slithers out from under the couch and says she told him. George clutches his chest, perhaps having a heart attack at the sight of his zombified ex-fiance. Frank says George isn't supposed to know about the portal under the sofa. Susan said it doesn't matter as Estelle just sent the word: Kramer has been corrupted. George dies tonight and Satan will walk the Earth. Frank falls to his knees crying. George says "GEORGE IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK!" Elaine strokes a sleeping Mindy's hair. Elaine says she feels much less full of hatred towards the world now. She says this is the longest she's been away from the Costanza house for years and wonders if it was cursed by a witch or something. She feels a chill in the air. Jerry is walking through the woods with Leo and Puddy. Leo explains his backstory to Jerry: sixty years ago he met the young Estelle and deteced the presence of pure evil in her with his heightened senses. God then came to him in a dream and told Leo that he must one day fight to save the world against Estelle's unholy legions and to do so he must become the ultimate killer. He said everything he's done, all the poeple he's killed, it's all been in service of the Lord. He just happened to also really enjoy it. Leo said he realised that he's getting too old and needs an apprentice. Jerry assumes he means Puddy. Leo says no...he hasn't decided if it will be Puddy or Jerry yet. He then throws two knives to the ground and tells Jerry and Puddy to fight to the death. Jerry says he won't fight Puddy but Puddy grabs one of the knives and slashes at Jerry. Jerry has no choice to fight back and lunges for the other knife. Kramer goes to see Newman, carrying the Kramer Device. Newman asks what took Kramer so long. Kramer says things have changed. Newman asks Kramer if he wants some more heroin. Kramer appears tempted for a moment but says no then swings the Kramer Device. Bood spatters on the camera lens. We cut to Estelle looking orgasmic. Jerry rises from the ground, covered in blood. Puddy's dead body lies at his feet. Jerry says he understands now and will serve God as His ultimate killer. Leo smiles and says good as his Leo Senses have just told him that Satan's arrival is imminent.

 

[CaptainWacky]

28.15 - Frank begs George not to die of his heart attack because he has to sacrifice George to Satan. Susan rolls her eyes and says George can't even die right. Frank says it's her fault for scaring his boy. Susan says she will feed on Frank's flesh when this is all over. She drags George through the portal and Frank follows. They arrive in the old Costanza house, where George and Elaine lived their married life. Estelle is there wearing leather dominatrix gear. The kids are eating pizza and appear unbothered by Zombie Susan. Estelle hands Frank the sacred blade and says it's time to kill George and he has to do it fast before George dies from his heart problem. George has gone completely red and is banging his chest with his fist saying "GEORGE LIKES HIS CHICKEN SPICY" having apparently lost his mind. Suddenly there is a knocked at the door. Estelle tells Zombie Suan to kill whoever is there. Susan opens the door and it's Jerry and Uncle Leo, both coated in Puddy's blood. Jerry instantly slahes Zombie Susan's throat and laughs, saying it feels good to kill. Leo says he has to chop the Zombie's head off. Estelle shoots at them with force lightning but misses, hitting Susan instead and setting her on fire. Another portal opens and Kramer steps through. Estelle smiles evily, saying it is time. Elaine then comes in and asks what the fuck is going on. She tries to get to her kids but Frank throws her to the ground. Estelle asks Kramer if he's ready to accept Satan into his body and Kramer is so turned on by her that he can't answer. Jerry and Leo try to get to Estelle. Frank chops Leo's head off with the sacred blade and Jerry is shocked. Frank shouts "SERENITY NOW!" and holds the blade high above his head with George at his feet. Estelle tells him to do it now. But before Frank can swing the blade down, Elaine smashes the back of his head in with "world's greatest dad" trophy. Elaine says George might be useless in bed but she still married him and no one gets to kill him but her. Estelle says she will kill Elaine and tells Kramer to kill Jerry. Kramer says "hey buddy" as he and Jerry face off. Kramer says he tried to fight it but the power of Estelle's demon witch pussy is just too strong. He admits he's been wanking to Estelle for years, to be honest, ever since he accidentally toucher her boobs when he "stopped short" with her in his car that one time. Jerry says less talk more killing and stabs Kramer in the shoulder. Kramer laughs like a maniac and says he feels no pain now. He kicks Jerry to the ground and pulls out his Kramer Device. Suddenly he looks down and sees that George and Elaine's son his stabbed him in the leg with a syringe. Estelle asks what the fuck just happens then notices that her grandaughter has just stabbed her in the leg with a syringe too. Elaine asks where the fuck her kids got needles from and they say UNCLE NEWMAN gave them to them with instructions to stab Kramer and Estelle! Newman walks out of the shadows, revealing he has been hiding there the whole time and only has one arm now. He says when Kramer was going to kill him he put the thought of heroin in Kramer's head and that was enough for Kramer to only maim him. The old Kramer came back for a moment and said that only heroin can free his mind when Estelle's pussy takes over. And he figures heroin would probably hurt her too. Elaine runs over and hugs her kids. George sits up, his heart attack apparently over, and says "GEORGE LOVES HIS FAMILY!" Kramer says the heroin has restored his mind. Estelle shoots at him with Force Lightning but Kramer holds the Kramer Device up and its somehow absorbs the lightning. Kramer then uses the charged Kramer Device to pry the demon suit off his body. It tries to possess George instead but Leo's headless body jumps in its path then wanders off into the night. "Uncle Leo?" asks Jerry but there's no time for questions as Estelle screams that she will bring the whole house down and kill them all. Kramer looks at Jerry and they nod to each other. They each grab one end of the Kramer Device and run at Estelle, clotheslining her head clean off. Leo's had then shouts from the floor and their kind can survive such things and they must destroy Estelle's head. Kramer smashes her head into dust with the Kramer Device and collapses from exhaustion. George starts crying realising that both his parents are dead and his whole life he was just being kept alive to be slaughtered like an animal for Satan. Elaine says at least he still has her and they kiss. Elaine then tells George she has a girlfriend now and if Geroge wants her back then Mindy has to share their bed. George says "GEROGE IS GETTING AROUSED!" The kids ask what "aroused" means and everyone laughs. Newman says his works is done here and and overdoses on heroin. He goes into a coma. Jerry asks Leo's head what he should do now. Leo says that Satan's return has only been postponed and Jerry must continue to kill so that he is strong enough to kill the next crazy old woman who tries to raise the Devil. Jerry nods and says he'll start by killing...Leo. He stomps Leo's head to death as Leo smiles, proud of his nephew. Kramer says he'll stay with Newman in the hospital until he wakes up. The episode apparently ends but then we see Leo's headless body walking the streets. It stops moving, as the head is now dead, but the demon jumps from it and possess Tim Whateley who is sleeping on the streets, kicking out by his wife after fucking Elaine one too many times. Zombie Susan, badly burned but still unalive, walks over to Tim and smiles. She says it is not over.

