Bad Purchasing Decision

[jack]

You're completely ridiculous in this argument. I'm out, but by all means don't stop embarrassing yourself now

 

[The Question]

Same old shit from Jack. Good idea, kid, GTFO. Come back when you have a valid, logical point to make.

 

[jack]

That's all you got? Thought so.

Bye now.

 

[The Question]

Okay, bye! (Until he barks some more, which should be in 3... 2...)

 

[The Question]

After 5, Sunday afternoon, time to kick back with a sandwich from Chompie's and a glass of gin and pink lemonade. That's right -- pink fucking lemonade. Because fuck you.

 

[The Question]

It's Miller time! Or, rather, time for a glass of Old Overholt Bonded Rye and lemonade. Vaping on the Detonator with matching tank -- the flavor is "12 Gauge", a whipped cream White Russian flavor, being run at 550 Fahrenheit @70 watts through a 0.15 ohm SS 316 mesh coil. Deeeee-licious.

 

[The Question]

Friday night, time for an adult libation. This week? Oh, I defy you to tell me this is girly: George Dickel Tabasco Barrel Finish. Fuckin' tasty. And having tried a shot of that Fireball garbage, much superior.

 

[The Question]

Other good purchasing decision: Razer Deathadder Elite mouse. The only reason this is even notable, though, is that Razer actually has a macOS version of their Synapse 2.0 software. Was not expecting that, owing to the fact that macOS isn't really renowned as a gaming platform.

 

[Loktar]

Friday night, time for an adult libation. This week? Oh, I defy you to tell me this is girly: George Dickel Tabasco Barrel Finish. Fuckin' tasty. And having tried a shot of that Fireball garbage, much superior.

Sounds gay and spicy.

 

[Loktar]

Other good purchasing decision: Razer Deathadder Elite mouse. The only reason this is even notable, though, is that Razer actually has a macOS version of their Synapse 2.0 software. Was not expecting that, owing to the fact that macOS isn't really renowned as a gaming platform.

Sounds like a manly mouse. My balls grew balls reading your post.

 

[Volpone]

OOH! OOH! It's Fall! I bet you can find Pumpkin Spice Bourbon AND Pumpkin Spice...vape juice? I don't know what it's called.

 

[The Question]

OOH! OOH! It's Fall! I bet you can find Pumpkin Spice Bourbon AND Pumpkin Spice...vape juice? I don't know what it's called.

Probably could, but what the hell for? Not to fret, you, nobody's gonna take your un-flavored manly-man Everclear away, or make you otherwise taste things.

 

[The Question]

Sounds gay and spicy.

Well, everybody keep an eye on yer condiments. Gotta make sure the male condiments aren't hoppin' across the table to plook each other in their non-existent doo-doo holes with their non-existent wangers.

 

[Volpone]

Speaking of gay and spicy, someone should make pumpkin spice flavored condoms. They could get Castle to write a review of them. Win-win for everyone.

 

[Loktar]

OOH! OOH! It's Fall! I bet you can find Pumpkin Spice Bourbon AND Pumpkin Spice...vape juice? I don't know what it's called.

I had a pumpkin blend cider from DownEast Brewing Company. It was spiced, hopped and fabulous.

 

[The Question]

Speaking of gay and spicy, someone should make pumpkin spice flavored condoms. They could get Castle to write a review of them. Win-win for everyone.

Not in my line. But I guess if you're that curious to know if they're good, ask ya mama.

 

[The Question]

Just got back from the liquor store with the latest addition to the bar: Bombay Sapphire. Spotted something else though with a fancy label, but then as I got a closer look and read the label, I had to give it a pass:

Volpone's Masculinity ~ Extra Fragile (With Just A Hint Of His Mama's Flapping Beef Curtains).

Didn't sound any too appealing to me.

 

[The Question]

Hey, I found Volpone's favorite flavor for beer or booze!

 

[The Question]

Oof. Jayzus. Gunpowder Irish Gin. That's a flavorful sip. Volpone wouldn't like it.

 

[Loktar]

Oof. Jayzus. Gunpowder Irish Gin. That's a flavorful sip. Volpone wouldn't like it.

I won't like it either. I'm more of a whiskey,vodka or rum man.