Don't worry, I'll be gentle.
May 24: My brother bought a motorcycle today. He is an idiot, and the coolest hottest girlfriend he's ever had is probably going to end up leaving him. All she wants is a place to live, plus she's one of those people who's willing to work for things. He's just getting deeper and deeper into debt for toys instead of saving up for anything he really needs. I WANT TO STRANGLE HIM.