Can a guy be friends with a girl and never think about fucking her?

[Tisiphone]

Not if he's a MFer.

And I think he took the bra because it's red and black, and he's a huge Atlanta Falcons fan.

 

[jack]

so he's probably smelling it when he tosses one off.

 

['Gear]

Is that what Falcons fans do?

 

[Anti Troll Hero]

A guy can think about sex without wanting it. It's like looking at a book and thinking about reading it, it's the conditions your brain makes. Maybe you want to know if he wants to have sex with you?

 

['Gear]

It's like looking at a book and thinking about reading it,

No. It isn't.

 

[Cassie]

More like looking at a book and thinking about slamming your dick in it, IMO.

 

[Donovan]

More like looking at a book and thinking about slamming your dick in it, IMO.

hmmm....be right back.



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Ow. Don't ever do that. It isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds.

 

[Dr Dave]

Hamper bra.

That could be your spy code name.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or your drag name.

 

[Dr Dave]

hmmm....be right back.



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Ow. Don't ever do that. It isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds.

It didn't sound at all fun in the first place.

 

[FBI parte due]

Bookfucking is a difficult but rewarding art. CAll my 900 number for details.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We need to hear The Saint's take on this activity.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to hear from Sideshow Mel.

 

['Gear]

I think I speak for The Saint when I say pull out your cock and hit it with a hammer.

 

[Hambil]

Does "OMG I would never have sex with that" count as thinking about sex?

 

['Gear]

I'm afraid so.

 

[Hambil]

The the answer is no, men cannot be around woman, much less friends with them, without thinking about sex. In fact, the being around part is often optional.

 

['Gear]

I don't even want to say what I think when I'm around someone attractive. Neither do the men here. If they do they're either straight out lying or toning the story way down to make it speakable.

Sorry fellas.

Suffice to say when I'm in the relative safety of my own mind I don't even hold back a little. Guilt free yo'. It's all I can do to keep it off my face.

 

[Donovan]

It's all I can do to keep it off her face.

FTFY

 

[Mirah]

What the fuck does FTFY mean? GODDAMMIT QUIT USING FUCKING LETTERS TO SPEAK SENTENCES! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY FUCKING MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!