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Words to live by!

Good sex is relative.
 
Good sex WITH relatives is wrong.
 
Morals are limiting.
 
If you can get away with it, do it.
 
Don't ask, don't tell.
 
Never tell your grandma she's full of shit. It will not end well.
 
Cancer is not an excuse to guilt others into giving you attention.
 
There is no one more important than you. Except that other guy.
 
Plastic surgery is false advertising and fake boobs are unfortunate.
 
Hormel Foods does not appreciate the internet association with SPAM.
 
Circle jerks and themed orgies can be fun.
 
Being at work is a poor way to spend an otherwise great day.
 
It's better to have loved and lost than to never have lost at all.
 
The best things in life are not actually "things"
 
RAPE is wrong.
 
God is smarter than you, whoever the fuck he/she/it is.
 
Don't do ANYTHING that Menty wouldn't do.
 
You're here. You officially beat the odds.
 
Be an ornament to the countenance of truth, a crown to the brow of fidelity, a pillar of the temple of righteousness, a breath of life to the body of mankind, an ensign of the hosts of justice, a luminary above the horizon of virtue, a dew to the soil of the human heart, an ark on the ocean of knowledge, a sun in the heaven of bounty, a gem on the diadem of wisdom, a shining light in the firmament of thy generation, a fruit upon the tree of humanity.


And slap people upside the head who fuck with you.
 
All women are whores except your mother.
 
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