The Question
Eternal
Fascinating!
Oh, what a magnificent one just now. I was going about my busy business of fucking off online and avoiding productivity and increasingly felt like I needed to fart. But in attempting to squeak one out, realized it was no mere fart. Wrapped up one or two other things and headed off to the reading room for a very rewarding and bowl-filling experience. It looked a lot like o.
Probably smelled like him too, is my guess.
I Just Took A Good Venooking. It was a two flusher.
Woke up in the middle of the night last night with labor pains. Headed to the delivery room and pushed out a healthy 8# CeeJay.
When I wiped my ass this morning, it looked like an exact portrait of blackfoot. I considered framing it, but it smelled exactly like him too, so I flushed it instead.
Nothing is so cringeworthy as watching you try to fit in CeeJay.