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Women, in general, are insane

Yeah, like totally! I've already started to inform my fellow Germans of this fact! Turns out it all was some great misunderstanding!!!
 
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Awww shucks, that's too bad, Daystrom, but I make it a rule not to show my pussy to men who score more than 139 on the Stanford-Binet.... the intellectual gap, you know? So sorry!!!
 
Dammit Gear, I've counted on Dono to make another longish post so I could post "Oh quit whining already, bitch" and totally be teh vinner before we come to that conclusion!
Spoilsport.

I already forgot what we were talking about. I had it, then you said you weren't wearing panties...and then it was gone.

Damn game-playing woman!
 
And here I thought I couldn't get more straight-forward than that lol! ~sigh, some men just can't be satisfied...
 
Awww shucks, that's too bad, Daystrom, but I make it a rule not to show my pussy to men who score more than 139 on the Stanford-Binet.... the intellectual gap, you know? So sorry!!!

But the pussy Il, is it hairy. This doesnt have to get any more complicated than it has to yknow. If you're feeling a little insecure about whatever you see as a gap (and I know you don't 'really' feel that way so stop) let me handle everything.

Seriously.
 
Yeah, you're right, that was a cop-out - you're really not that much smarter than my pussy.

Anyway, in the spirit of this thread - you hold nothing of interest for me besides making fun of you. Your attempts at trolling are uninspired, the pics I've seen (if what TCON posted on another board was really you, that is) clearly show that not even the way looked ten years ago would have attracted my interest, and having to witness you begging for female attention on an mb is killing the rest of pity I would otherwise have.
So, you know, there really is nothing I would willingly give to you, least of all my precious pussy.

Simple enough for you?
 
Yeah, you're right, that was a cop-out - you're really not that much smarter than my pussy.

Anyway, in the spirit of this thread - you hold nothing of interest for me besides making fun of you. Your attempts at trolling are uninspired, the pics I've seen (if what TCON posted on another board was really you, that is) clearly show that not even the way looked ten years ago would have attracted my interest, and having to witness you begging for female attention on an mb is killing the rest of pity I would otherwise have.
So, you know, there really is nothing I would willingly give to you, least of all my precious pussy.

Simple enough for you?

Quote of the week.
 
Yeah, you're right, that was a cop-out - you're really not that much smarter than my pussy.

Anyway, in the spirit of this thread - you hold nothing of interest for me besides making fun of you. Your attempts at trolling are uninspired, the pics I've seen (if what TCON posted on another board was really you, that is) clearly show that not even the way looked ten years ago would have attracted my interest, and having to witness you begging for female attention on an mb is killing the rest of pity I would otherwise have.
So, you know, there really is nothing I would willingly give to you, least of all my precious pussy.

Simple enough for you?


If your pussy were all that precious you'd be playing with for me on webcam right now. As for what I looked like 10 years ago lets talk about what you look like today, a tune I can name in two notes hon: "Green thumbs". You dig?

I knew that you could. At any rate, spare me the simpleton routine and get on the other stick and I'm talking the one that rotates at three speeds.
 
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