Words to live by!

[curiousa2z]

* edited cuz still didn't work

 

[Kerb Crawler]

cacoethes scribendi?

Just because I'm at work doesn't mean I'm working.

Wandering minds ought to know.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Whoring about only belittles us both. But the money's good.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Learn to lie effectively. Practice in the mirror or on your mom.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Do as I say, not as I do.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Do the voodoo that you do with vigor.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Payday is the best of all bi-weekly holidays.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

^ p.s. can't get the two little dots over the first 'e' on this stupid 'puter...if someone knows how to do it, let me know.

cacoëthes

Ask, and ye shall receive. (<-- More words to live by.)

 

[curiousa2z]

^howdja do that on the keyboard?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I inserted it as a symbol in Word first and then pasted it here.

 

[curiousa2z]

oh.
never thought of that.
thanks!

 

[Uranium 4]

Spamming is for the big boys

 

[curiousa2z]

Somebody spamming in the MF?????
OMG!
Where???!!!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Spam? No way! These are all to be collected later and published upon an unsuspecting world.

Virgins and vagabonds will all bow at the obvious wisdom of KC and Teh Menty.

Frolicksome maidens will be overtaken by the vespers! VESPERS, I say!

VESPERS!

 

[Gagh]

Why deny spam IT IS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

^ More words to live by?

 

[Mandi]

If God meant for life to be torture, we would have been born with shackles on our wrists.

 

[Gagh]

NEVER SHAVE USING ANOTHER MAN'S SEVERED HAND AND WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED - A PERVERT MIGHT BE WATCHING OR SOMETHING.

 

[curiousa2z]

^wow! wise words to live by!
here's mine:

NARF.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Never cook bacon while in the nude.