 

[CaptainWacky]

28.16 - Jerry is doing stand-up comedy at a club. He is getting a lot of laughs for his jokes about airline peanuts and Jeopardy. He then says "And what's the deal with your uncle telling you to kill people? You want to do it. You want to slaughter everyone you see on the street. You want to pull out a machine gun and mow down everyone in this club right now. But murder is illegal! You didn't think of THAT, Uncle Leo! Murdering to stop Satan's return...that defence won't stand up in court!" The audience look confused and scared. Jerry says "Oh come on, we've all been there!" After the show the owner of the club tells Jerry he can't perform there anymore as there have been complaints. Jerry has a violent fantasy about murdering the club owner but then nods and says his time as a comic is over. He knows what he must do now. He must bathe in human blood. The club owner says good luck! At home, Kramer can't sleep. He gets up and strokes his Kramer device. "You want me to kill again? No! I can't! I can't be a villain, but I can't be a super hero either. The temptation to kill will be too much! DO NOT TEMPT ME FURTHER, KRAMER DEVICE!" He slides it under his bed. He calls up the hospital to ask how comatose Newman is doing. The hospital tell him that Newman's body has gone missing. At George and Elaine's house, Mindy tells them she's had enough. She loves sleeping with Elaine but every time George touches her or touches Elaine in her presence it makes Mindy's skin crawl. George says Mindy should have told them she was all the way lesbian instead of bi. Mindy says she IS bi it's just that George disgusts her. George tells her to get out. Elaine sighs and says they need to find another bisexual woman to join them in bed, one who isn't turned off by George. George says it can wait a few days and maybe they can just sleep together just the two of them until them but Elaine says fuck no they need one right now. She says they have to go out and look for one but they can't leave the kids with George's parents because they both died in a violent Santanic ritual last week. George shrugs and says they could get Jerry to watch the kids so they grab the kids and drag them over to Jerry's. Kramer goes to Jerry's door to find out if he knows what's happened to Newman. Jerry answers the door completely naked and covered in blood. He smiles at Kramer and invites him in. Kramer recoils in fear and says he can't get back into old habits. Jerry says he hasn't killed anyone then spreads more blood over his body with a severed human leg. Kramer says he recognises that leg. Jerry offers Kramer another severed leg. Kramer can't help but accept and steps into Jerry's aparment. Newman is lying on the couch, still a coma and with both his legs sawn off. Jerry says Newman will just overdose on heroin again as soon as he comes out of the coma and he doesn't need legs for that. Kramer looks shocked at first but then aroused. He says maybe Newman doesn't need arms either. Jerry smiles and hands him a hacksaw. We zoom in on a clock on Jerry's wall and the hands turn to one hour later. George and Elaine arrive at Jerry's aparment with the kids. They find the door opened and Geroge says it strinks. Elaine tells the kids to wait outside. They go in and find all that is left of Newman is his decapitated head on Jerry's couch. George falls to his knees crying sayin it's beginning again. Newman's head suddenly opens its eyes and says "HE IS COMING. HE IS COMING BACK." A portal opens in the ceiling above them and a man drops through it. He has a completely metal body and, somehow, Newman's head but older on top of it. Metal Newman says he's come from the future to warn them that Jerry and Kramer are about to massacre everyone in the entire United States in an unthinkable orgy of blood and violence. George and Elaine must stop them. Elaine sighs. Outside, we see Zombie Susan and the demon-possessed Tim Whateley slowly slouching towards Jerry's apartment building.

