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Words to live by!

Define art for yourself.
 
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed
 
God is not an angry sky-father, harshly judging you from on-high. That's just silly.
 
God wears a beer-stained wifebeater and watches daytime television. Rejoice!
 
"If you are going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
Getting naked is a luxury not a right. Please don't flaunt it if you DON'T got it.
 
Hell is not a destination. It is a state of being.
 
Heaven is strict and limiting. Stay off the grass.
 
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778
 
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." - Douglas Adams
 
Take time to smell the roses. Don't forget to remove your gas mask.
 
All eventualities are possible; all possibilities eventual...
 
You must die to your old ways. Sacrifice yourself.
 
"If you light yourself on fire, the world will pay to watch you burn" - Course of Empire
 
Suicide is a victimless crime.
 
Sound bites are irresponsible.
 
"One size fits all" does not include Big Dick McGee.
 
Zits are not attractive, nor do they taste good.
 
cacoethes scribendi?
 
^ p.s. can't get the two little dots over the first 'e' on this stupid 'puter...if someone knows how to do it, let me know.
 
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