I found some old stuff from The Kingdom.

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Imagine pretending to sell other people's stolen stuff?


Steve Bissette or you do not own nothing from The Kingdom. The threads that I'm selling were started by me. Every time I eat lunch, I laugh at you. That's how I got to your stupid board, over a lunch bet with Kevin (Eel) and Steve (DevilMan), your moderators. They dared me to post off-topic threads at Bissette's swamp. I sold Kevin a copy. FB him, he'll send you a copy, if he still likes you after all these years.

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Online Bullshit & Circle Jerking
By: BLACKFOOT/CeeJay
 
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Do anyone remember the names of The Kingdom's forums?... Here is the forums I have copies of. The Swamp and The ChopHouse are the only others I can recall.

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Pitt Boss Temple Of Fuckaville - Moderator: Sgt. Pepper Spray.
AKA "Think I care ???" place

D Film Festival - Moderator: jack.
You know the drill, make a dfilm, enter it here!

The Strip Doctor's Lounge - Moderator: Eel O'brian and geedis.
Photo Weirdness, Fan Art encouraged here. Remember, a picture is only worth a thousand words if the artist knows that that many!

Jam-a-jam-a-Ding-Dong - Moderator: Cheese
Online Comic Jams.
 

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April 1, 2020
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BLACKFOOT'S WARS

And Another Thang:

Starring BLACKFOOT: with jack, SRB, DevilMan, Dirty Danny, DogBoy 443, Celtic, Geedis and more.




 

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The Legendary Troll Kingdom
FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Flagstaff police arrested three people after the death of a 6-year-old boy, the department announced Monday.
Anthony Jose Archibeque-Martinez, 23, Elizabeth Archibeque-Martinez, 26, and Ann Marie Martinez, 50, were all booked into the Coconino County Jail for first degree felony homicide and two counts of child abuse.



Officers responded to a report of an unresponsive child Monday around noon. Officers immediately began life-saving efforts until medical personnel arrived.
The child was pronounced dead on scene.
Flagstaff PD detectives interviewed members of the family residing in the residence with the child and a search warrant was conducted.
Police say the child appeared malnourished. There were no obvious signs of trauma.

The parents of the 6-year-old boy admitted the child and his 7-year-old brother, who police say also appeared malnourished, were kept in the bedroom closet and denied food at times.
The parents told detectives the boys were kept in the closet because they were stealing food, sneaking out at night while the parents slept, police say.
According to police, the parents estimated the children had been kept in the closet for about one month.
The grandmother told detectives she was aware of the condition the children were kept in and she, too, disciplined the kids when they stole food, according to police.
Police say the investigation is ongoing and pending the medical examiner’s report for manner of death findings.
The Department of Child Safety confirmed that the child's siblings are currently in their care.
There was a prior DCS report involving the Archibeque-Martinez family from Feb. of 2013 involving two allegations of abuse, DCS said. The allegations were unsubstantiated, and after the parents agreed and took part in voluntary in-home services, the case was closed.
"We ask that if you reasonably suspect that a child is being abused or neglected report it to DCS at 888-SOS-CHILD (888-767-2445)," the department stated. "Your information will be kept confidential."
 

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Before jack lost The Kingdom because he did not pay the bill. I made complete copy's of my threads. Including the now famous SHRIMP thread at The Swamp and the SHOULD BLACKFOOT BE BANNED, by jack.

I'm thinking about publishing them with the other 14 threads I copied. I also have the WHY SHOULD WE IDOLIZE A FUNNY BOOK ARTIST? That is where Bogner and Eel O'Brian get at me.
 

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HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU IDOLIZE A MAN WHO DRAWS FUNNY BOOKS



I mean, people idolize Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Janet Jackson, why a funny book artist. Damn, why not idolize the trash man. The plumber who unstopped your fucking toilet. How bout that crack-head who washes your car every Saturday morning for a couple of bucks I think I figured it out. THE SWAMP are a bunch of washed up funny book geeks, who are trying to relive the glory days ( my bad, ain't no glory in funny books. ) There reduced to pitching a tent on the side of the road and calling it a comic convention. What's the difference between selling funny books and working for food?