 

[CaptainWacky]

28.17 - Jerry and Kramer are in the back of a van with a male and female hippy. Jerry and Kramer are both in their underpants and covered in Newman's blood but the hippies are too high to notice. The girl hippy asks if Jerry and Kramer are lovers but Jerry scoffs and says no. Kramer wants to know why Jerry laughed at the idea as Kramer thinks he's quite the catch. Jerry tells him to shut up, all that matters is the blood they will soon shed. The hippies say this is far out, dude. Kramer says many will have to die to bring about the new order but Super Kramer will be a benevolent ruler...unless Super VILLAIN Kramer takes over at some point. Jerry asks what the fuck is he talking about. All that matters is that they kill as many people as possible. Death is the only thing that's real. The hippies say this is really deep, dude. Kramer says he doesn't see things quite as bleakly as Jerry and the Kramer Device told him he has a higher purpose than just bringing death. The hippies say they have a "higher" purpose of their own, dude. Jerry is angry and brutally stabs both hippies to death, their blood spraying all over Kramer and the back of the van. Kramer asks why the fuck he did that, without at least letting Kramer in on it. Jerry says he's sick of Kramer's shit and he hopes he doesn't have to destroy Kramer. Kramer whips out the Kramer device and goes face to face with Jerry, telling him he'd like to see Jerry try. Jerry then spontaneously sticks his tongue into Kramer's mouth and they makeout, saliva mixing with the blood of Newman and the hippies. They begin wanking each other off as Kramer says "FINALLY!" At Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine are still shocked by the Newman from the future with the metal body. George asks how he can be alive when his dead head is lying on the couch. Future Newman says the head is still alive as he did so much heroin that it preserved his brain somehow. George says this makes sense. Elaine says she doesn't care and is going to find her kids who have wandered off. Future Newman reveals that he visited his younger self a year ago to warn him of what Jerry and Kramer would do to the world and it drove his younger self insane, leading to the heroin addiction which ironically preserved his brain. He said his head was put in this new body in the future by the leaders of the Rebllion Against Jerramer. George looks excited and asks if he's one of the leaders but Future Newman laughs and says no, George is long dead by that point. George is getting upset! Elaine goes outside looking for the kids and sees them being dragged away by Zombie Susan and Evil Tim Whateley. She runs out into the road yelling for them to stop and is run over by a taxi. Jerry and Kramer wake up lying next to each other in the back of the van. Kramer strokes Jerry's hair and says that he will make Jerry his Vice President when he takes over the world. Jerry says he still hasn't changed his mind and tells Kramer of the vision he had of Kramer ruling the world as a ruthless dictator. Kramer says that doesn't sound so bad and his eyes flash black, showing that Super Villain Kramer has taken over. Jerry says maybe if he gets to kill a billion people it will be okay. The hippy driving the van shouts back that they have arrived. The van stops and Jerry and Kramer get out. The hippy driver goes into the back and is heard shouting "OH GOD NO THEY'RE BOTH DEAD" when he finds his friends. Kramer and Jerry hold hands and walk away from the van. We see that they have arrived in Washington D.C.

 

[jack]

That was kind of scary, considering my emotional relationship with that series.

I had no idea you felt that way

 

[CaptainWacky]

you didn't watch season 28?

