Why did Eggs LIE?

[eloisel]

some people's eggs lie, mine are laid, then I have them with a cup of coffee and a slice of buttered wheat toast and orange marmalade. I think my eggs are happier than those that just lie.

 

[Enkephalen]

I prefer mine poached on sprouted grain toast, coffee and some orange juice. Ah, breakfast the best meal of the day.

 

[satan mcevil]

Eggs and Ultros should be locked in a cage and have a good old sissy slap fight.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Eggs and Ultros should be locked in a cage and have a good old sissy slap fight.

 

[satan mcevil]

Well since you have your mouth open I have something to stick in it.

 

[Donovan]

LOL, oh lord, you're a tease aren't you?

I prefer my chick fights with an unobstructed view.

 

[Ultros]

satan mcevil You may very well be the worst troll ever.

 

[Gagh]

I don't know what is worse, your shitty trolling or your inability to post what you mean, meh it's a toss up.

Obviously, we are all in awe of the mighty, 'Satan McEvil', whose reputation across multiple boards for impeccable post construction, and witty trolling techniques is much publicised.

Or, maybe, you simply spew more shit than myself when in ultra-spam mode?

Gotta be the latter. Sorry, kid.

 

[Conchaga]

he's not shakira's hips.