No reply needes, this ia a Steve Bissette only thread. So Steve is taking credit for my banning at The Kingdom. So that makes Jack a liar, because he also said he banned my Blackfoot ass. I need to make a road trip. Does anyone know what alley or corner Steve is trying to hawk those funny books? I need answers STEVE!
 

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April 2, 2020
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BLACKFOOT'S WARS

And Another Thang:

The Website that Jack Venooker lost/stole because he accidently forgot to pay the bill the members donated to keep their forum running.




 

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Joe Kletz. Can I Bust?

Now you may be asking yourself, "Myself, who would actually agree to join that band and put up with all of their shit?" Well........Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to our newest family member- our new manager "STEPMOM" Karen Casey! Yep, last night over a beer Karen decided to help at the reigns of this wild wild rock and roll stagecoach. She will be helping us book shows and she will be in charge of our dealings with CD producer Paul Van Cleave and our artist extraordinaire Joe "STOOPID" Kletz. God bless her patient, patient soul.

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Yet another member of the "classic" Tutor Training course of fall 1995, Joe was our resident cartoonist; in fact, many tutors remarked that they knew they "made it" in the center when they were lampooned by one of Joe's drawings. Joe entered his sessions clothed in punk garb and a genuine desire to help every student he met to succeed. A coffee specialist, Joe made the WC highlight reel when he presented at the 1999 NWCA Conference with a head of green hair. Joe's new full-time gig is in a design office located, fortunately for his throngs of fans, near the CCCWC.

Here's a sample from his blog. Notice how he always starts with "Dear Blog". Isn’t it strange?

Dear Blog

I know it's been awhile since I wrote to you. Sorry. I've been busy. I was in Vegas for a Punk Rock Bowling tournament and then took a few road trips to Chicago so I've been away from computers for a bit. Plus, I've been busy at work (which is usually when I write to you because A: I have little to do there and B: even if I do have something to do I'm kind of a slacker). But I'm back now.

I was going to write to you last week. I had the whole letter worked out in my mind. It was all about how rad it is to come home form the bar, a little drunk, eat a bacon-cheeseburger and watch Sharky's Machine on AMC.

That's the condensed version. I forgot all the little details that would have made it a stellar entry because I was drunk and eating a bacon-cheeseburger and completely transfixed by Burt Renyolds' mustache in Sharky's Machine.

Since I forgot that stuff I've decided to write about Junk Mail. Specifically Junk Electronic-Mail (or email as the kids say).

I've got myself an Electronic Mailbox. One of the "folders" in that mailbox collects what the Electronic Postal Service identifies as "junk". Now just between you and me, I wouldn't necessarily call this some of this stuff "junk". Why, who wouldn't want LowMortgageRate$ or CheePonlineMEds?

These are deals!

Sometimes, though, disturbing message come through. Messages about herbal supplements for my dirty parts. Things to make them larger or stronger or even thicker (we're talking Pringles Can here). I want nothing to do with this.

Lately however, those offers have slowed down. I am now inundated with the following messages:

L00king for aF..ckFriend (Jill Tombs)
your special f..ckFriend (Kim Corely)
you need a F*ckFriend (I am Easy )
will you be my f..ckFriend? (Amy Stewart)
you need me to be f..ckFriend (Just ForSex69 )
I am your f..ckFriend (Samantha Hines)
and
Find you f..ckFriend 2nite (GetTheAction)

First off, some of those ladies have some really weird names. All that aside, I must say I am flattered. And a tiny bit interested.

But I have to pass.
I know this breaks your collective hearts girls, and for that I'm sorry.
Perhaps my (non f..ck)friend Blog would like to meet you.

I'd only disappoint you gals. Plus, you all are soooo out of my league.

Joe
 

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UPDATE

I found some old stuff from Comicon, The BullPen and TCJ. I will publish some when the coronavirus issue is settled. I'm sitting on 50 copies of my KINGDOM books. So far I have sold 177 copies.
 

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Last call for BLACKFOOT'S KINGDOM magazine, with extras from Comicon, The BullPen and TCJ . For a copy, PM me. All copies has been reduced to a low of $9.99 + free s&h, get a second copy for a separate processing fee, with a 30 day money back guarantee if you are not 55% satisfied.... Ahhhhh fuck it! I only have 13 copies left. Free to the first 13 lucky trolls who apply for this offer.
 
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