 

[CaptainWacky]

28.18 - Kramer and Jerry are standing at the Washington monument. Kramer's eyes are still black. Many people are there but none are paying attention to Kramer. He takes out the Kramer Device and Jerry smiles. "Begin the slaughter," says Seinfeld. Kramer holds the Kramer Device high above his head but suddenly a bolt of lightning hits it from the cloudless sky. Kramer is electrocuted and falls to the ground apparently dead, his body burned and smoke rising. "No," cries Jerry, cradling Kramer's corpse in his arms. "I just found you. I JUST FOUND YOU." Elaine wakes up in a bed in a dark room. She wonders where she is and what just happened. She remembers she was looking for her children and calls out for him. "We're here, mother," they reply in unison. She can see them standing in the shadows but can't make out their faces. Tim Whateley and Zombie Susan step out of the shadows and stand over Elaine. Tim says he saved her life by performing emergency surgery after Elaine was ran over by a car. Elaine asks isn't he a dentist. Tim says yes, he did surgery on her teeth. Susan holds up a mirror and Elaine opens her mouth. She screams in shock when it's reveal that all her teeth have been replaced by metal teeth. Zoom in on the teeth and then inside Elaine's body, we see nanoprobes heading out of the teeth and down the roots into the nerves and into the rest of her body. Tim says it's the perfect marriage of magic and science. Susan says Elaine is lucky she has teeth and opens her mouth, revealing no teeth but many live maggots writhing around. Elaine tries to get up but Tim tells her not to fight the nanoprobes, soon it will be all over. Elaine looks at her kids and they smile, showing they have metal teeth now too. Tim says this will be a hell of a story to tell when he next writes into Penthouse. George and Future Newman (I'll just call him Newman from now on!) are still in Jerry's apartment. Newman says they have to get to Washington D.C. fast as there's a chance George can stop this if he talks to Jerry. He says in the original timeline George got distracted by "lesser matters" and it allowed Kramer to grow in power too fast. George says why is he talking to Jerry if Kramer is the real threat but Newman says the beast has two heads and the only hope is to turn them against each other. If Kramer and Jerry begin to fight, it will allow Newman to creat a static time bubble and trap them in an alternate empty universe, forever engaged in combat. George says that makes sense. A portal opens in front of them, showing a view of Elaine in bed with Zombie Susan and Tim the Sexy Evil Dentist standing over her. Susan says George let her die but there's still time to save Elaine. George tells Newman he has to save Elaine but Newman slaps him. He says Kramer and Jerry will kill a billion people in the first year of their orgy of blood and evil. Elaine is just one woman. George says he knows Newman used to wank over Elaine and remembers Newman showing him cum tributes he'd made of her. Newman twitches but says NEVERTHELESS Elaine isn't worth saving over the rest of the world. George says Newman is right and sighs and shouts "SERENITY NOW" to help him deal with the fact that he's leaving his wife to be murdered by a zombie and dentist in favour of stopping his friends from killing a billion people. A crow of people have gathered around Jerry and dead Kramer. They ask Jerry if his boyfriend is alright. Jerry's face suddenly goes hard and he reaches for his knife, intending to kill as many people as he can before the cops gun him down. Suddenly Kramer's eyes open. He is risen! Jerry holds off on the stabbing as he watches in awe as Kramer rises to his feet. Kramer smiles and suddenly is floating in the sky. He flies up to the top of the Washington Monument. Jerry has an obvious erection. Kramer starts to speak and somehow all the people below can hear. More and more people start to arrive. Kramer says "I have been reborn! For I had to die to truly live. God has given me my full powers back. And I will use these powers to tell you all the truth. You are NOTHING COMPARED TO KRAMER. You are ants! I could burn you all with Kramer Lightning right now. But instead...I will let you kill each other. For I am God now. He has made me the new Messiah, given me Earth to rule over. And I demand blood! KILL EACH OTHER. FOR YOUR GOD. FOR A NEW KRAMERICA!" People begin killing each other as Kramer watches, pleased. Jerry starts stabbing people but then looks sad. He looks up at Kramer. Somehow Kramer sense Jerry looking at him and makes Jerry levitate into the air. "Kramer, this is wrong!" says Jerry. Suddenly the blackness disappears from Kramer's eyes and he becomes Super Hero Kramer again. "Oh no, they're killing each other!" he says. "I'm supposed to be protecting them from themselves! I better tell them to stop!" He shouts "STOP KILLING EACH OTHER!" at the people and they look confused. Many are already dead. "No, I mean it's wrong that you're not down there killing people wit me!" says Jerry. "Oh," says Kramer. Suddenly he spots something in the distance. Newman's mail truck has arrived. Newman and George step out. "Looks like we're too late for words!" says George. "I let Elaine die for nothing! SERENITY NOW!" Newman shakes his head. "There may still be a chance for you to make a difference," he says. "But first...WE FIGHT!" Newman's arms transform into machine guns.