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YEAR LONG DIARY THREAD (2008)

May 30 - turned my ankle, smashed my favourite funky orange latté cup, found two dead hummingbirds while weeding ( must've smashed into my little old ladie's back yard window and broken thir necks), it's pouring rain out, and I just realised I forgot to get someone to record the LOST finale last night while I was out. Is the week over now?
 
May 30: Got an "Above and Beyond" award for being a positive role model at work.(yeah I'm surprised too) Was given a $5 Dunkin' Donuts gift card with it as well.
 
June 1: THERE IS NOTHING TO DO TODAY. It's raining, and hot and ICK ICK ICK. Plus no one is spamming ANYWHERE. I think everyone hates me.
 
1 June: I LOVE YEW CASSIE BONC!

Staying in. Was thinking of going downtown to see Sex and the City but it's been sold out in New York all weekend. I'll see a late show after work Monday night.

IT BEAT INDY THIS WEEKEND! HA!
 
June 1st. Worked out at the gym for the first time this week. Played drums for an hour afterwards so my stress levels have finally subsided.

My wife did gratis massage for the triatheletes at the Burlington Ironman competition today and that was beyond inspirational.

Being a groupie/roadie can be fun sometimes.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
1 June: I LOVE YEW CASSIE BONC!

Staying in. Was thinking of going downtown to see Sex and the City but it's been sold out in New York all weekend. I'll see a late show after work Monday night.

IT BEAT INDY THIS WEEKEND! HA!
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Films are "sold out"?? How odd.
 
1/6/2008 - Lost is over for another year. At least Big Brother starts soon. Should I develop a personality outside of tv shows? Nah.
 
June1st - foot below ankle is raspberry with a swish of grape...even though it's stupid, spent the day digging up and re-planting my white lilac from the front. - figure if they can cut down 80 year old trees a white lilac will mean nothing...
buried the two hummingbirds side by side under the flowering dogwood. so perfect and tiny. :(
 
June 5th: My stepsister came by with her kid, spent most of the day hanging out with the kid. We fed the neighbors cows some peaches.. but it's too hot to do much outside things right now.
 
BUMP!

6/7/08-Going out to a Block Party featuring my favorite local band Ten Year Vamp. See ya all later tonight!
 
June 7th, 2008 - Caturday

7:00 - Daily stretching.
8:00 - Breakfast and rape.
9:00 - Rape.
10:00 - Rape.
11:00 - Rape.
12:00 - Lunch and rape.
1:00 - Rape.
2:00 - Rape.
3:00 - Rape.
4:00 - Rape.
5:00 - Clock out and rape.
6:00 - Quick shower.
7:00 - Rape.
8:00 - Rape.
9:00 - Rape.
10:00 - Rape.
11:00 - Rape and bed.
 
June 7 -- What the fuck happened to May?

Went to a late show of Sex and the City after work. Sat through almost 2 1/2 hours noticing every plothole, every bit of unpolished dialogue, every cheap device placed for storytelling convenience (Anthony and Stan get together? WIGGA PLEASE!), every illogical use of New York locations, and every improbable bit of wealth and glamour being displayed by the main characters. And devoured it all like the crack that it is.

We may need to start a 12-step program to get this monkey of my back.
 
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